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Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.
The raw charisma and undeniable talent of Channing Tatum can only do so much to save this mostly forgettable movie
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A totally radical skateboarding movie that has very little to do with skateboarding and a lot to do with Vietnamese crime drama
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A movie with an absolutely bananas concept that squanders it on mostly being about how boring, crappy dudes are good actually
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From a hotel room in Wisconsin, we drag James into our muck and watch a Tom Arnold film that is extremely Tom Arnold
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Buffy, BSG, and Lost collide in a bar with a Baldwin and what happens is, you know, fine.
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It's taken a while but we finally have gotten to the movie that every bad movie podcast has to talk about eventually.
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Another Astrologer? That's right, it's the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially.
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We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. This one is 90% dialogue!
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Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch.
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The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction as a pitch for a show that I can't imagine being sold to literally any television company.
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Having never seen a full episode of the show, this movie is possibly the worst way to be introduced to the property. It's just rich white people complaining and being awful but not in a fun way like Arrested Development.
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From the guy that brought us Baby Ghost, comes a movie that is just about the same level of quality but way more nudity, knives, and n-roller skates.
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A bog standard barbarian plot that gets just enough spice from the animal telepathy stuff to be kind of worth watching
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We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related that Sony shoves into the grinder.
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A listener's recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don't worry, they just did director of photography so they aren't fully to blame for this turd of a 60's nostalgia movie.
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Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of dragon effects and pyrotechnics and none of it to lighting or sound equipment.
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This 70's movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80's has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. An exploitation film without anything risqué. Grainy sound and fuzzy images that serve no purpose.
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Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the most direct-to-video sequel you could imagine.
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This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then "writing" a "script" to use it.
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