Jar Jar Thinks

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Jar Jar Thinks

10 episodes

4 days ago

A highly opinionated Star Wars theory and discussion podcast hosted by three shitposters.

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A highly opinionated Star Wars theory and discussion podcast hosted by three shitposters.

TV & Film

Episodes (10/10)

Jar Jar Thinks

Two Truths and A Lie: The Rise of Skywalker

We play two truths and a lie about The Rise of Skywalker with our good friend Britt, who has NEVER seen the movie. We somehow find ways to make TROS seem more absurd. Play along to find out if you remember the movie correctly!

3 years ago

56 minutes 13 seconds

Jar Jar Thinks

Character Alignments (Part Two)

Part two of aligning Star Wars characters into the DnD alignment chart. In this episode, we align Disney era characters as wells as doing a different fun chart. Check out our Twitter page (@JarJarThinksPod) for the chart pictures!

https://twitter.com/JarJarThinksPod/status/1528522120946503680?s=20&t=jvPICCsh7sRT-AXvwGBHqQ

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End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

3 years ago

57 minutes 27 seconds

Jar Jar Thinks

Character Alignments (Part One)

We align Star Wars characters into the DnD chart! Original! This episode we align the Original Trilogy and Prequel characters. Check out our Twitter page (@JarJarThinksPod) for the chart pictures!

https://twitter.com/JarJarThinksPod/status/1411001655492067334?s=20&t=2WBxYs25G4D9VlyibJQ25g

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End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

4 years ago

54 minutes 45 seconds

Jar Jar Thinks

Mando-cholrians: the Powerhouse of the Ass

Mikaela plans to lead a discussion on Mandolorians, but as always, we descend into chaos and discuss: PhDs in fictional races, Scotland, Mandalore, Satine and Bo Katan, Rey Jinn Skywalker Kenobi Kryze Palpatine, Darth Maul's digestive system, a very gross would you rather (trigger warning(?): vomiting), ass bees, and more about Mandolorians.

Tune into our most authentic and chaotic episode yet!

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End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

4 years ago

47 minutes 8 seconds

Jar Jar Thinks

A New Shrek

Jess leads a discussion on A New Hope, but the gang ends up talking about Shrek, time travel, and the Star Wars fandom.

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End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

4 years ago

44 minutes 42 seconds

Jar Jar Thinks

Kyber Crystal Meth

Laura leads a discussion on lightsabers and kyber crystals.

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End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

4 years ago

46 minutes 44 seconds

Jar Jar Thinks

R2D2: Master of Chaos

Jess leads a discussion on R2D2: Why did he keep vital plot points a secret? Do droids have feelings? Sex Robots?! Tune in for absolutely zero answers.

4 years ago

35 minutes 21 seconds

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Rey Jinn Solo Skywalker Kenobi

Mikaela leads the gang on a discussion on Rey's parentage- who we thought it was, who we wanted it to be, and why it should've gone a different direction.

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End music: Cantina Band Remix by DJ AG

4 years ago

1 hour 3 minutes 43 seconds

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Darth Jar Jar: The Real Phantom Menace

Laura leads the gang on a discussion about the infamous Darth Jar Jar.

4 years ago

29 minutes 33 seconds

Jar Jar Thinks

Teaser Trailer

Welcome to Jar Jar Thinks! We are a chaotic group of friends that shitpost verbally about Star Wars every episode. This is a teaser of our first episode, Darth Jar Jar: The Real Phantom Menace.

4 years ago

54 seconds