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Jesus Stole Our Movies
Donavon DeLisle, Zak Reynolds
27 episodes
3 days ago
After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”
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After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”
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TV & Film
Episodes (20/27)
Jesus Stole Our Movies
25: Small Soldiers: Everything Else Is Is Just A Toy

we're back! this episode we talk all about the gorgonites and the commando elite. from why it was made to make demons less scary to kids. to why the Gwendy dolls were terrifying.


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3 days ago
2 hours 10 minutes

Jesus Stole Our Movies
CHICK TRACT PARODY RADIO PLAY 2025: Here, Kitty Kitty!

we're back with our yearly tradition of lampooning another Chick Tract comic. We have guests Clifton from Your Music Saved Us and Hotdog Montana (Hannah) from TikTok. Follow along as 4 kids attempt to sacrifice a kitty to the dark lord. Or will they be stopped in time?

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2 weeks ago
12 minutes 15 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
24: The Breakfast Club Feat. Scott Okamoto

in this episode we are joined by special guest and author Scott Okamoto. We discuss the Christian viewpoint on the breakfast club, and Scott's Gen x connection to the John Hughes classic. did you know that this movie was a prequel to the Power Rangers? maybe... ok, not really.

theme song performed by the band mustard plug.

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2 months ago
2 hours 35 minutes 1 second

Jesus Stole Our Movies
23: The Last Temptation Of Christ: Feat. Your Music Saved Us

this episode, we are joined by the gentleman from the podcast Your Music Saved Us as we figure out why Christians had a problem with this Martin Scorsese "epic". it wasn't hard to figure out why. join us as we discuss the weird, horny and mentally ill Jesus that Marty put to film.


Theme song: Vampire by Mustard Plug

used with permission of the band

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2 months ago
2 hours

Jesus Stole Our Movies
22: Watch Along 3: Ahhh! Real Monsters & Tales From The Crypt

this episode, we're back for another watch along as we try and get our schedules in order. We dive into the first episode of both shows and do our best to see why Christian parents had a problem with them.

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3 months ago
1 hour 27 minutes 57 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
21: Watch Along 2 : So Weird & Are You Afraid Of The Dark

This episode, we watch an episode of So Weird and Are you Afraid Of The Dark . Watch along with us as we laugh, get scared and poke fun at the shows that Christian kids weren't allowed to watch.

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4 months ago
1 hour 25 minutes 26 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
20: Watch Along 1: Goosebumps & Eerie Indiana

this week we invite you to watch along with us as we dive into the shows Goosebumps and Eerie Indiana. prepare for chills at the hands of Aunt Dalia and terror from the Tupperware Lady! The episode of Goosebumps is titled "an old story". The episode of Erie Indiana is titled "Forever Ware". both available on YouTube.

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4 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes 56 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
19: The Pagemaster: Look To The Books

this episode we crack open the Pagemaster and discuss why Christians DIDN'T have a problem with the movie. Zak watches it for the first time and Donavon reminisces over being scared.

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5 months ago
2 hours 4 minutes 52 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
18: Warriors of Virtue: Part II: Don't Think Thoughts

in this episode, Zak and Donavon finish up their discussion on the anthropomorphic kangaroo fantasy adventure. Or something like that.


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5 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes 35 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
17: Warriors Of Virtue: Part I: Yak Man

we're back! join us as we begin season 2, and we dig deep into the movie Warriors of virtue. a movie that Zak has waited 28 years to see. let's find out why Christian people didn't like it, and just how badass the martial arts are.

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5 months ago
1 hour 28 minutes 19 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
16: Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday: Featuring Hotdog Montana (Hannah)

This episode we are joined by a very special guest, Hotdog Montana from tiktok and Facebook! she joins us this episode and tells us the story of why she was not allowed to watch this movie. we then have probably one of the deepest conversations we've had on the show, please like and review and find Hannah on all platforms she's available on.


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7 months ago
2 hours 23 minutes 43 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
15: Thir13en Ghosts: There Are Ghosts In The Basement
This episode, Zak and Donavon watch and discuss the 2001 horror film, "13 Ghosts". We talk about why it wasn't allowed in Christian homes, and then watch and make fun of the classic.
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8 months ago
1 hour 30 minutes 52 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
14: FernGully: The Last Rainforest: My Logic Is Erratic Feat. Samuel David
in this episode Donovan and Zack are joined by a special guest, author and researcher Samuel David! he chose this episode's movie and explains to us why he wasn't allowed to watch it. we then dive into why Christians is a whole would have a problem with this movie, and then we decide to dissect the film.
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8 months ago
1 hour 41 minutes 54 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
13: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back: Gotta Cath Em All (Sins)
On this new episode, Zack and Donovan attempt to steal back pokémon the first movie from Christians and Jesus alike. having this movie kept from them for demonic reasons, they break down why Christian parents and churches thought pokémon was demonic and evil and then they discuss the film. if you like this please rate and review on all platforms.
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9 months ago
1 hour 32 minutes 16 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
12: The Matrix: Part II: RIP Mordo: Feat. This Fire Podcast
This episode, the boys from This Fire Podcast return to help us steal back and make biblical sense of The Matrix. We need out about anime, discuss the hidden power of the oracle and possibly remember the minor characters deaths.
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9 months ago
1 hour 54 minutes 50 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
11: The Matrix: Part 1: They're Watching You: Feat. This Fire Podcast
This episode of weed take a different look at how Jesus stole our movies. And we talk about how he appropriated one of the biggest movies in pop culture. This week we are joined by Steve and Alec from This Fire podcast. And what an awesome time it was. we had to split it up in the two parts because of all the awesome conversation.
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9 months ago
2 hours 8 minutes 4 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
10: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie: Part II: Man, I Love Being A Turtle
now back from break, we get into why anthropomorphic animals are demons, a book detailing why the Ninja Turtles are satanic, and finally finish up the movie.
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10 months ago
1 hour 19 minutes 58 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
9: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie: Part I: A Jose Canseco Bat?
this week we dive into the cinematic masterpiece that was banned from Zaks home. In part 1 we get into why Christians had a problem with the movie, some behind the scenes and we start to am discuss the film.
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11 months ago
1 hour 29 minutes 12 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
8: Blade: Open Season On All Suckheads
This week, Zak and Donavon go back to the vault to steal back the 1998 film, Blade. another one of Donavon's Father's infamous "pass" movies that allowed Donavon to see this at 7! Join us on our next heist! For questions, concerns, corrections or suggestions, email is at jesusstoleourmovies@gmail.com
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11 months ago
2 hours 10 minutes 26 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
7: Van Helsing: A Very Special Crossover Episode
This week, we're publishing an episode of The Room podcast hosted by Zak and his sister Stevie. Donavon first guested on there when still on the excommunication Station and thus a friendship was made and an idea for a podcast was born .enjoy what is essentially the podcasts pilot episode.
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11 months ago
2 hours 44 minutes 57 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”