SLC Reunion! The wait is finally over and we can all now sleep better after we FINALLY got to the good stuff. From Mary Cosby telling her sons wife (?) not to inflate his ego by loud sex, to the answer which has plagued humanity for the last few years…HEATHERS BLACK EYE!! We talk about probably the biggest let down in receipts of reunion history and basically get down and dirty in all the revelations. Pour yourself a dark and stormy and sip along with us for the Salt Lake City reunion!

We’re bringing the heat from a freezing cold London with a return to St Bart’s to see how the end of the NY Legacy trip turned out…and for once it wasn’t just Sonia’s clothes to come off! From Kristen’s toenail to the towel on the camera to reveal who Lu hooked up with, there was never a dull moment! And we are turning the heat up even more in Miami. The Mamacita’s never disappoint, but how did we feel about the return of Ana (Ana who?!) So ‘get in losers’ and let’s hop in Lisa’s housekeepers Honda and come ride with us!

With sparklers in the champagne and bubble guns galore, we know EXACTLY what we would want on our sign at Republic (Money Can’t Buy Us Class, obvs!), as we visit to Charleston SC for some Southern Hospitality! We get ‘wavy baby’ over hot VIP hosts and are living for Leva! And the fact season 2 of the show has only just started, there will be plenty more time for for them to serve us all the drama, along with champagne.

XOXO, Realityvontease2 SLC…WTF?! You have officially made your (Meredith) Mark on our lives!! From fishing for rings to smelling fishy in tampon bins, there is no icicle melted. We are at going to Tease you, but we are here to guide you through the Salt Lake City finale, who can you trust more, aside from Reality Von Tease2 (ALLEGEDLY)

Hoe Hoe Hoe!! We’re celebrating the festive season in St Bart’s with the RHONY Legacy cast (and possibly The Pirate)! But are we actually heading back to Scary Island? And we couldn’t not mention Santa’s gift to ALL of us, The Beverly Hills angels! We were all clearly on the nice list for this gift but find out which ladies of BH we think should be on the naughty list! Enjoy an eggnog or three, and we wish you a very Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy, wealthy and unclassy new year!

Party in the city where the heat is on…welcome to Miami! It’s definitely FUEGO! From our thoughts on the fashion to the fahrenheit we have for you covered! Save yourself a 1058 mile trip to Potomac as we deep dive into what is happening so far into the beauties of Maryland also. We introduce a few new members of the podcast team‘Summer Moon’ and ultimate scammer who hugely FAILED ‘Jack Parker’. Please feel free to call him and have your own fun, he loves to talk to random strangers!

Join us in the 90210 and pour yourself a large vodka, club soda, 3 lemons squeezed with CARCASS OUT, as we speak about our favourite Beverly Hills ladies. And quite a bit about Magic Mike (we wore pants for nothing!!!). Also we cover some of the highlights from BravoCon and Mike Chapman gives his musical verdict on his favourite housewives song yet!!!

We’re setting sail with Captain Sandy and crew and getting stuck into the new season of Below Deck Med! From fake bosuns to extremely French deckhands, we’re sure it’s not going to be smooth sailing! It’s also time to hear OUR OPINIONS on the RHONY reunion, spoiler alert…Yawn isn’t only Captain Sandy’s surname!! Pour a beverage and enjoy 🥂

We’re back!! And we have PLENTY of tea (or should I say tequila) to spill!!! From tales from The HayU Townhouse to our thoughts on The Reckoning, we have you covered. Yet another one of Younes’s phones has bitten the dust and Maddy wants to do a HUGE dump…of photos! Relax and let’s get gossiping!

Grab your Monclear ski wear and a mug of spiked hot chocolate (recipe in episode) as we hit the slopes of Utah with the ladies of Salt Lake City! Is sharing a bath with your loved one ‘dirty and gross’? Is Mary Cosby the MVP? Find out by hitting play! But before we get frostbite, we warm up in the California sunshine of Orange County. Though the sun is out, the reunion temperature is frosty to say the least….

Take a trip through the latest season from the peach state! We talk recent reunions from the ATL and divorce from an OG! Did the ring mean a thing?? Let’s take one last trip back to Crappie lake to see the follies! Luann and Sonja really outdid themselves! We also get up to date with the latest ladies of NYC. But if anyone stole our sunglasses for 45 mins, we would make apple juice out of them!!

The Bitches Are Back!! After covering two continents and thousands of miles, we have so much to tell you! From handsome safari tour guides in South Africa, to nights out with the Vanderpump Rules cast in Los Angeles, we managed to cover a hell of a lot of ground! Fasten your seatbelts to hear all about how Delta Airlines are the WORST and how Spotted Lantern Flies are infesting New York. It’s also our first time catching up so all our stories are as fresh to each other as they are to you! Money REALLY can’t buy us class!!

*TRIGGER WARNING* after keeping up to date with Below Deck Down Under, we felt we should discuss the events of the season on a separate episode. We both feel very strongly and wanted to handle the events with as much respect we possibly could, hence why this is it’s own episode. There are discussions of a sensitive nature including assault, which sadly will be upsetting for some people. If you are anyone you know needs help, don’t hesitate. UK 0808 500 2222 USA 1-800-656-4673 We will see you next episode with a new cocktail and our usual classless selves! Xx

All Aboard !!!! Ahoy there! You are invited to charter this luxury podcast with Younes and Maddy as your trusted captains! We will navigate some rough seas by talking everything Below Deck across all franchises. But the storm will pass as we reveal our ultimate dream crew. Now mix an espresso martini and jump down that inflatable slide into the cool and refreshing waters of Money Can’t Buy Us Class, The Podcast- A Below Deck Special! don’t forget to tip (rate and subscribe on platforms and socials)

On this Ozempic sized episode, we spill all of the tea on the latest and possibly not so greatest episodes from all of our favourite Bravo franchises. We cover from the east coast to the west coast so let’s get into it. Remember, it’s not the size that matters, it’s what you do with it…and this maybe small, but it’s mighty!!

'I decorated! I cooked! I made it nice!'

A NewYork special, Its all happening in the New York world of Bravo

lets go mudding in crappie lake, with the Dynamic Duo the Countess & Mrs Morgan

discussing our opinions on all things RHONY reboot, to the explosive and epically long Podcast with Jill and Bethenny

Maddy & Younes will take you through their favourite & least favourite Old school RHONY Housewives

Grab Your Skinny Girl margarita & Enjoy!

'You were f--king engaged 19 times!"

We delve into current seasons of RHOC, Below Deck Sailing Yatch and the upcoming Below Deck Down Under

lets take ourselves back to the Legendary Real Housewives of New Jersey, as we discuss our favourites and least Favourites of the garden state

Enjoy this Episode with a Side car Cocktail!

"Lets talk about what. you don't want out there" In this extended episode We dive into current episodes of RHOC, RHOA, Below Deck and more to give our OPINIONS! It's time to talk about the Real House Husbands join us as we rank our Tops and Bottoms of the Real House Husbands from all cities, who sometimes think they are Real Housewives.

A little teaser of what’s to come on Money Can’t Buy Us Class - The Podcast