This episode is sort of an anthropological study of Baby Boomers that are too lazy to access their Netflix account. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I have a South Eastern Conference Disorder, it's where I call a woman fat and then I call myself fat.

Because it's pride month, I think a facelift and gender affirming surgery are basically the same thing. For bonus episodes every damn week, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Imma be honest, this teaser is mostly about ivory trading and how evil I would be if we got the patreon up to $1k a month. To support that goal, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Dave Blunts is my comfort character, I can sink into him like a beanbag chair and Gus thinks thats wrong. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This one's actually mostly talking about Starbucks and getting fired from the grocery store. For the full episode, get yo ass over to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Now that I'm off kratom, I can think clearly and put all my money into Dogecoin. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting into my disgusting hot tub located inside my bathroom, I have to wear a gas mask because of all the chlorine. 

Uncomfortable racial dynamics are keeping me from seeing an OBGYN, but not from attending an HBCU as a white guy. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting in touch with our primal side on this one, chasing your girlfriend through the woods and being a primal brat who gets punched on a wrestling mat. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Free porn? Nah just playing. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I went on the ProQuest archive to find old articles about animals and the accidents related to them.

Ken Burns has been humiliated by children, destroying his soul. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

Griffin saved this one at the end by torturing Gus. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I went on the ProQuest Archive to read some old news stories. Most of them are about animal involved zoo accidents. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Going to the zoo, having fun at the zoo. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This episode was about r/CreativeWriting, but the most fun we had was reading news stories about zoo accidents. For the full episode, go to https://www.patreon.com/posts/r-126009421?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Featuring the tutorial of bad age gap relationships and an old Russian guy. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

The Romance of the Butt Fingerer, a novel by me. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Why won't people subscribe to my onlyfans where I fuck Christmas presents. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial