Final Analysis and Audacity rating

TW: eating disorders

“SLEEPWALKERS (n): A film that came out in 1992 but still manages to seem like it’s from the 80’s. Join our hosts as they sharpen their claws on this inappropriately horny Stephen King movie; there’s werecats, regular cats, the patriarchy misinforming women about their own body parts, and a debate about the color of Stephanie’s first car.” 

Carleigh and Stephanie are BACK and heading to (almost heaven) West Virginia to explore Silent Hill. The town the movie is based on may be fictitious, but the fact that there is a man named "Tommy Gucci" in this film is 100% true. 

Put on your pinkest peep-toe pumps and practice your bend and snap! Carleigh, Stephanie, and their feline co-hosts take a break from horror and discuss Legally Blonde (2001) and lady love in its myriad forms.

Carleigh and Stephanie have dinner at the Firefly's place, and definitely don't get upset when Baby sits on their laps. In this episode, they discuss the many transgressions of Rob Zombie;  the different depictions of trauma and its apparent effect on the audience; and whether Otis is woke. Tiny Firefly deserved better. 

Stephanie and Carleigh take a detour at Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen and aggressively critique his Albert Fish exhibit. They discuss problematic crushes; kink-shaming; one-dimensional scream queens; and consider that, sometimes, the only solution is to kiss your killer. Carleigh does an uncanny Baby Firefly impression and, of course, Jason Derulo is involved...again.

Carleigh and Stephanie discuss the "crazy lady" trope, JK Rowling, parmesan cheese, and fascism in the conclusion of their discussion of Suspiria (2019). 

In this episode, Carleigh and Stephanie take a break from horror cinema and discuss their experiences in a real life haunted house. They interview a former resident of the house; discuss whether a taser is proper ghost hunting equipment; and still find time to scream about the patriarchy. 

Stephanie and Carleigh discuss Suspiria (2019), a film starring Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton. Join them as they discuss unnecessary backstories; erect nipples; urine trouble; and sex diagrams. Stephanie sings, Carleigh cries, and Dakota Johnson blinks.