A massive thanks to meemstoanend for sparing a Scottish accent for Cho cuz I suck 🙏
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Cheers for understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment.
If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Me @ Hermione "YES QUEEN, GO OFF" 👏👏👏
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Yeah, THAT particular moment absolutely creased me on my first read, there was no way I was able to deliver that with a straight face. 🤣
Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. If you're wondering why voices are weaker or have changed, I physically am unable to do them right now as I've got gallstones and the bile reflux is impeding my ability to use certain breathing techniques. It sucks tremendously but I do not want to rest until the op, it's weeks away and I'm bored as hell and itching to create.
Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment.
If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
"Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to?"🎵 I suppose not, no. Enjoy! I wasn't expecting to get this done so quickly but here we are. Before I'm yelled at for pushing it out so soon, this is actually a Frankenstein of an earlier attempt and re-recorded dialogue, so wasn't too much work. Cheers, past Gem.
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Love you all ❤ I'll upload when I can for now. (Part 2 coming in a few days)
Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur! And myself for the confidence of even attempting Mad Eye.
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
It's nothing bad I promise!
Rated E because of my swears 🤣
Disclaimer; I was not well at all recording this but it was part of the Dramione Summer Vacation Collab Collection 2025, and I'm stubborn as an ox. Please excuse the deathbed rasp.
This fic was written by allofthelights11, whom I've had the pleasure of working with previously for Look At Me. The beautiful cover art was drawn by papercranesandapples who is an amazingly talented fanartist. Thank you to the both of them for being so patient with me.
Link to the original fic so you can leave allofthekudos and 11 kisses to lights.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67856431
I came across this fic randomly and it made me snort juice up my nose and ruined my keyboard, hope you enjoy! I'm still ill and will be for a long time so hope my performance isn't too jarring but I don't want to stop recording, it's literally all I'm able to do while I wait for surgery. Summary:
Sirius said to Harry in the fifth book that Voldemort doesn't march up people's houses and bang on their doors. Well that's because he doesn't have to. His faithful followers will do it for him. Complete insanity. Mild Draco/Hermione towards the end.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16560536
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🤗 "And if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment the podficcers heart breaks in half!" Thanks so much for listening and remember, I'm just the messenger 😘 go yell your appreciation at the author on AO3!
I'll see you for the next podfic!
TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542
Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.
Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.
Until the accident.
Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘
Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
It's a bit late because I was in A&E with suspected gallstones last week and then rotted on Mario Kart while recovering from a flare up.😅 One day we'll have normal updates and it won't all be doom and gloom, I swear.
TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542
Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.
Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.
Until the accident.
Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘
Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
Biiiig thank you to @Lispodfics for voicing Jean Granger and not taking offence when I said she was the perfect middle class mum 😂
TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542
Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.
Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.
Until the accident.
Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘
Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
Early upload because I'm busy this weekend! Apologies I recorded this the day after an adjustment so sharp F's and S's make a return.
Thanks so much to my bestie @NoxTalesPodfics for voicing the Welsh healer 🥰.
TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542
Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.
Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.
Until the accident.
Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘
Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive.
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542
Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.
Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.
Until the accident.
Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘
Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur!
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Put my all into making it feel like you're actually at the Quidditch Cup, hope you enjoy!
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
So many cameos this episode, @thedramionearchives featured as Arthur Weasley, @mangotart voiced the Italian sister for me because my northern tongue went all Sean Bean, and @iggygiraffe was the cheeky vendor trying to fleece Draco. Apologies for the dryness to voice, hayfever season is once more upon us, and I at the very least ATTEMPTED an Irish accent for Seamus (I've been practicing) 😅
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
This took awhile to record because of a dentist appointment I dreaded (tends to paralyse me out of fear) and then Audacity closed itself, causing me to lose a lot of work. Hope it doesn't sound too rough, voice is deeper in the mornings 💀
Oh and the gnome scene was inspired by the PS1 mini game😂 I used to love yeeting those little shits
Thanks to @thedramionearchives for voicing Arthur! ♥ go check her out she's amazeballs.
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Been looking forward to this one, it's chaotic at The Burrow 😏 As you can see, it's the whole chapter because there wasn't a good natural stopping point. 🤗
Thanks to @thedramionearchives for voicing Arthur! ♥ go check her out she's amazeballs.
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
And here...we...GO!
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Oh hey, it's my new crispy mic's debut!
And with a heavy heart we say goodbye to my favourite year in the HP universe! But hey, next up is the hormones arc.
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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080