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Kreezus
Kanye West / Local Business Comedy
10 episodes
3 months ago
What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus
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What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus
Show more...
Music
Comedy,
Fiction,
Comedy Fiction
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Wrapped 2
Kreezus
4 minutes
4 years ago
Wrapped 2
Kreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) was produced by Local Business Comedy.  Wrapped 2 written by Nick Gligor.  Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries.  Vocals by Carl Tart, Nick Gligor, James Ross, Markeia McCarty. [Hook] Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts  (Ho­ho, Santa) [Kanye] All them other Kringles lame, and ya know I’m packed  When ya sit on Santa’s lap, kids supposed to yap  WRAPPED... [Hook] Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts (Ho-ho, Santa) [Verse 1: Kreezus] What you doing in the mall Black Friday? She say she here put a iPad on layaway Drink Julius but you still look thirsty Shop Forever 21 for Jesus's burfday I know I got a toy makin' station Bowl-full-of-Jelly Red Cheeks reputation Leave-a-pouty-kid-coal reputation Start a Toy Club, Nerf reputation I turnt Rudolph into somethin' amazin' I'll turn the sleigh 'round, his ass keep complainin' How you gon' whine for the duration? Rudy flying around all the fuckin' Nation! Ho, this that snow shit This that get-ya-dad-to-shovel-and-blow shit This that slip-right-off-the-roof and say “Oh shit!” Got a fresh cut, stubbed my big toe bitch [Bridge: Charlie Wilson] I know you're tired of wrappin, of wrappin' With nobody to gift Nobody, nobody  (Ho-ho, Santa) [Kanye] Close your eyes, let me deliver to a thousand kidses One good kid is worth a thousand giftses WRAPPED WRAPPED I wanna gift you hard on a rink After that, milk and cookies to drink Step back, thumb my nose n wink I mean damn, what would Ja-Jeezy-Jeezy-Jeezy Christ think?  Hey, you remember whatcha first gift? Okay, I don't remember whatcha first gift But hey, givin’ is the first step And hey, you know ain't no Santa perfect And I know, these ho ho’s you’ve come to expect But hey, these kids I never neglect And hey, ayo, we made it: Thanksgiving So hey, maybe we can make it next Christmas Kid asked what I wished for on my wishlist Have you ever asked a kid for other kidses? Baby, you still think that I’m fictitious? Maybe, but who be giftin’ all your wishes? After all this long-ass evenin' I'm tired, you tired Jesus slept [Bridge: Charlie Wilson] I know you're tired of presents, of presents With nobody to gift Nobody, nobody Just gift somebody, this holiday party With nobody to gift Nobody, nobody  (It's a silent night, it's snowing) (Ho-ho, santa) [Kanye West] Saint Nick’s in the house, like a mouse  Saint Nick’s in the house, like a mouse WRAPPED [Hook] Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts Wrapped, wrappin' some gifts (Ho Ho Santa) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kreezus
What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus