We scheduled our colonoscopies five days apart — unintentionally, of course. Because nothing says best friend goals like synchronized bowel prep.

In this laugh-out-loud episode, we walk you through the glamorous details of drinking “the juice,” binge-watching shows on the toilet, and embracing the unexpected mom time out that comes with prepping your bowels.

We discuss whether or not you should Sharpie a message on your butt (spoiler: we’re kinda into it), and how a good ol’ propofol nap the day after your procedure might be one of life’s greatest joys. Oh, and let’s not forget — it’s painless. Truly.

As moms, we’ve had humans come out of our bodies and medical professionals all up in our business for years, so a quick peek at the backend? No big deal. More than anything, we want this episode to make you laugh and remind you that taking care of your health is badass. Go get scoped, friends.

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