Date 93 - Come Play With Us

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Monster Crush

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Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks?

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Date 93 - Come Play With Us

Monster Crush

1 hour 4 minutes 1 second

11 months ago

Date 93 - Come Play With Us

We all love to play with toys but can you love a toy that plays with you? What about a toy that has intense, possibly malicious, paranormal energy attached to it? If you said yes, then do I have the date for you! This episode LD entertains two of the most notorious haunted dolls around with Robert the Doll and the infamous Annabelle! With these spirit-laden dolls, it’s important to remember the key rules for any romantic endeavor: safety first, consent is crucial, and make sure to clean your toys when you’re done.

Featuring: What was your favorite childhood Christmas gift - the gift of unmatched socks - Shoutout to LD’s sister for predicting this episode - LD’s personal experience with haunted dolls - Haunted Dolls can be a bummer - Letta Me Out! The Doll - don’t scapegoat your dolls - letters to Robert - we aren’t superstitious but we are a little stitious - salute your Captain Crunch - Annabelle isn’t as scary as you think - Raggedy Anne is into choking - zoning laws are scarier than demons - our version of Haunted Doll Watch - has this whole episode been about sex toys? - AND MORE!

CW: mention of child death in relation to haunted dolls (16:00-19:00, 42:00-42:30), vehicular accident/death (50:00-51:00)

We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.