It's big. It's green. It is NOT a kids soccer movie from the 90s. Busting up from the sewers, it's our long overdue episode on Alligator! 


Be careful what you flush. 


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Brian and Cargill get locked up with Tom Selleck, his mustache, and a murderer's row of character actors in An Innocent Man!

This movie will hit you like a Sledgehammer. 


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It's summer 2025, and Brian & Cargill are ready for an Escape 2000! Sorry, that was awful. Sometimes coming up with ideas for these intro paragraphs can be a real Turkey Shoot.

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Load up the wagon and take a road trip with Brian and Cargill as they sit in The Way Way Back!

Batten down the hatches and prepare for Hurricane Janney! 


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June Hackmonth wraps up...in July?

Merry HACKmas in July!!! 


This week, Gene works on a mystery without any clues in Night Moves! 


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In this glorious return of The Double Stuff, Brian & Weinberg are foolishly permitted to drive James Garner's Tank! 

This episode is dedicated to the great Lalo Schifrin.

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As June Hackmonth continues, Brian and Cargill invite you to join their family and have an absolutely fabulous farcical time in The Birdcage!

Don't be afraid of our natural heat.

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Brian and Cargill continue June Hackmonth as they hit the field with The Replacements! It's one of the greatest football movies of all time without even breaking a sweat...I mean the players probably sweat but...you know what I mean! 

No scabs, all flab! 

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Brian and Cargill embark on their month long celebration of the legendary Gene Hackman. 

First up, the movie that reminded us that deserve's got nothing to do with it...and that there's a difference between an El Camino and a Gran Torino?

Anyone who doesn't listen and share this episode will be Unforgiven. 

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Brian & Cargill sit atop a pale horse and become death...ly afraid of the notion of a Clint Eastwood ninja turtle in this week's excursion with the Pale Rider!

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Brian & Cargill come ridin' into town to prove that the good stuff CAN last a long time...provided that good stuff is Lawrence Kasden's Silverado!

Or, as Brian calls it...The Big Sil

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Brian & Cargill are joined by editor/friend-of-the-show Greg MacLennan to go mano y mano...y mano with one of the greatest sports film gems of all time: Gladiator!

Justice for Romano! 

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Brian and Cargill battle roller-Nazis in the not-too-distant future.

So, ya know, it's a normal weekday.

Brian and Cargill skate past the flaws of--and quench their thirst for--the wild and wonderful post-apocalyptic mania of Solarbabies! 

Seriously, what's going on with that torture robot?!!

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In honor of the late Val Kilmer, Brian and Cargill celebrate the many disguises of his Simon Templar in 1997's The Saint. It's like 12 performances in one! 

Bask in the cold fusion confusion! 

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Brian & Cargill (aka The Parker Brothers) take another gritty, violent trip to Westlake with Point Blank! 

I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren'tcha?

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Brian and Cargill are joined by professional wrestler Ryan “Hollywood Hunk” Nemeth to take on The Tall Man in a casket match.

Wake up to a nightmare, it’s Phantasm time!

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See him in action at TNA: Rebellion on April 27th!!!

Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the...mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth! 

Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang! 

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Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD! 

It's like...Irritated Max.

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In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip! 


Scotty doesn't know why donuts should be avoided...but you soon will.

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