Mary Alice really does have a lethal face card, Gaby has the chickenpox, and who let the ghost dogs out?! In the season one finale of Desperate Housewives AND of Julie the Vampire Slayer, Jakub and Erin discuss their new work colleague Teri Hatcher.

Watch the video version of this episode on YouTube:

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's finale time Desperados, and we want to spend it watching it with YOU! In this week's special episode, watch a long with us and hear our live reactions as we sit Dune to FINALLY uncover what Mary Alice did. There's flashbacks, and murders, and sand worms - oh my!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

An accidental hate crime hates to see Carlos coming, Mary Alice is NOT a Mike stan, and there are new neighbours moving into the lane… in more ways that one! In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are called out by Jakub’s dad for their Tom takes and Erin has BIG news.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree does some gender neutral knitting, Mr Detective Man is vital queer representation, and John the Adult Gardener Father tries to get Carlos out the bath. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub argue about concert etiquette. and practice their Scottish accents.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan accidentally dumps Zack, Bree inspires the movie Challengers, and Martha is back from the dead (sort of!). This week, Jakub hates women and Erin has the horn? 

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Detective Mike is spoon-fed a break in the case, Bree tries to guilt the gay away, and Lynette takes Guaca-molly. This week, Erin and Jakub wonder if dating is exactly like house hunting, and question why there are so many shots of Gaby (or Tina's!) feet.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

The return of the love triangle NOBODY asked for, Andrew looks Camp right in the eye, and we FINALLY find out who Dana is. This week, Erin doesn’t realise when men are topless and Jakub falls for the pancake king.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Everybody loves a pamphlet, Gaby hypothetically wins the lottery, and things get Van De Camp Hennessy. In this week's episode, Jakub lays into Susan and Erin laments on her childhood fantasy of having amnesia.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

In a truly unforgettable and life changing episode for Erin and Jakub, we have the first Desperate Housewives and Julie the Vampire Slayer crossover episode!

We are joined by the hilarious Dagney Kerr who talks us through her arc as Nurse Hisel in the show, shares behind the scenes details of her time on set, and yes, yes we DO ask her about Julie the Vampire Slayer.

The wonderful Dagney Kerr can be found @dagneykerr on Instagram.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Susan and Edie go on a fun frenemy side quest, Lynette breaks HIPA laws, and Gaby saves a fortune on toilet paper. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub unpack the lane's most unpredictable hook up and publicly apologise to Susan.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Mike pays for his crime of being the worst detective, Bree tries her best to bother our unbothered Queen Danielle, and Zach has to choose between his dreams of being a professional party planner or professional runner. In this week’s episode, Jakub drops his homosexual awakening story, and Erin remains unreasonably invested in the character’s ages. 

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette assaults the elderly, Gaby tries being a mattress actress, and Parker Scavo wears the cruelest wig on television. In this week's episode Erin and Jakub audition for Mike's (highly controversial) detective agency, and Erin seems to be finding it increasingly difficult to defend Lynette.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susie Q plays Nancy Drew, Lynette finally kicks Tom to the curb (don't get too excited), and the debut of John the ADULT gardener?! In this week's episode, Jakub defends himself defending men and Erin's vengeful hatred towards Tom Scavo only grows more intense.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan continues to flop, George tries to put his best foot forward with Bree, and Felicia gives the people what they want - and by people, we mean Erin! In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub debate what podcasts the ladies of Wisteria Lane would host.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's Julie's (13th and/or 14th?) Birthday, we are in a Mean Girls movie remake, and we all need to start spreading the news and we ARE leaving today because Susan is giving a haunting rendition of New York, New York. This week, we are unpacking episode 1x11, where Erin's mum thinks she is TOO tough on Susan and Jakub's mum shows her inner Bree Van De Kamp.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Edie attends the Barbie movie premiere, Gaby unleashes her inner Marie Kondo and Rex orders from the menu of Maisy Gibbons! This week, we are unpacking episode 1x10, where Erin and Jakub disagree on Susan's choices in lingerie, and both scream with joy as Julie the Vampire Slayer finally confronts her mother.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree is a police sniffer dog, Gaby joins Toe-nly Fans, and the category is… going commando? In this week’s episode Erin and Jakub ponder if Lynette often frequents a notable Edinburgh landmark and present a Wisteria Lane Fashion Police special!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's a double murder in Wisteria Lane, Bree's serving Kim Possible, and Lynette is NOT okay. In this week's episode, Erin tries not to cry and says goodbye to her beloved Bongo while Jakub is ready to block absolutely everybody who disagrees with him.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Detective Juanita has cracked the case, Susan and Edie shoot the bull together, and evil drives a minivan. This week's an absolute car crash with Jakub comparing a character to Moo Deng and Erin getting way too intense about stationery.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan harasses the elderly, Lynette starts an anti-woke agenda mutiny, and WHO IS DANA? In this episode, Erin's put in a catatonic state and Jakub goes fully back into the closet after a life-changing Outfit of the Week, while the two co-hosts demand justice for Jordana Geist.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.