Finally, the unbiased look at child soldiery that the lamestream media doesn't want you to see. Only for Funhaus+ and RT First members! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 https://twitter.com/mc_lotta Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'm sorry, but this campaign is clearly a rip-off of Harlan Ellison's 1963 short story "All of Humanity is F***ing Garbage and Women are Worse but Give Me My F***ing Check and You Can Turn This into an Outer Limits or Whatever." Want to watch exclusive Funhaus content? Click the link! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join or https://fun.haus/first Go to http://meundies.com/funhaus to get 25% off your first order and free shipping. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 https://twitter.com/mc_lotta Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. The final showdown. Can the dolls clear Barbie's name? Follow us on social media: @elysewillems @linzbot_ @mc_lotta @jameswillems Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head beneath the animal reserve and uncover a dark secret. Follow us on social media: @elysewillems @linzbot_ @mc_lotta @_JacobFullerton We're now offering Funhaus YouTube Memberships, giving you access to exclusive perks, stream archives, videos, and more! Click JOIN to enter the Dawg Pound, HOWL! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls visit an animal reserve and have a wild encounter with zoologist and Barbie's ex, Kenan (Jacob Fullerton). His overzealous personality is nothing compared to the bigger threat -- a killer croc that's on the loose! Follow us on social media: @elysewillems @linzbot_ @mc_lotta @_JacobFullerton We're now offering Funhaus YouTube Memberships, giving you access to exclusive perks, stream archives, videos, and more! Click JOIN to enter the Dawg Pound, HOWL! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head to Barbie General and find themselves aiding the surly physician, Dr. Kendall (Patrick Brown) in his madcap surgery. Follow us on social media: @elysewillems @linzbot_ @mc_lotta @HandsomeMaster2 We're now offering Funhaus YouTube Memberships, giving you access to exclusive perks, stream archives, videos, and more! Click JOIN to enter the Dawg Pound, HOWL! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, Kenzo (special guest Freddie Wong), Barbie's ex and a racing enthusiast, challenges the dolls to his extreme mind games in exchange for info. Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! Follow us on social media: @elysewillems @linzbot_ @mc_lotta @fwong We're now offering Funhaus YouTube Memberships, giving you access to exclusive perks, stream archives, videos, and more! Click JOIN to enter the Dawg Pound, HOWL! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. Follow us on social media: @elysewillems @linzbot_ @mc_lotta Go to http://factormeals.com/mustbedice50 and us code mustbedice50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to http://expressvpn.com/mustbedice to get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package. We're now offering Funhaus YouTube Memberships, giving you access to exclusive perks, stream archives, videos, and more! Click JOIN to enter the Dawg Pound, HOWL! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: Barbie Didn't Do it! - Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos awaken to find themselves trapped in an arena that is nothing at all like the one on Geonosis with all those little wasp creatures so don't even think it. Will they defeat the great beast that awaits them? Will peace finally come to Poon's people? The answers to these questions and more await you in the final episode of The Forgotten Planet! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/adambrouillard Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: The Forgotten Planet - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus featuring space exploration, aliens, scruffy-looking bounty hunters, scum, villainy, glowy swords, and all kinds of other totally original ideas. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos help one of their own through the miracle of explosive, stomach-churning childbirth, fend off an army of adorable space marauders, and actually roll some dice for once. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/adambrouillard Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: The Forgotten Planet - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus featuring space exploration, aliens, scruffy-looking bounty hunters, scum, villainy, glowy swords, and all kinds of other totally original ideas. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://factormeals.com/mustbedice40 and use code mustbedice40 to get 40% Go to http://babbel.com and use code MUSTBEDICE to get 6 months of Babbel for the price of 3. In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos meet an all too eager pleasure-bot, dine on expired canned goods, introduce a salamander to the ways of love, and reveal a terrifying secret! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/adambrouillard Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: The Forgotten Planet - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus featuring space exploration, aliens, scruffy-looking bounty hunters, scum, villainy, glowy swords, and all kinds of other totally original ideas. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos enjoy a victory feast, interrogate their vanquished enemies, fly victorious into mysterious new regions of the planet, and feed some sort of erotic space yolk to a severed head! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/adambrouillard Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: The Forgotten Planet - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus featuring space exploration, aliens, scruffy-looking bounty hunters, scum, villainy, glowy swords, and all kinds of other totally original ideas. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://hellofresh.com/mustbedice50 and use code mustbedice50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free! Go to http://expressvpn.com/mustbedice to get an extra 3 months free. In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos discover a strange new alien culture, open mouth kiss a translating machine, face the planet's greatest menace, and yeah, melt a few people in the process. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/adambrouillard Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: The Forgotten Planet - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus featuring space exploration, aliens, scruffy-looking bounty hunters, scum, villainy, glowy swords, and all kinds of other totally original ideas. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://factormeals.com/mustbedice50 and use code mustbedice50 to get 50% off your first box. In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos find themselves marooned on an unknown planet, trek into strange murky wilderness, engage in an impromptu tickle party, and strangle more tiny adorable creatures than I care remember. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/adambrouillard Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: The Forgotten Planet - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus featuring space exploration, aliens, scruffy-looking bounty hunters, scum, villainy, glowy swords, and all kinds of other totally original ideas. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In which our fearless heroes engage in a battle most bloody with the dreaded King Modo, a conjoined princess finds their wealthy pervert, a play is held, and the world finally breaths a sigh of relief, knowing once and for all that reading is for nerds and losers. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 https://twitter.com/mc_lotta Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus in which our fearless producers brave the all-seeing eyes of the Tolkein estate. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our heroes whip a one eyed monster, enter an actual dungeon with an actual dragon, meet the dreaded King Modo, and relax to the sensual, soulful sounds of Luther Vandrox! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 https://twitter.com/mc_lotta Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus in which our fearless producers brave the all-seeing eyes of the Tolkein estate. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our fearless, furry heroes finally breach the dreaded castle, meet a monstrous yet buxom princess, and debate the inherent value of cooz. Plus, a specter from the past return to impart much needed wisdom at a crucial moment and also talk about cooz. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus in which our fearless producers brave the all-seeing eyes of the Tolkein estate. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our heroes bid farewell to another of their party, travel in a most unusual floating conveyance, and destroy their enemies from within. Literally. It's gross. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus in which our fearless producers brave the all-seeing eyes of the Tolkein estate. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our heroes pass the pipe with giant vermin, battle the endless limbs of a rat king, accidentally learn to read, and say farewell to one of their own. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 https://twitter.com/MandoDoesStuff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus in which our fearless producers brave the all-seeing eyes of the Tolkein estate. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to http://everythingdice.com/mustbedice to get 15% off your first order. In which our heroes burst forth from gelatinous cubes, battle the mother of spiders, obtain powerful mystical texts, and learn the frog word for ejaculate. Huzzah! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 https://twitter.com/MandoDoesStuff https://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest - An all new RPG adventure from Funhaus in which our fearless producers brave the all-seeing eyes of the Tolkein estate. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices