Year 2000 isn't even that cool bro
Chapters:
0:00 Where did ‘Whip It’ Come From?
3:50 How Does the Chinese Zodiac Work?
10:07 Did Ancient Civilizations Have Technology?
14:49 The Government is Keeping Things From Us
17:18 Do You Believe in UFO’s?
Does Elon?
20:59 More Stars than Grains of Sand
22:52 What Does a Giraffe Sound Like?
24:47 This Manhole Cover Flew at 130,000 mph
31:56 The Fastest Human Made Object
36:55 Who Said That? A Quote Game
40:30 Socrates vs. Confucius
45:10 Yoda vs. Dr. Seuss
48:23 Mark Zuckerberg vs. Robot Overlord
51:16 Elon Musk vs. Comic Book Villain
54:41 Kanye West vs. Shakespeare
56:29 Donald Trump vs. Michael Scott
1:02:18 Nicholas Cage vs. Shakespeare Characters
1:11:18 Thanks for Existing!

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Definitely more than $20...

Chapters:
0:00 Nothing Should Ever Go Wrong
5:26 Swords are Expensive 9:37
WYR: Helicopter with No Parachute or Drown?
11:16 She Survived a 33,000 ft Plane Crash
13:53 Bulletproof Coffee NOT Bulletproof Stomach
15:10 2 Minutes of Free Falling
19:39 The MW2 Campaign Ending is Tragic
22:18 The Fake Report Card Fiasco
26:10 No Club Penguin for Mike
30:04 Hacking Nicktropolis Accounts
31:55 Drama at Drama Class
33:20 I Swear He Levitated
36:18 Heart of a Lion vs. Childhood Hope
51:09 Guess That Image!
1:16:45 Thanks team :)

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Wyd?

Chapters:
0:16 Mike’s Mysterious Bing Search
3:52 What Happens to a Blimp Hit by RPG?
20:05 Lightning is 5x Hotter Than the Sun
28:24 Who Wins: The Sun or the Human Will?
43:19 Last 8 min 20 sec on Earth, WYD?
54:49 Explore Space or Nah?
58:00 Who Knows Who Better
1:25:14 We Try Boston Accents

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I think I'll try the...

Chapters:
0:00 Chili’s Back!
0:28 Fighting For Your Fav Food
4:05 Can You Eat Ostrich?
12:29 Chunk #1: Mad Libs
13:21 Banky’s Sticky Situation
22:05 Instructions for the Babysitter
31:24 Chunk #2: Mean Cuisine - Fast Food French Fries
33:46 McDonald’s vs. Chick-fil-a
36:55 Culvers vs. Wing Stop
41:09 Five Guys vs. Wendy’s
43:28 Portillo’s vs. Dairy Queen
44:57 Quarterfinals
54:49 The Winner Is…
1:02:40 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
1:04:16 Chili’s Jeopardy
1:33:00 Teamwork Makes the Dream Work 

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Well, and personal assistants...

Chapters:
0:00 What Else Are Friends For?
1:17 Movie Artifacts in Real Life
6:46 Chunk #1: Down The Rabbit Hole
6:56 A Calculator Is More Powerful Than the Apollo 11
23:22 Before Toilet Paper People Used Corn Husks
31:05 Chunk #2: Would You Rather? 31:15 Wet Socks or Bed of Nails?
33:52 Fight a Chicken Daily or Orangutan Monthly?
36:47 Play Basketball in Skinny Jeans or Watch a Bad Movie?
37:39 Laugh Like a Car Alarm or Sneeze Like a Foghorn?
38:15 Mosquito Constantly Around or Itch You Can’t Scratch?
39:40 100 Million to Move to Siberia or Flip a Coin and Go Anyway?
41:53 Never Use A/C Again or Use Public Bathroom w/o TP?
43:49 Controlled By Giant Mantis Shrimp or Be a Pirate?
45:22 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
46:19 Indiana Jones Trivia
1:00:46 Naruto Trivia
1:14:00 Phone a Friend

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He’s a hoot at family functions!

Chapters:
0:00 Other Words for Table?
3:18 Turn Any Object Into a Living Sidekick
10:32 Chunk #1: Record Breakers
10:48 The Longest Time Swinging on a Swing
18:54 The Fastest Time to Push a Peanut Up a Mountain
28:53 Chunk #2: Movie Madness - 2010’s Comedy Edition
30:05 Preliminary Round
38:02 Elite Eight
50:03 Final Four
51:41 The Championship
52:39 Chunk #3: TOLO - Family Feud!
1:02:23 Thanks team :)

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Do our voices sound funny?

Chapters:
0:00 We found a helium balloon
4:25 Chunk #1: The Cyberspace Chronicles
4:41 The Pheasant’s Revenge 1
2:13 Making Pizzas Shouldn’t Be This Painful
18:24 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
18:34 Millenium Falcon vs. The Milano
35:20 Jimmy Neutron vs. Dexter’s Laboratory
49:11 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
49:26 If You Laugh, You Lose (Backhanded Compliment Edition)

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Don’t let the adult world win!

Chapters:
0:00 Our Special Guest
30:03 Please Stop Changing Your Voicemail
3:32 Sniffing Dog Poop on the Show
5:55 Chunk #1: That Really Happened
6:05 Shoutout Wikipedia (Not Sponsored)
7:17 Founding a “Micronation” on a 30 ft Raft
20:01 Napoleon Almost Got Killed By Rabbits
29:19 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
29:30 Ultron vs. General Grievous
32:58 The Five Categories
45:43 Hypothetical Battle and Final Verdict
49:05 Can an AR Rifle Do Damage to a Grizzly Bear?
58:59 Four Velociraptors vs. Two Grizzly Bears
1:01:33 The Five Categories
1:13:11 Hypothetical Battle and Verdict
1:16:23 Chunk #3: TOLO - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
1:30:09 Thanks team

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That's just the tip of the iceberg

Chapters:
0:00 Collecting All the Lego Games
2:03 Chunk #1: Follow The Law
2:13 No Milking Other People’s Cows in Texas
13:21 No Forcing Monkeys to Smoke Cigarettes in Indiana
23:55 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
24:22 Voldemort vs. Darth Sidious
47:42 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs.The Furious Five
1:06:47 Chunk #3: TOLO - Guess That Phrase!
1:21:36 Thanks team

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None of them feel safe tbh

Chapters:
0:00 Most Dangerous Animal to Be Trapped With?
2:46 Chunk #1: Nature is Wild
3:03 Peregrine Falcons Can Dive at 240 mph
17:03 Pigeons Can Do Math
27:33 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
27:43 Aquaman (DC) vs. Namor (Marvel)
45:14 Frozone vs. Mr. Incredible
1:00:26 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
1:01:25 Dark Knight Trilogy Trivia
1:13:19 Classic Animated Disney Movie Trivia
1:22:14 Ways to Support

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It's a life changing experience

Chapters:
0:00 Given or Gotten a Wedgie?
3:50 Chunk #1: Headlines
4:05 86 Accounts of Reckless Driving
12:17 Florida Man Throws Toilet Through Window
19:30 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
19:51 Maximus (Gladiator) vs. Aragorn (LOTR)
21:37 Physical Attributes
23:24 Combat Training
25:22 Weapons and Armor
26:50 Tactical Mindset
28:35 Mental Fortitude
31:53 Fighting Style
34:49 The Battle and Verdict
36:24 Thor vs. Hercules
37:52 Strength
39:26 Weaponry and Skills
41:40 Resilience and Endurance
43:11 Combat Experience
44:51 The Battle and Verdict
47:26 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
48:26 2000’s Nickelodeon TV Shows Trivia
1:00:36 Modern TV Sitcom Trivia
1:06:34 Ways to Support

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Who cares about being good when you can be happy

Chapters:
0:00The Joy of Singing
3:58 Chunk #1: Lore Galore
4:14 Who Were the First Jedi? (Star Wars)
21:47 How Does the Wand Choose the Wizard? (Harry Potter)
33:56 We Learn Our Wand Types
39:19 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
39:54 Quicksilver vs. The Flash
51:06 Jack Sparrow vs. Han Solo
1:05:09 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
1:05:23 Jeopardy!
1:21:45 Ways to Support

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You won’t believe who won

Chapters:
0:00 More Passion, More Energy!
0:43 Say It With Me!
4:20 Chunk #1: That Really Happened?
4:45 The Great Emu War of 1932
19:55 Every British Tank Can Make Tea
27:34 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
27:55 Legolas vs. Hawkeye
41:13 Dumbledore vs. Doctor Strange
56:04 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
56:14 Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
1:18:44 Ways to Support

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Fact Check/Sources:
Tanks Making Tea

We believe. Wbu?

Chapters:
0:00 Tea, Crumpets and Welsh Independence
2:07 Dragons: Real or Myth?
5:27 Say It With Me!
7:09 Chunk #1: Headlines
7:26 Indian Police Arrest a Pigeon 16:56
Nude Man Does Cannonball in Aquarium 22:29
Two Intoxicated U.S. Tourists in Eiffel Tower
27:29 Chunk #2: Lore Galore
28:22 Origins of Qui-Gon Jinn
30:01 Early Life
32:22 Training Under Count Dooku
35:54 Philosophies
39:08 Relationships and Legacy
41:21 Transcendance
43:57 Influence
49:12 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
49:34 Family Feud!
1:08:02 Ways to Support - Be Still

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Headlines
Indian Police Arrest a Pigeon
Nude Man Cannonballs at Bass Pro Shop
Two Drunk U.S. Tourists Stuck in Eiffel Tower

Ironically, it's pretty hard to keep them alive :/

Chapters:
0:00 Back in the Saddle
0:46 Say It With Me!
7:22 Chunk #1: Nature Is Wild
7:47 The King Cobra Can Growl
26:58 The Immortal Jellyfish
35:07 Fun Facts about Jellyfish
38:16 Chunk #2: Three Word Story
38:33 The Death of Mrs. Snufferton
39:38 Grandpa Saves the Family Crest
43:10 The Journey Within
45:00 Perishing Eternally in Barbados
46:40 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
47:12 Major Sporting Events of the 2010’s Trivia
59:34 Marvel Infinity Saga Trivia
1:09:08 Support The Show :)

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Fact Check/Sources:
Chat GPT

Is it really a loss though?

Chapters:
0:00 Let It Flow
0:36 Say It With Me!
1:33 Chunk #1: How Much Money?
1:56 Visible Tattoo of JM’s Face
3:28 Be a Mime for a Week In NYC
6:06 Shave Off Your Eyebrows
9:54 Live in a Porta Potty for a Month
14:00 Listen to the Duck Song Nonstop for 24 hrs
17:11 Eat an Entire Cake Made of Mayo
19:40 Chunk #2: Battle Royale
19:57 John Wick vs. James Bond
29:14 Roman Gladiator vs. MMA Fighter
38:43 Thomas Edison vs. Albert Einstein
47:19 Goofy vs. Timon & Pumbaa
55:28 Chunk #3:TOLO - If You Laugh You Lose
1:05:25 Ways to Support - Get Some Sunshine!

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They could take out an entire apartment building!

Chapters:
0:00 Mike Has French Food on His Mind
4:00 Say It With Me!
5:56 Chunk #1: It Wasn’t My Fault
6:32 “My Llama Won’t Stop Puking”
7:13 “I Ate Cat Food and Am Violently Ill”
10:15 “I Got Stuck In a Blood Pressure Machine”
11:40 “My Grandma Poisoned Me”
12:05 “I Got Glued Inside My House”
13:05 “My False Teeth Fell Onto The Highway”
14:40 “I’m Bowling the Game of My Life!”
16:26 “My Uniform Caught on Fire”
20:33 Chunk #2: Follow the Law
22:00 No Pushing Moose Out of Airplanes
34:30 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
34:42 Jeopardy! (The App Version)
51:45 Support the Podcast and Exercise
 
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It Wasn’t My Fault
Excuses for Missing Work

Follow the Law
It’s illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane in AlaskaIt’s illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane in Alaska

The question is why?

Chapters:
0:00 Say It With Me!
2:30 Chunk #1: Would You Rather
2:55 Ballet Outfit or Clown Costume?
14:09 Always Sing or Never Stop Dancing?
19:28 First Class Always or Free Meals Anywhere?
21:41 Chunk #2: Down The Rabbit Hole
22:05 Sloths Breathe Out Their Farts
26:38 Endearing Lessons about Farts
35:09 The Government Owns 1.4 Billion Pounds of Cheese
48:13 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
48:25 Jeopardy! General Knowledge Edition
1:01:37 Support the Podcast and Meditate

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Fact Check/Sources:
Down the Rabbit Hole
Sloth Farts
caves in Missouri

Tournament of the Olympians
General Knowledge Jeopardy

We all have dreams…may they all come true. Hallelujah!

Chapters:
0:00 Amen!
0:19 Forrest Gump is a Great Movie
2:24 Say It With Me!
4:57 JMO Finds Out What E.T. Stands For
6:38 Chunk #1: Battle Royale
7:22 Who Wins? Batman or Captain America?
24:40 T-Rex v. Wooly Mammoth
36:32 Chunk #2: Headlines
36:57 He’s Been Stung 1,000 Times…For Science Part 1
37:52 We Love Coyote Peterson
41:43 How Much Money to Get Bit by a Bullet Ant?
45:13 The Turtle Man
47:47 He’s Been Stung 1,000 Times…For Science Part 2
1:04:15 German Warship Blasts Imperial March in London
1:12:50 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
1:13:08 Pass or Fail: Round 2!
1:13:59 Elementary School
1:18:15 Middle School1:22:36 High School
1:25:29 College
1:31:05 Find a Water Feature to Relax By

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Headlines
He’s been stung 1,000 times - for scienceGerman warship blasts ‘Darth Vader’ Anthem in heart of London. “No deeper message,” Navy says

Not even if they win the Kentucky Derby

Chapters:
0:00 Luminescent Algae in Cocoa Beach
1:48 Say It With Me!
5:03 Intro
5:48 Chunk #1: Follow the Law
6:34 You Can’t Eat Jumping Frogs in California
22:59 No Donkeys In Bathtubs in AZ after 7 PM
34:43 Chunk #2: Pig Latin
35:58 Buteo: Gray Hawk and Latino Gunslinger
40:46 Cetacea: Just a Simple Whale…
42:31 Heloderma Suspectum: Gila Monster by Day, Detective By Night
46:41 Ursus Maritimus: Double Agent
48:06 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
49:28 Family Feud vs. Online Randos
1:14:50 Fly a Kite! Just Be a Kid!

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Fact Check/Sources:

Follow the Law
Jumping Frogs in California
Donkeys in Bathtubs in AZ