HIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!! This week, the girls are yapping it tf up, from down bad bops to being boy crazy, the girls are telling you all the business! Talley presses all the issues, Mel has graduated to “after church yapper” status, AND WHY WOULD YOU SING THAT SONG MARY J BLIGE???? STANNUP!!!!
OOGITY BOOGITY! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON Y’ALL! This week, the girls are reading (b*tches and letters) DOWN! From Bar Burglaries to Beltline Bike Riders, the girls ki-ki about it all! Talley did some dumpster diving, Mel went to a WWE/Music Festival combo, AND WHY DONT YALL THINK OLD B*TCHES ARE COOL????
WE NEEDED REST LAST WEEK BUT WE BACK Y’ALL! This week, the girls are catching up and cracking up! From beltline kevin to beltline fine sh*t, the girls get into it all. Talley has been having some unsavory uber experience, Mel was apparently in college in 2003 (?), and WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH LILLY FROM PRINCESS DIARIES???
IT’S LETTER TIME BISSSSHHHHESSSS! From husband hunching to (weird) rappers in DMs, the girls dish out advice to all! Mel’s mom has hidden the first string deodorant, Talley is afraid of having a rice kid in a potato household, WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT NASTY, WHY TF YOU CAME???
HIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEE!!! This week, the girls welcome (for the second time) KevOnStage! (Go buy his book, it’s good. We promise!). From Michelle’s Army to the Husband Store, the girls (and Kev) get into it all. Talley’s rigging was askew, Mel is taking old lady liquid , Kev wants to reserve a pickleball court in heaven and WHY WOULD THAT PASTOR SAY WE CANT GO TO THE MOVIES????
HEYYYYOOOOOOOO! We back with laughs and LOOKS (both of our hair looks really cute, it’s important to acknowledge that.) This week, the girls get into a SHMORGASBOARD (is that spelled right?) of topics. From defining political violence to soliciting etsy witches, the dolls unpack it all. Talley learned that the youth hate crunchy peanut butter, Mel discovered that ThatBoy (according to an adorable little child) is her brother, and WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ICE CREAM ON THAT BISCUIT?
WE GROWN YALL! This week the girls are unpacking adultier adulthood and it’s absolutely hilarious. From insane baby fever to big kids at baby showers, the girls discuss it all! Talley swallows gum like a maniac. Mel has multiple categories of draws, and WHY DO MONISTAT ONE DAY FEEL LIKE THAT???
Happy Pod Day, Y’all! We missed each other bad so we kinda just yapping, not gonna lie! From policing p*ssy gumbo to defining “punching down,” the girls are chatting it tf up! Talley is investigating flatulence at Jeju, Mel got her brows done at Burps & Brows, and STOP SENDING OUR MOMS OUR VIDEOS!
Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!
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HIIIYYYYYEEEEE!!!! We missed you guys so much!! This week the girls do some ki-ki’ing and catching up! From new hobbies to hollywood documentaries, the girls get into it all! Talley joined a bowling league, mel loves the magic city alien, and PRE-BUS YOUR TABLES AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT?????
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TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH KISSING IN THE MOUTH IN THAT VILLA!
WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????
WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????