This week Jordan shites on about the time he forgot how reflections work, his best and worst New Years ever, and the 90s. Plus he offers up an alternative, and frankly way cooler, list of New Years Resolutions for only the most criminal of listeners to try. Cowabunga, dickheads!

This week Jordan shites on about his patented PLAY procedure for buying presents, as well as attending the Avatar 2 premier dressed like Rick Astley. He also ends the podcast with a new feature called "Could I win..."

Jordan's back after a forced (read: Lazy) week break. This week Jordan shites on about the Ego and why it's it's fault he's not successful. Then he talks shite about the greatest invention in the world, and what the real greatest invention in the world is, and he lets us in on some exciting Avatar 2 based news. Enjoy!

This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.| This weeks searches: - Roomba - Is it illegal to kill an alien?

Jordan is depressed, and boy does he want you to know it. He's fine though, honest. This week Jordan shites on about being sad (boo hoo), NOT taking your 14 year old child to a snooker hall every week, the date August 8th, as well as other random thoughts fired off from a sleep deprived brain. They can't all be gold, people! Searches: -What to do when you can’t sleep? -What was the worst year ever? -August 8th

This week Jordan shites on about being old at gigs, eating a big slice of humble pie, how reality TV started badly, went mental, and then got worse, and the difference between a Swede and a Dutch. This weeks searches: 'Michael Jordan cartoon magic shoes' ' First reality show competition ever' instagram: @JordanOrdinary

WE'RE BACK! (For real this time!) Season 4 kicks off a soft reboot of My Internet Diary! Guest will still be on sporadicly, but Jordan will be looking at his own searches each week and no one can do anything about it. On this weeks episode Jordan speaks about the anatomy of a roast chicken, the search for a suit that will make all the boys jealous, homosexual arachnids in old pop songs, and unconfident facts. It's good to be back!

Yes we're back! And yes it has been a year and half but we're back! I said we're back!! And who better to kick off season 3 than the Podcast Don himself, friend of the show, Tony Cantwell. How much does it cost for Tony's alter ego to write a Lion King/Simpsons crossover erotic novel? Why are children selling Nintendo Switches online but not delivering on the goods? Do parentheses make words invisible? Why is Matt Damon Fighting Jordan in SuperValu? All is revealed in this jam packed episode of My Internet Diary.

Jordan is joined in the studio byJordan Dreyer and Corey Stroffolino, AKA Vox and The Axeman, from the American Post-Hardcore band La Dispute. Aside from the discussing their upcoming European and American tour, the boys talk about their upcoming record, not to mention the ten year anniversary reissue of their debut album, Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair, that can be pre-ordered now. Other Jordan discusses being humbled by an Irish Immigration officer the day before, as well revealing his prediction for the upcoming 6th(?) wave of Ska, his favourite ska band, and the revelation that the band is now called Ska Dispute. Corey admits to turning to youtubers to help him learn one of the bands songs, whilst referencing the made-for-tv movie The Langoliers more than any other human in history.

In this monstrously fun packed episode Jordan is joined in the studio by the Sexy Beast podcast, otherwise known as Marc Jago and Tony Cantwell. Jordan pitches the boys a brand new scary creature for them to rate and review (like they do on their own podcast except its on this one). They discuss their recent live show, where Jago insulted every one involved. Tony reveals his compulsion to delete old tweets in light of recent Hollywood scandals, just to be safe that is, and Jago spreads awareness of the subbiest of Japanese sub cultures. Also, what is a Longbottom? Is it a boy Jordan went to school with? Is it a weird disease? Is it a phrase taken from a book for nerds? Plus, Hollywood legend and Oscar winning actor Nic Cage stops by to chat movies and bang off a couple of his famous lines!

It's third times the charm as Omar Hasan joins Jordan to complete his trilogy! In this episode Jordan tells the true and stupid story of not being allowed to fly, and unravels the Scooby Doo family tree. Omar discuss safety coffins, what to do if your dead but you're not actually dead, and the origins of April Fools! And who is Dick Smith the Dicksmith? You'd be a fool to miss this banger of an episode! Join us as we take and in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guest. Each episode we'll be clicking the 'I'm feeling lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

Season 2 is officially here and it kicks off with our guest Joey Crawley, The Conspiracy Kid! Marvel as he explains how everything we know is a lie, from the moon landing, to The Beatles breaking up, in this dimension that is! Also, we discuss the recent Hollywood sex scandal, and a bus riding gorilla. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

In this very special episode we say goodbye (he's not dead, don't worry!) to our guest and long time friend of the show, Tony Cantwell, as he leaves the old smoke of London Town (City) for the home shores of Dublin Town (City). Ever the dude with 'tude, he lets us into the google searches he's made whilst living a bachelor lifestyle these last few weeks, and explains all things Japanese, like eating live animals and kicking monks in the nuts.

Is it possible to be a lover and a fighter, and if so how much of a lover and a fighter at any given time? Comedian and actor Owen Colgan joins Jordan in the studio to reveal his techniques that help him maintain the status of Ireland's Number One Top Lover And Top Fighter! In this episode the two discuss Owen's upcoming solo comedy tour, the future of Hardy Bucks, and how to have a bath in your neighbours house. He also explains why he spends 20 minutes every morning 'pulling'. Plus, how do you defeat a caravan? How do you rid your body of toxins? How do you train a crow to attack Taoiseach Leo Varadkar? It's simple, listen to this episode of My Internet Diary to find out.

This episode our guest, Daniel Brady, returns to the show to tell us how man went from ape to people by munching on some naughty mushrooms and getting freaky! Did anybody say fun guy? Then prepare yourself to drink the cool aid as we hear all about cooky cults! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

In this very special episode we say goodbye to a dear friend, and bring you TWO MID world exclusives, live tattooing and an episode where the main point of the podcast is forgotten! Jordan and Aisling discuss confirmation names, Aisling's departure to Manchester, and the medical condition known as 'bollock tongue'. We also hear about Jordan's campaign to have the Pope bless Shrek's swamp. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the google searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

Jordan welcomes comedian, Mob Theatre founding member, and all round wonderful guy, Stephen Bradley to the MID studio in this jam packed episode. Stephen is regaled with the scatological goings on of Jordan's work place, and the two delve deep into the twisted mind of the dirty protester. Who pooped, and why? Seriously, why?

This week our guest Zach Golden, from the incredible podcast Within A Mile Of Home, discusses skin jobs and sexbots, and recalls a mundane conversation with a convicted welsh rockstar. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

There must be something in the water! This week our guest, Daniel Brady, fills us in on what really happened with the Titanic, the ship not the movie, and why the old woman, from movie not the ship, is a terrible, terrible person. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, Aisling Conboy, dishes the dirtiest of dirt on the worst and best celebrity interviews she has done, and also tells of how she discovered a gruesome murder plot in her own backyard! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.