This week on Mount Molehill, loving brick owner Connor Kreit hopes that bringing a brick to a pet rock meetup will give him the right angle to wriggle into a social scene matching his interests. Meanwhile, actual pet rock Dwayne The Rock "Mom's Son" was made to be a big brother to Louis...who is already a big brother. Will Connor fit in? Will Dwayne get out? Is Dwayne even a rock? What do you do with a pet rock anyway? Like, really? How about a pet frog? A turtle? Dream bigger, pet rock community! But can they? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Dwayne The Rock "Mom's Son" is played by Mae Clark.
Connor Kreit is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser. Could you imagine if we'd planned this? Mortifying!
This mountaintop is just riddled with live microphones! We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak.
This week on Mount Molehill, former fry cook and trading card king Bobby Bones joins the show to explain the new celebrity status of Des Moines' public bus drivers. Meanwhile, The Wheel on the Des Moines' famous Bug Bus is TIRED of attending bug funerals all through the town. 99 of The Wheel's problems are her wheel neighbors, but will getting a break knock the list down from 100? Should Bobby Brown expand the card deck to include more types of public servants? If a bug gets hurt, would you take off your shirt... and grieve? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
The Wheel is played by Mae Clark.
Bobby Bones is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser. Could you imagine if we'd planned this? Mortifying!
This mountaintop is just riddled with live microphones! We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak.
This week on Mount Molehill, Enzo Zcoop discovers that he is the most endearing man alive when his ice cream truck goes on the fritz and the neighborhood notices. Meanwhile, Claudette Sorbet is an ice cream scoop with a classic design and a big brain freeze headache! Will Enzo realize he's melted the hearts of thousands? Will Claudette convince Enzo to help her escape the scoop life, or will they both melt under pressure? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Claudette Sorbet is played by Mae Clark.
Enzo Zcoop is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser. Could you imagine if we'd planned this? Mortifying!
This mountaintop is just riddled with live microphones! We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak.
This week on Mount Molehill, horticulturista Dr. Frankie Rosenstein plants herself in Little Halloweentown, NYC to genetically alters flowers with ethically seedy results. She has A LOT of clarifying questions for potential business partner Hortensia Bloomfield, AKA the Hydra from Greek mythology. And Hortensia is in BIG TROUBLE with the goddess Hera's Monster Witness Protection Program because she came on this podcast and told everyone she's undercover as a big tall Midwestern gal! Will Hortensia and Dr. Frankie combine snot, science, and business acumen to take over the floral industry? Will Dr. Frankie get bit by a Draculavender plant? And will they both get in BIG TROUBLE with the FBI and Mt. Olympus? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us. I'm serious, you guys. Wait, WE could potentially be struck down by the Greek gods for this upload. Eh, best not to worry.
Hortensia Bloomfield AKA Hydra is played by Mae Clark.
Dr. Frankie Rosenstein is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser. Could you imagine if we'd planned this? Mortifying!
This mountaintop is just riddled with live microphones! We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak.
This week on Mount Molehill, pilot Chet Blumon and Scooptown University student Erica Mumsword bond over feeling left out of a big. fat. secret. Secrets families are no fun, that is until the Big Pappa group chat blows up and brings families together. Erica, I called your family to fact check this episode, and all I have to say is TEEHEEHEE. How many families does Chet have in major airport hubs across the globe? Does he know that Minnesota is a state? How is Erica affording this much string? And how many of us know The Secret? Shhhh. TEEHEEHEE. I'll never tell! Find out more in this thrilling episode. Just don’t tell your friends about us.
Chet Blumon is played by Chip Fankhauser. Erica Mumsword is played by Mae Clark. Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
This mountain top is riddled with live microphones. Come visit! We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak.
This week on Mount Molehill, public relations specialist and frequent flyer Barley Potts harnesses the elements of rhetoric to convince us all that wind chimes are a perversion of some kind, while extreme skier Ryan Stoooakly makes sweet sweet music at the expense of both his neighbor’s wind chimes and the brain health of America’s winter sports enthusiasts. Will Barley get anyone to join his cause to protect the wind? Does the wind even care? Is Ryan Stoooakly the “Charlie Puth of the slopes” or just a ski patrol’s worst nightmare? What does the sun sound like? Find out more in this thrilling episode. Just don’t tell your friends about us.
Barley Potts is played by Chip Fankhauser. Ryan Stoooakly is played by Mae Clark. Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
This mountain top is riddled with live microphones. Come visit! We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak.
This week on Mount Molehill, future HGTV scandal Jack Flap faces both the consequences of his maple-syrup construction practices, and the dawning paternity revelation sitting across from him, FlapJack Stevens. Meanwhile, FlapJack Stevens, the pancake-flipping pirate with a hoard of rat interns and a dream of killing the captain of The Glorious Lady, begins to plan a vacay to Canada (which coast remains unclear). Will Jack Flap be green-lit for more than three episodes? Will FlapJack teach Jack Flap how to rhyme? And how do Danni and her redheaded husband feel about all of this? Find out more in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Jack Flap is played by Chip Fankhauser. FlapJack Stevens is played by Mae Clark. Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much airtime, all atop a mountain just riddled with microphones! Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and an ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, Missouri Johson the playwright, and until that pays the bills, local theater reviewer, and until that pays the bills, the shift supervisor of a roast beef purveyor, illegally records the middle school production of the mad-cow madcap Burger Street with the help of his seat mate, high schooler and aspiring playwright Lily Spleech. There's a method actor on the loose, a girl who just got back from soccer practice, and a fundamental shift in the way theater people think about the beef lobby. Also, everyone needs a snack at some point. Will Missouri be wowed by the tots' production even after seeing his beloved Burger Street performed in Times Square? Will Lily Spleech discover an actor who sneezes correctly? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Missouri Johnson is played by Chip Fankhauser. Lily Spleech is played by Mae Clark. Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much airtime, all atop a mountain just riddled with microphones! Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and an ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, confirmed dog Bark Simpson shares his confirmed kills of ghost squirrels and tales of chicken fingers left on tabletops to an audience of Mathias Tinsel. Mr. Tinsel loves his life, his wife, and his wagon! His wife Jenine listened to this episode and she is furrrrious. Do this dog and this man have anything to say about the meaning of Christmas? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Bark Simpson is played by Chip Fankhauser. Mathias Tinsel is played by Mae Clark. Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much airtime, all atop a mountain just riddled with microphones! Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing. population and an ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, hairdressers Journey Wright and Courtney raise hair and eyebrows with their unique approaches to hairstyling. It could also be from the mousse. They love a good mousse! Will Courtney reach stardom in the world kids haircuts, or will the FBI reach her first? Will Journey get to spend the rest of her days gossiping with the ladies of the mob? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Journey Wright is played by Chip Fankhauser. Courtney is played by Mae Clark. Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much airtime, all atop a mountain just riddled with microphones! Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing. population and an ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, sixth grade love consultant Joshua P. returns to discuss his new role with the NFL amid his continued success coupling up people in a style only found in the movie Hitch. You heard it here first: a sixth grader set up Taylor Swift with Travis Kelce! His next client? Possibly Chet Bingham, defensive lineman for the Detroit Lions, a former sixth-year senior with major postgrad FOMO. Will Chet find a social group among his peers? Will he date Joshua P.'s mom's friend Cindy? Find out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Joshua P. is played by Mae Clark. Chet Bingham is played by Chip Fankhauser. Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never truly worthy of this much debate. We hardly debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and an ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, Gregory Gymble, an underpaid primetime actor at 50 years young, tries his best to pitch the network microshow The Bellevue Motel with "influencer grown in a lab" Sophie Cofi. Will Gregory validate his own worth and get paid? Does Sophie know anything about the internet? One thing is for sure - Sophie needs goo. Find all of this out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Gregory Gymble is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Sophie Cofi is played by Mae Clark.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, Albuquerque potter Clayton Gaetz reveals his sinister approach to competitive artistry to Michael's superfan Candy "Candace" CoughMan. Is it worthwhile to make somethin' into somethin' else? Is gatekeeping pottery necessary if you already have a large contract with Target? Are God's hands sticky with craft glue? Has Clayton never heard of a bowl? Find all of this out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Clayton Gaetz is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Candy "Candace" CoughMan is played by Mae Clark.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, disgraced interior decorator Stitch Armoire overhauls Terry Or's heartbreak AND two-bedroom home for his own professional gain. Will Terry win back his wife Petunia? Will he ever see the other side of an expertly-placed decorative partition? Will Stitch Armoire become Interior Decorators Of America's Interior Decorator of America for all quarterly issues of Interior Decorators of America's 2023 magazine? Can you spice up the bedroom with needlepointed walls? Find all of this out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Terry Orr is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Stitch Armoire is played by Mae Clark.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, our producer Mae chats with Barbara Jupiter, a definitely fictional industrial psychologist. Barbara may seem like an empath with a heart of gold to her many clients, but underneath she's just a big cello, expertly crafted. Mae airs her workplace grievances and gets particularly emotional over a grilled cheese she never got to make. After all, she's a Cancer. HA HA HA *sobs*. Will Barbara be able to use the stars to bring Mae and Chip's partnership back on track? Does Barbara know Chip is a Gemini? What was in that grilled cheese? Find all of this out in this thrilling episode. Just don't tell your friends about us.
Barbara Jupiter is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Our Producer, Mae is played by Mae Clark.
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
Deep underneath Mount Molehill lies an ancient tomb with an ancient audible curse...these accents. Professional treasure hunter Jonathan Geronimo is slightly Australian and definitely over your day-to-day buried treasure options. French reality star Genevieve Chateau-Laroche is busy frowning by some rocks and distressing herself, others, and very expensive jeans along the way. Will Genevieve give new life to Jonathan's hot trap design? Will Jonathan help Genevieve jar her farts? Will Genevieve ever keep up with the Kardashians? And how much topaz is too much topaz? That last question will never be cleared up, tbh.
Jonathan Geronimo is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Genevieve Chateau-Laroche is played by Mae Clark.
This week's Voice of Mount Molehill is performed by David Reeves!
Mount Molehill is an improvised podcast created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
This week on Mount Molehill, San Diego's (only?) woman-owned ghost hotel owner Syckle Hart invests in her community full of live tourists and hot ghost ex-boyfriends. Meanwhile, actual ghost (!!!) Harriet Sparks is stuck possessing a hapless (and toothless) driving instructor, Rick. She thinks everything is wonderful, she really really does. She lets Syckle and all of us know that Tommy, Mother, and Dad would think it's wonderful too. They really really would. Mmm, yes.
Syckle Hart is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Harriet Sparks and Toothless Rick are played by Mae Clark.
This week's Voice of Mount Molehill is performed by Maggie Bill!
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
Mount Molehill is created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Boo! Did we scare you? Oh my god, we're so sorry! That was too much. Hard to convey volume or tone with just "boo".
This week on Mount Molehill, tune in to hear the first melodrama about candles without any common scents. Go on the "insensitive junk mail date" of your nightmares with Alyssa and Patrick, the world's worst listeners. Learn why you should never eat brunch but sometimes set fire to your family's beach house with firefighter Blaize Yankee!
Blaize Yankee is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Alyssa & Patrick are played by Mae Clark.
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
Mount Molehill is created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Valentine's Day is behind us! Yet we still find Sayles Junior (passionate salesman) and Joshua P. (love consultant/young for fifth grade) discussing the concepts of love, power, and 80 ft. televisions atop scenic Mount Molehill... before Joshua P.'s mother picks him up.
Sayles Junior is played by Chip Fankhauser.
Joshua P. is played by Mae Clark.
This episode's omniscient narration is performed by Megan Legrand!
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak!
Mount Molehill is created by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
This week on Mount Molehill... confused expat Felicity ??? and Orlando's worst night nurse, Natalie Ootz, discuss scrapbooking important legal documents, and other hot-button issues.
Mount Molehill is hosted by Mae Clark and Chip Fankhauser.
Natalie Ootz is played by Chip Fankhauser
Felicity ??? is played by Mae Clark
Intro narration by David Reeves
Thank you for visiting Mount Molehill, where we elevate problems that were never worthy of this much debate. Mount Molehill boasts an ever-changing population and ever-increasing elevation. We welcome the pettiest explorers to experience chaos at its peak.