Date 98 - IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS 2025 (GOO CONFERENCE)

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Monster Crush

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Date 98 - IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS 2025 (GOO CONFERENCE)

Monster Crush

1 hour 4 minutes 28 seconds

8 months ago

Date 98 - IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS 2025 (GOO CONFERENCE)

We jump right back into the deep end with Part 2 of IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS! This episode we bring you the GOO Conference (Great Old Ones) with an all new list of eldritch horrors and hard-to-pronounce names. So get your brackets ready and strap in and strap on for Tsathoggua, Idh-Yaa, Y’Golonac, Glaaki, Boat Z’uqqa-Mogg, Ithaqua, Gobogeg, Sfatlicllp, and the ultimate champion of this year’s Salty 16 Single Smooch Elimination Bracket!

Featuring: A mini Spooky News - watch politicians talk about aliens in a new doc… I guess - The Great Old One (GOO) Conference, eldritch tiddies are back, Derek predictably struggles with eldritch pronunciations, A big girthy frog with a queer tongue, what if Lovecraft wrote the musical Cats, an underground brain-dick, Kevin: the greatest eldritch horror, eepy and hungy is weirdly attractive, and the WINNER of our In the March of Madness bracket!

CW: Modern US politicians mentioned (5:00-8:15), allusion to SA (26:00-26:30, 38:50-39:30), Body Horror (27:50-28:15), Mention of the Algonquin monster We****o as an alternative name for an eldritch being (36:30-43:00)

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