On today’s episode we harken back to a simpler time, an easier time, a time of peace, a time of tranquility, a time of getting too high and reading random stories we found on the internet. This morning, join Midnight Bride, Afternoon Groom, and I for a quaint English breakfast where the only English muffin you’ll be getting are the words on this page spoken sensually to your ear-holes. Does Afternoon Groom speak sensually? You bet your butt he does. Does Midnight Bride speak sensually? You bet your front-butt she does. Do I speak sensually? TRICK QUESTION. RHETORICAL. OF COURSE I DO, HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE GOTTEN ALL THE WAY TO EPISODE 292? I’ve lost the plot - Losta Pasta. Let’s figure it out together.
:D (21:44)
The Crayons (29:16)
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Crayons
The Price of Sugar (35:18)
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Price_of_Sugar by Cymoril_Melnibone
I See the Death of Everyone I Meet (53:50)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4m0vxv/i_see_the_death_of_everyone_i_meet/ by JJX2525
Why I Didn’t Shower for 21 Years (1:11:23)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ja4h9/why_i_didnt_shower_for_21_years/ by Red_Grin
Grandma’s Light is Always On (1:30:47)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/75xw3d/grandmas_light_is_always_on/ by Saint_Entropy
TUG (1:40:59)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1zvxre/tug/ by Hall7
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