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Movie Pipe

Gonzo Valve Productions

38 episodes

1 week ago

A movie podcast involving fear and loathing in cyberspace takes a personal turn for undercover film critics G. G. Conque and Will Chinners. Unorthodox Conque gets involved ironically with the eternal ideas of a reclused satirist, while Chinners deals with an assault on the dishwasher he loves.

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A movie podcast involving fear and loathing in cyberspace takes a personal turn for undercover film critics G. G. Conque and Will Chinners. Unorthodox Conque gets involved ironically with the eternal ideas of a reclused satirist, while Chinners deals with an assault on the dishwasher he loves.

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Episodes (20/38)

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Movie Pipe 39: We're Back (Kind of) + Ray Liotta Interview

Movie Pipe bounced back. We've gone artificial with very little intelligence.

2 months ago

6 minutes 9 seconds

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Movie Pipe 38: The Bricklayer (2023)

Look, he's The Bricklayer. It's what he does.

1 year ago

30 minutes 37 seconds

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Movie Pipe 37: Floppenheimer (2024)

Now I Am Become Conque, the Destroyer of Parodies

1 year ago

16 minutes 52 seconds

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Movie Pipe 36: Indiana Jones and the Dial of whatever, just listen. Or don't, see if we care (2023)

83 year old baby manages to cling on to hat and whip.

1 year ago

15 minutes 10 seconds

Movie Pipe

Movie Pipe 35: Babylon (2022) – Part 1

An elephant Pitts itself. First of a three part shallow-snorkel into one of the weirdest movies to watch on a plane.

2 years ago

26 minutes 3 seconds

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Movie Pipe 34: The Jackal (1997) + Bruce Willis' Lost Filmography

Willis wig shop is alive and well.

2 years ago

23 minutes 47 seconds

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Movie Pipe 33: Striking Distance (1993)

Surprisingly enjoyable cop thriller with some serious (missing) hair action from Bruce Willis.

This episode is sponsored by Sam Ashurst's 'VHS Quest'... https://www.patreon.com/VHSquest

2 years ago

25 minutes 27 seconds

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Movie Pipe 32: Moonfall (2022)

This episode contains a near-death experience.

2 years ago

23 minutes 8 seconds

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Movie Pipe 31: The Package (1989) + an update on Paul's whereabouts

Our favorite actor slash retiree, Genius Hackman, is back on the Pipe. This time in a late-80's espionage thriller that feels like one giant audition for the director's next gig with Garrison Fjord. Ciao.

2 years ago

26 minutes 29 seconds

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Movie Pipe 30: The Card Counter (2021) + readers’ feedback and Paul’s nephew’s top-5 movies ever 😵‍💫

Little ozzie issac plays snap in pillow strawberries’ meta textual meditation on gambling and revenge.

3 years ago

22 minutes 20 seconds

Movie Pipe

Movie Pipe 29: Uncommon Valor (1983)

Genius Hackmen kind of does a reverse Rambo?

3 years ago

16 minutes

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Movie Pipe 28: My Dinner With Andre (1981) + NEW INTRO!

Very long episode as Will (finally) joins G.G. to bore him to death for 2 hours about a movie about a person boring another person to death for 2 hours.

3 years ago

2 hours 17 minutes 23 seconds

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Movie Pipe 26.5: *WILL'S INSTANT REACTION* The Batman (2022) + That Marchel Dongsock Voicemail we mentioned

Ronald J. Patriot vamps it up as Battingman in DC comics' latest standalone moodvie. Will gives his immediate reaction (between me and you, he sounds a bit sleepy and says f*ck a lot – not sure what that's all about, really? I guess what we're saying is, don't listen to this episode out loud during a church service or in your local library).

3 years ago

15 minutes 50 seconds

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Movie Pipe 27: Light Sleeper (1992) + Special Guest. Salgestion Arkansa [ep 26 on hold for Michael Douglas VM. The lawyers got skittish. Sorry)

Everything went out the window after she ignored the salad. Probably not cheap either, being a hospital canteen. The cheek! Poor ol' Willem. He looked distraught and was as bemused as we were. He didn't have to get her lunch. He only offered her coffee! Why ask for a salad if you're not going to even touch it?? What happened to the salad is anyone's guess. (sorry about the wind on the mic/background ambience from the very expensive, private neighborhood within which Movie Pipe HQ is situated).

3 years ago

43 minutes 37 seconds

Movie Pipe

Movie Pipe 20...er, 5?: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

Anthophila x Caine. TWICE. (Listener Warning: This episode features documentary audio of a real-life bee hallucination).

3 years ago

9 minutes 6 seconds

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Movie Pipe 24: *INSTANT REACTIONS* The Super Bob Einstein Movie (2021)

Did you know the world’s most famous theoretical physicist was Marty Funkhauser’s brother?!

3 years ago

8 minutes 23 seconds

Movie Pipe

Movie Pipe 23: Don’t Look Up (2021) + listener guesses from episode 22 & top five teeth scenes

The satire that sh*t the bed and missed. This is the end of season 1 😬

3 years ago

18 minutes 29 seconds

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Movie Pipe 22: Xxx Xxxx Xx Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxxxxx (1982)

G. G. manipulates listeners by withholding the name of the movie reviewed during this episode. But it’s all part of the act, isn’t it. 👀

3 years ago

10 minutes 13 seconds

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Movie Pipe 21: Only A Baby Elephant Will Do (1945) + listener donations

Hank Plym’s dad gets his trunk frozen stiff over a powerful baby and a dodgy shamen. Thanks to our patrons for the donations! We’re up to $347.60 🙏

3 years ago

18 minutes 35 seconds

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Movie Pipe 20: Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

G. G. has it all ruined by a factually inaccurate automobile.

3 years ago

9 minutes 23 seconds