Lizzy reveals the outcome of what may have been your final act of Sourcery! Is this the SEASON FINALE or FINAL SHOW?? Listen, and then, for the first time in LCIYH history....don't vote.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've reached the apex, the pinnacle the season finale, The Grand Hand. It’s been in your hands all along, and that’s where it shall remain!! Listen, then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast what could be your final vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's magic in the air, in the earth, and possibly onstage at Funny Nutz. But which kind of magic will you choose? Lizzy consults magician Elizabeth Messick and mushroom aficianado Nico, and then truly alters your consciousness with her fantastic guests. Listen, then head to her Ig stories and vote!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's guests have traveled from 5,437 miles away to quench you with stunning insights. But which path will you choose--the one that fills a mere five days, or the one that spans two whole years? Should Lizzy set down the v-strings and get cracking on that essay, or head out into the desert and zone out to Roy Orbison? Plus, Lizzy consults extraordinary experts, like creative director Anthony Agriam, and award-winning writer Shawna Kenney.  It's time to listen, and decide. Head to her Ingstagram stories and vote now, because this podcast doesn't have rolling admission.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's hydroplaning through the sales lot of life and she needs you to take the wheel--as well as a painting, in exchange for a mansion. She consults expert swap hound Nick Flanagan and an actual car salesman named Adrian. Then she has the incredible fortune of consulting her mind-blowingly funny guests who impart you with endless wisdom. Listen, then go to her Instagram stories and cast your vote in this huge election! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The holidays have long since dwindled along with those VS seasonal hours, and Lizzy stands before you in an apartment with a Command Strip-scarred wall. But which will truly save the day--bartering with a handyperson, or one last Hail Mary to reassert her Bombshell status? Lizzy consults Grayson--a handyperson--and a former retail manager named Rachel. And then, of course, she seeks advice from her amazingly talented guests! Listen then go to her Ig stories and exercise your right to vote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How should Lizzy start out the year--with a potentially abrasive new look or by celebrating the creative freedom / turkey grease of the Renaissance? She consults real life Ren Faire actor Kramer Kwalick and hair colorist Megan Klammer, then of course seeks advice from her wildly talented guests. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and cast your vote, which truly matters, but let's face it--either way, there will be a bustier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mall Bitch? Voice Witch?? Find out which in 2023! And happy holidays to all the Sourcerers, Bombshells, and lest we forget…Teases.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It will take more than a mall directory map to point Lizzy in the right direction. That's why she consults consummate experts, like former mall Guest Services employee Angelie and established voiceover actor Andy Field. Then she consults her magnificent guests who ooze with gobsmacking insights. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's standing mid-rat shop knee deep in thongs and is desperately seeking your guidance! She consults a former employee of a lingerie empire (Ronnie Gallegos) and an actual, flesh and blood landlord (Chris Starleaf). She then seeks wisdom from her mind-blowingly hilarious guests, who drop potent Bombshells™ of truth. So strap on your corset, wake up your snake, and head to Lizzy's Instagram to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Four cats, two homes, and a baked potato sundae appear before you. Do you think Lizzy should leave Los Angeles, or stay and finish the job? Lizzy consults a Santa Fe fine jewelry aficionado, Executive Coach Anoush Gagua, and then, of course, her wonderful guests. She soaks in their wisdom and possibly some toxoplasmosis. Go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast your vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Which will hold up in a court of law—Bader, Vader, or Daenerys Targaryen’s Infinity Fishtail Braid?? Lizzy consults an attorney and a stylist, then mulls it over for you with her outstanding, hilarious guests. Listen, then summon your inner juror and go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's roaming the desert and needs to know...how ergonomic is your love? And just how "FUN spooky" is your blood pressure? For the love of God, let her fantastic guests guide you toward an answer. Also...experts are back! Maggie, Pascha, and Tracy shed endless wisdom. Listen with plenty of lumbar support, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wedding magic is in the air and so is the scent of a subletter. With the effects of the a booster shot closing in, your prompt attention is needed. Listen in cocktail attire, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! Then and only then can you celebrate by getting blackout drunk and waking up in a furnished apartment.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should Lizzy awaken a dead website or awaken the dead within? Dust the cobwebs off an ancient practice, or welcome them to the stage?? The choice is truly in your fake-blooded hands—so listen, then go to her Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To drink or to drive, that is the question. It’s one that you must sit down at a bar and write your belated juvenilia to answer. Luckily, Lizzy has mindblowingly brilliant guests who bequeath her with powerful insights. Listen, then make your voice be heard—go to her Instagram stories and vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're alone in the woods with nothing but Lizzy's cracked phone. There's an eager apprentice duckfacing just fifteen miles away. In the other direction there's a meaningful passage from the seminal work "Who Moved My Cheese?". Lizzy gathers insight from experts Sedona Regan and Blake Rosier. And then she seeks counsel from her hilarious dream guests, the cohosts of the amazing podcast Bananas! Listen, start an S Corp, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a time for letting go—of either subscription-based platforms or LGTVS with missing remotes.  The question is, which path will you choose? Lizzy chats with experts Alison Stevenson and Amie Leadingham, then asks her hilarious guests to sift through the particulars. Ultimately, it’s up to you, so listen then go to Lizzy‘s Instagram and vote!! Then go to Goodwill and treat yourself.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time to tend to some unfinished business. Down one path there’s a Kia Soul inspection, and down the other, nine identical spatulas. Lizzy’s fortunate enough to talk with hilarious comedian, former Lyft driver Dave Ross, plus Ashley Foxx, host of Clean Simple Free. Then finally, she turns to her brilliant guests who shower her with wisdom. Listen then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories to vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should Lizzy gamble with her ego or on a brightly lit electronic device were treasure chests vomit coins? Which path will you choose this week when both could lead to free mozzarella sticks?? She chats with Laugh Factory regular Avi Liberman and MyVegas connoisseur Erich Tran. Then her hilarious guests agree to join her on for the journey (or 2 hour wait) of a lifetime. Listen then go to her Ig stories and vote!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices