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Kreezus
Kanye West / Local Business Comedy
10 episodes
3 months ago
What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus
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What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus
Show more...
Music
Comedy,
Fiction,
Comedy Fiction
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Long Night
Kreezus
4 minutes
4 years ago
Long Night
Kreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) written and produced by Local Business Comedy.  Long Night written by Nick Gligor.  Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries.  Vocals by Carl Tart. Available for free download at Christmas.BoardwalkAudio.com Fuck man, it’s Christmas again [Verse 1] Christmas season approaching Fuck the toys that y'all been wantin' Fuck the, fuck the toys y'all been huntin' A Santa be up all night again Soon as I pull up and park the gifts We get this bitch crippled like Tiny Tim Take my knapsack and pack it in White hair, boots, tobogga-sins It's too many kids in this house of ten Real Kringle back in ya house again Red dude all in your chimney then Red suit all on your couch again And I know kids like presents, man They got more damn gifts in their stockings man, huh [Hook] Long night, long night [Bridge] How many gifts am I droppin off? Let me say I lost count; I don’t give a fuck How many gifts am I droppin off? Let me say I lost count; I don’t give a fuck [Interlude] He'll give us what we need It may not be what we want [Verse 2] Baby girl tryna get a tree And her girl tryna get a tree Chopped 'em both down Don't grudge 'em, Chuck Brown! One last deposit No piss breaks, Keep movin', Comet! Everybody wanna live at the top of the North Pole Took her to the Shop, she tried to gift my butt hole That's when Hermey the Elf kicked her out But he got her back in and put a drill in her mooooouuuuth Long night, long night Ho, ho Sleep now, I need sleep now I need, I need Sleep now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kreezus
What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus