New data shows high schoolers are getting romantically involved with AI, which means humanity's survival now depends on whether ChatGPT remembers their three-week anniversary.

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Coffee giant embraces housing crisis with rebrand that makes absolutely perfect sense if your thinking is still fuzzy from not yet having your coffee.

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A woman in China just made $21 selling something you threw away this morning - her childhood collection of fingernail clippings, now grinding their way into traditional medicine bottles across the nation.

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A Shanghai couple's marriage imploded when they couldn't agree on their son's name, leaving the one-year-old without legal documentation or vaccinations.

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Mr. Harris applied to 200 jobs and got rejected by exactly zero humans, which is somehow worse than getting rejected by 200 humans.

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One man's creative approach to family planning resulted in the kind of hospital drama that nobody ordered.

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A tale of parking disputes, alcohol, and questionable costume choices that proves Florida remains undefeated in the bizarre crime department.

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A tale of young love, overprotective fathers, and some very aggressive wedding planning.

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Scientists just asked 312 brain experts if we can download memories from dead people's frozen brains, and 40% said yes — which is coincidentally the same odds as finding matching socks in your dryer.

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A Spanish bishop who spent his career banishing demons resigned from the priesthood to pursue a relationship with an author of erotic novels featuring Satan as a romantic lead.

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A team of paranormal investigators will gather in the Scottish woods where aliens allegedly mugged a man's trousers in 1979, hoping to summon UFOs through meditation and what can only be described as intergalactic mood music.

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A New York astrologer discovers that the spirits forgot to mention that whole "fraud is illegal" thing.


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Cambridge researchers receive £10 million to build people from scratch – what could possibly go wrong?

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Arizona HOA Declares Jihad on Free Hydration in 115-Degree Heat

A man gave away water. The HOA showed their appreciation by issuing $100 citations. Welcome to the suburbs.

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Two cryptid enthusiasts prove that the couple who hunts together, grunts together!

In a ceremony that finally answered the age-old question "Does Bigfoot believe in love?" two humans exchanged vows while a seven-foot-tall hairy officiant pronounced them husband and wife.

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A new study reveals that England's freshwater shrimp aren't just dealing with pollution—they're dealing with a full-blown drug problem that would make a rock star jealous.

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A Chinese park is hiring full-time forest monsters to scare tourists, grunt at passersby, and get paid $89 a day with accident insurance and zero dignity.

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When your marriage ends over Sasquatch… and the judge sides with the cryptid
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A mysterious black goo oozing from a ship’s rudder turned out to be a previously unknown life form — because of course it did. Say hello to ShipGoo001! 

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A woman's dedication to her Instagram reels leads to police involvement, marital counseling, and one unemployed husband.

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