We're back! The holiday's wrecked us and let's be honest the movies stuck like a fish out of water. Speaking of stinky movies, we're going to talk about Aquaman 2: Birth of Aqualad or whatever the fuck this movie is called. It's the end of the old DCEU or the DCU... DC Comics really shitty movie line because they let Zack Snyder make too many music videos and pissed away all their potential. Attach your snorkel tightly and get ready for the golden showers that is Aquaman 2: The Deuce is Loose!
Welcome, welcome! On this episode we're talking about the Toho release Godzilla Minus One, but there will be plenty of talk about the American Godzilla movies and Kaiju films in general. If you haven't seen the movie, there are lots of spoilers so make sure you see it during its limited release.
139 - Welcome, welcome! We're finishing off the horror season with a PG-13 money making video game franchise horror movie. That's right, we clicked subscribe to the Pcock and watched ourselves the Blumhouse film adaptation of Five Nights at Freddy's. It's horror for kids!
Welcome, welcome! It's our Halloween episode! We're going with a horror classic from the mind of Stephen King and the direction of John Carpenter, it's Christine! That's right, the killer car movie. Buckle up and protect your dick from getting pinched!
137 - Welcome, welcome to our coverage of Meg 2 The Trench. If you're wondering why this movie was made and how the hell The Meg managed to get a sequel, wonder no more. This episode provides that answer for you along with why this is one of the best of 2023. You read that right, best of 2023. Dive in chum and let's get to the movie.
136 - Welcome to Let's Movie! We're going back to the theaters this week with the third movie in Kenneth Branagh's Hercule Poirot series "A Haunting in Venice" which once again teams him up with an all-star cast. Let's get haunted!
135 - Welcome back to Let's Movie. This week we've found a movie flying under the radar in the form of The Portable Door! A movie based on a book that was bought up by Sky and MGM+. One of us loved it, one of us, not so much! And don't forget to vote in the poll.
134 - Welcome, welcome! Join Dustin and Justin as they run through the new TMNT movie from Seth Rogan and Nickelodeon Films. You'll want to watch the film first or if you have zero interest in ever seeing it, we might just convince you to give it a shot because much like the other TMNT movies this one is all about family... no wait, ninjas... no, it's about living with a suffocating parent that's disconnected from reality. Just kidding, it's an hour and a half origin story for Splinter!
133 - Welcome, welcome to the return of Let's Movie! Join hosts Justin and Dustin as they put too much "ustin" into the movie Bullet Train! Is it new? No, did you already watch it on your Red Eye flight? Probably. But did you read the 500-page book right before watching the movie like Justin did? I doubt it. Let's set off some fireworks and howl like a wolf for the newest episode of Let's Movie!
Breathe with me now, but we're talking about the Blumhouse straight to Peacock remake of Firestarter. twisted Firestarter. Taste the pain and fall intoxicated with us as we suffer through the Hallmark of Horror's latest release.
Support the show131 - One of us loves Ti West, the other just learned who Ti West is on this podcast... you will figure out rather quickly who is who as we dive into this 1979 porn horror mash up. Get lubed up and put some headphones on.
130 - Won't someone crack the code on video game movies and make them as unwatchable as the Marvel movies? Wait, did Uncharted just do that? Well when you have Spider-Man on retainer I guess it's not too hard to slam him into another franchise. Anyway, this movie is everything you'd want from a movie you'd never want to see twice.
129 - Before 2020, I think this question would have been an easy answer. But how many of you picked die? Yeah, I feel you 2022 crowd. Shit is whack, but not as whacky as this movie gets. It's YA horror for the Netflix crowd. Don't worry, we don't care about stock prices so we're only going to spoil the entire movie.
128 - Kevin and Dustin talk about 2022's The Batman... and a lot of other Batman related things.
127 - We head back to a simpler time... 2016. Before we diverged on this hellish time line that we now find ourselves on. Don't worry, if Arrival teaches us anything, time isn't linear and we may be able to turn this ship around. Anyway, it's Arrival, a movie neither of us had watched until this week... how the hell does Sony keep the lights on?
126 - Little Herc is back with a new movie that got fucked over on it's release mostly due to it's cast... which all deliver great performances. For the most part, for the most part. Anyway, we're going to spoil the shit out of this movie so if you have any interest in watching it do so beforehand. Stay to the end for a mini-conversation about Halo and Moon Knight!
125 - Let's finish the home trilogy... at home! That's right, no matter how many times Kevin says he's done with superhero movies, Dustin will be able to talk him into just one more. What else do you need for this description? It's Spider-Man... the biggest movie of the pandemic. We're not even covering it our usual way... Spider-Man! Thwip!
124 - Oh I get it... it "loops" three times so they gave it an extra "O". Fuck I wish that was cool, but it's not. It's the Hindi remake of Run Lola Run... yes, that's all you need to know basically.
123 - This week we dabble with a thriller. It's not typically something we'd talk about and this isn't as long as our usual episodes, but we still have plenty to say about No Exit. Like that it's a Hulu, Disney, 20th Century Fox film. Special Guest the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
122 - Jake Short is back with another movie! It's not Super Bad, it's not Super Hot... it's Supercool. A film that wants to be all of it's influences, but without the dedication it needs to be any of them. Is the boner comedy dead? Or has it evolved into Supercool?