This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about teen boundaries being broken abroad. Who's in the wrong when a parent's boundaries have been rewritten by the adults on the ground? Bobby and Katherine decide last minute to take the smaller kids away for a luxury holiday in Crète, and Katherine narrowly (or not-so-narrowly) makes it onto the flight home having forgotten she needed a fit-to-fly letter. Is luxury travel even possible with toddlers? Katherine wants to get into hotel management and fix a few bugs in that department. Also, a listener letter who questions which approach to take at her cousin's upcoming wedding: Queen of Serene or PETTY REVENGE. Katherine prepares for tonight's red carpet premiere and asks herself, 'What Would The Real Housewives of London Do?' x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last minute plans to go on a holiday curated by expert planner, Bobby K. Bobby joins us to discuss a disgraced Christian Rock star, Brandy Glanville's miracle face cure, why he grew up terrified of Lyme's Disease and what swayed their decision to plan for an upcoming delivery at The Portland Hospital. Violet is spending the month in Canada under the strict supervision of party animal, auntie Kerrie. What could go wrong?? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody what she really thinks of a hot topic last week - 'Deadbeat Dads'! Also, Is Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau? We've also received SOOOOO many messages about reality star Sam Faiers letting her children build up a 'natural tolerance' to the sun rather than slathering them in SPF. Vogue magazine publishes its first AI model in a Guess advert and Katherine attends the OASIS concert at Wembley Stadium with friends from home. Will she ever dance again? Plus, a listener letter about getting in touch with an estranged and now sick sperm donor. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her exciting cameo in 'The Bad Guys 2' coming to cinemas in the UK July 25th. She slags off the family a bit in press interviews, but obviously loves them enough to feel free to do so and explains WHY she said she would experience 'gender disappointment' with a baby boy. Katherine tried to attend a cervical smear this weekend and was rightfully turned away, and she gives advice to waitstaff on how to augment their tip by at least 20 percent. Plus. THAT COLDPLAY COUPLE caught on the jumbotron that everyone can't stop talking about. Is it too much for two nerds? Also, Late Night Chat Shows are FINISHED in America. What can we expect from television in the UK? Is there any chance of saving it? Plus, your letters on becoming the 4th baby mum, accessing therapy for children and dying your hair in pregnancy. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything by sharing your letters for the young woman faced with her stalker's release in August. What can she do to protect herself? Is the system broken or are the police at fault? What's her CCTV situation and digital footprint like? This week, the Ryan-Kootstras faced issues with the council and a hefty tax bill so admin was at the top of the list as they hosted guests and attended 'Just For One Day', the magnificent Live Aid Musical in the west end. Katherine's cannot BELIEVE that Lena Dunham's actual husband has only seen three episodes of GIRLS as 'Too Much' gets rave reviews on Netflix. Also, The Epstein files aren't coming out after all, but if it's any consolation, Bezos might be buying Vogue and Mattel releases a Barbie with type one diabetes. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's summer of sadness as trees are cut down and yet another online tradesman does him wrong. Katherine considers getting a fully reclining massage chair rather than a nursery chair and THERE'S ONE CHAIR that's got to go. Lauren Sanchez should write books to inspire side chicks, Katherine looked a mess at Mel B's wedding and P Diddy dodges many of the charges against him! x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged daughters! 'But he has so many hits'......exactly. Importantly, a young woman from one of Katherine's tour shows reached out for help with the dilemma that her CONVICTED STALKER is being released into her community after repeatedly violating orders of protection and spending time in prison for harassing her. Can anything be done to protect her!? Also, Sabrina Carpenter is Man's Best Friend, Ricki Lake has a more budget-friendly facelift than Kris Jenner and Tattle gets exposed. Plus, a listener dilemma on how to manage hurt family feelings by getting eloped. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeeding only to find herself cancelled by the granola moms online! Plus, what kind of toxic feminism have we found ourselves in when we're having babies and getting facelifts at the exact same time!?! Also, should a woman in her 30s have a baby with a 'formerly' deadbeat dad? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being influenced by an artisan pie maker's visit to a London bakery and planning the week around the acquisition of key lime, cherry bourbon, chocolate, and strawberry custard cream pies. Are pies the new sourdough? Also, Katie Price is a guest on Katherine's SCIENCE podcast 'What's My Age Again?' and Katherine can't quite believe the relentless public scrutiny of a woman she loves. Justin Bieber said to his wife that she would 'never be on the cover of Vogue' during an argument and publicly apologises but it seemed backhanded to us..... Will Trump pardon Diddy? Elon Musk seems to be out of the White House and CROSS about it (or just on Ketamine). Will we ever see the Epstein files? Plus, your emails on Meg's passing, getting married at 20, and a reality star who won't pay his bills. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's upcoming prom and wondering why the 16 year olds themselves cannot be responsible for knowing so much as THE TIME AND DATE when Katherine herself literally hired security, crafted decorations, booked a DJ, did budgeting and made all the decorations for her own in 1999. It looks like she's back on the mum's group chat for three more weeks. (The mums are lovely lol). Bobby's got a yucky man in the family who's been predictably pathetic and his children are reaching out to express their disgust. Plus, Katherine is bummed not to have been able to attend another Mighty Hoopla festival in Brixton. It's homophobic at this point and she won't take it anymore. Also, Katherine's recent interest in facelifts makes sense as she embarks upon a fat girl summer. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the devastating loss of Megan and her early morning trip with Fred to deal with the consequences of that. It's very difficult to lose part of your family so be careful listening to this episode if you have or have lost a special pet. Also, your letters on wedding drama and divorce consolation/congratulations and Katherine's feelings on Cardi B's FINAL split from Offset who is asking for spousal support. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's gardening woes as an innocent trip to Costo is interrupted by a felled tree in the garden. Nobody exists in a vacuum of their own rights so Bobby and Katherine want to support all their neighbours in their pursuit of a dream home, but Katherine has no choice but to support her husband when it comes to his grass. It's been a week of Bobby K loyalty as the two have just retuned from a whirlwind ancestry trip to Friesland, the northern province in The Netherlands where Bobby's family are from. Plus, now the dust has settled on Kris Jenner's STUNNING new facelift, Katherine regrets commenting on it at all. Does she have a neurodivergence about being wrongly corrected or is she just a dick? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for the finale of Got Talent as well as FIVE tour shows in Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto. The fancy children did not enjoy their premium economy experience but some people don't want to see kids in business class anyway. 'A Private Audience with BK' has inspired Katherine and Bobby to never host another party as it's too much at once and a few mums took issue with Violet being left in London to write her GCSE exams. Violet stirred up controversy at home posting her thoughts on Chris Brown being granted a VISA by the British Government just to be arrested at the Lowry Hotel in Salford and held in a Manchester prison (lol). Also, Diddy trial updates that come with a severe trigger warning. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the news that Cheryl's son Bear will inherit Liam Payne's millions which is exactly what she would want in the deceased's posthumous position. Beyonce's girls, Blue Ivy and Rumi are on the Cowboy Carter Tour but should they be at home being kids? Bobby's musings on sport-adjacent topics have been of interest to Katherine lately even though she doesn't like sports. Donald Trump has inserted his opinion into the NFL draft and a very old Football Coach seems to be being BOSSED by a student-cheerleader he might doing her homework on a flight. Is this elder abuse or plain genius on her part? Plus, your letters on herpes, venting about marriage to a friend, and a barking man in an alleyway. x

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This week, Katherine is joined by BOBBY K and is Telling Everybody Erecting about their date night in London where they visited Mr Porter Steakhouse on Park Lane with some charming and talented Gen Zs before spending the night at beautiful Claridges Hotel. Bobby has specifically be asked on the podcast to discuss 56 year old multimillionaire Shannon Sharpe and the recent accusations against him made by a woman who can't yet legally drink in America. Plus, they didn't watch this series of CBB but even Katherine and Bobby have some thoughts on the JoJo Siwa drama. Plus, your letter about dumping a boyfriend for a colleague. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how even when disaster strikes, maybe the super religious people have got the right idea 'trusting God's timing'. The Easter Bunny is coming as the Ryan-Kootstras (but mostly Katherine) prepares to go OTT on yet another children's party that will have Bobby heading to the recycling centre. Katherine announces her EXCITING new podcast, 'What's My Age Again?' launching April 22nd where celebrities give her their actual blood to test their biological age. The Americans are at it again with their 'feminist' all-female space expedition to advertise commercial space travel and SNL comes under fire for mocking Aimee Lou Wood's teeth and Manchester roots. Katherine is surprised by press attention for her over-indulgent mention of her favourite recipe box company on a popular Sunday morning breakfast show but hopes people will understand that 'she was hungry'. Finally, a letter about a teacher's inappropriate relationship with a student. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a groundbreaking (bank breaking) blood test that had Bobby K absolutely floored. Fred and Fenna start swimming lessons, but not without pushback from the misinformed family. Plus, Amanda Knox recounts her experience in an Italian prison in her new book, Kim K keeps her children's teeth and manifests a new man through home renovations, and Selena's killer is denied parole. Not that Selena. x

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This week, we're IN IRELAND Telling Everybody Everything about the follow-up treatment since discovering a second melanoma last Friday. Also, Katherine broke her golden rule and watched not one but TWO femicide documentaries on Netflix. Gabby Petito's case raises lots of red flags to watch out for in potential romantic partners, but what red flags should we watch out for in their parents? Plus, your letters on de-friending a slag, being dumped for liking Katherine Ryan, and one young woman's warning to take melanoma very seriously. x

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This week, we're Telling Everybody Everything about the histology report from last week's mole removal. Kanye has been very vocal online this week and while we thought his hate speech was perhaps just a very 'Kanye' art form, we actually think he might be full crazy now. Kim K spoke on a recent episode of Keeping Up about returning her 18 karat ring to ex-husband Kris Humphries even though she paid for it herself! Is it okay to ask male actors about prosthetics? Will you be seeing the £450M live action film Snow White even though press tours have been basically halted? And is Katherine quickly becoming enemy number one in Canada? x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you should ONLY be nice about Meghan Sussex. Wow. Coming from a hotel room in Manchester whilst on tour this week, Katherine navigates breastfeeding protocol in venues and had a wonderful few days filled with podcast appearances and Fenna's first haircut. Also, Real Housewives alumna, Teddy Melencamp's very public battle with melanoma has frightened us enough to have a dodgy looking mole removed. Canada's Got Talent launches on Tuesday March 18th and it would be very unethical to access it from the UK with a VPN. Plus, your letters. x

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