But not nearly charming enough to please me (there's a pride and prejudice reference for all you Austin heads out there) Merry Christmas you crazy wildcats! 

We're in our Buzzfeed era - what could be spookier?? That's right, we're  here to provide you with the spooky content you asked for and large amounts of unrelated content you definitely dont want. Are ghosts real? Will Ned Fulmer's career ever recover? Who is dating the older woman if not Logan Lerman? Did Shane Dawson have sex with a cat? Can Lea Michelle read? In this in depth analysis of Watcher's new show Ghost Files we answer the most important question of all: would you fuck Mothman?

This one was painful. Enjoyable, confusing but but painful. ENJOY! 

Is this the greatest movie in the world? Depends on which of us you ask, but the one who is writing the description for its episode is pretty sure it's not. Is it the greatest multiverse/physics problem science has ever faced? You bet your little butts it is. Hold on to your board shorts, grab your insulin, and hang on for this wild wild DCOM ride. 

HSMTMTSTP! It's finally here! what an exciting time for you. Also please go vote for us as Ontario's best podcast

We listened to Sabrina Carptener's New Album: Emails I Can't Send SO YOU DONT HAVE TO. We've left behind the rotting carcass of the decrepit K&C era of our past and burst forth into new effervescent era of audio glory. Listen to us run, nay GALLOP, towards our new, inventive, never seen before CONTENT. Is it existential? YES. Is it buzzfeedesque? YES. Do we still mostly just talk about Twilight? YOU BET YOUR TOASTY LITTLE BUTT WE DO. We've blossomed forth into the content creators we were birthed to become, entering our final and most powerful podcast evolution: a gossip podcast. THAT'S RIGHT! TMZ can eat our ZILLENIAL DUST! We are you NEW SOURCE for the HOT SULTRY VENEGFUL AND CRINGEY NEWS about your favourite and least favourite E List celebrities, Teen Stars, and Disgraced Former Actors from 90s cult classics. And we're kicking of this earthshattering rebrand with the GHOST PEPPER equivalent SPICE that is the ancient legacy of Albums About Joshua Basset. Join us on this journey through the muck and mire that is this young man's impact on Disney actor/singer/songwriter girls and the global influence his inability to have a clean breakup has had. #notajoshuabassethatepodcast

Spoiler alerts abound, including the fact that later, they both got cover 

2m apart 'cause one of them's got Covid...but which one

Hey guys. this time we talk about Show Dogs, you know 'em, you love 'em and now... they're dogs! Welcome to Ms Congeniality Meets Die Hard with Dogs

Spoilers *the dog dies

A Santa Clause's Tim Allen. Multi-Millionaire Robert Downey Junior. Not Lauren Graham. CGI Tibetan prayer paws. ADHD. Scrabble. Get ready to raise the ...woof.

Settle in for a tonally confusing romp through the streets of a fake New York with some fake orphans and a real good boy! 

What's up? Not much? Nah us neither, except for Katherine Heigl's unexpected pregnancy and the numerous jobs we're both doing. We needed this serotonin break. You may as well. SO enjoy us being two gals happy to say other peoples names. 

This one was just sad. Like we're still very funny but the movie is very sad. And pretty bad. Although who are we to tell you what to think! Maybe it's exactly your cup of tea, maybe you loved it. Either way you'll love us telling you about it 

Whelp. It's here. Technical difficulties aside, the episode you've all been waiting for is here. And it's a good one, prompting the questions: Who is this for? Who did the soundtrack? and...Did you crowd fund this? Is this all your fault?  

Hey y'all. 

We're back. 

We know you missed us so we've come with a gift. A great gift of Katherine Heigl's best movie. Best maybe because of Jame's Marsden! And the confusing motives. Why do people behave the way they do in this film? we're weren't sure and we're still unsure. 

All the best. The Gals x 

This was an interesting one, and it took me (Eliza) a whole hour to get the title. Hopefully it will be more apparent to you. But enjoy this addition to the weird series of Christmas Movies that exist in the world.