Brandon is a ghost, Austin is fed up, Michael is unemployed again, and Katie is infuriating. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mindy and Zach are missing, Katie sucks, Jessica loves a Crock Pot, Meka meets a ghost, and Brandon tries to go to jail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Austin is a globetrotter, Katie is insufferable, Meka is a math whiz, Brandon is a serial killer, and Mindy is single. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Derek has dreams, Meka has infinite hope, Jessica has three thumbs, Zach has no answers, and Taylor and Brandon have no idea why they're still on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor has things to do, Austin has a lack of confidence, Meka has hope, Katie has a sudden change of mood, and Zach has some damn nerve. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor acts oblivious, Michael keeps on lying, Derek and Katie are horny, Zach is running out of excuses, and Austin cracks an egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor makes a LinkedIn listing, Derek makes Easy Mac, Austin hits the batting cages, Michael keeps on lying, and Zach makes an awkward escape. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach gets a new nickname, Brandon gets humped, Katie gets drunk at lunch, Austin gets confused in the kitchen, and Michael gets his ring back on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Austin is a brokie, Michael hates cabinets, Brandon is a brat, Derek stays strapped, and Mallory is ready to beat Zach to death. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mindy is fed up, Meka is unmoved, Derek's bucket list is endless, Jessica and Austin dine in, and Brandon is a whiny bitch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica and Austin are quiet for an hour, Michael plays dumb, Katie is horny, Zach is confusing, and Brandon is a brat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica and Austin are delirious, Brandon is bizarre, Katie is horny, Zach is disgusted, and Michael is a liar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael is stiff, Jessica is energized, Zach knows exactly what he's doing, Mindy can't calm down, and Drunk Kaitlyn™ puts Derek on the spot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Taylor has The World's Longest Veil™, Katie can fit in a snack bag, Jessica and Austin are a pair of corny dorks, and Meka and Michael make an incredibly brief cameo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you MEAN he was using a commercial ceramics kiln?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're kicking off a new old season of MAFS in Washington, DC. Katie is a teenager, Meka is way more responsible than your average 25-year-old, Jessica is a catch and nobody knows why, Zach is allergic to shirts, and Taylor has a billion jobs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I volunteer to appear as a character witness against Jax Taylor in whatever trial he winds up in down the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shante makes bad decisions, Tyler is fully delusional, Lino and Alexa are boring as hell, and Grant has lost touch with reality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grant is a sadsack, Shante is a doormat, Lino's best friend is a stranger, and Tayler has realistic expectations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices