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Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Mark Fortune
130 episodes
6 days ago
Friends and fellow nerds Mark Fortune and Jamie Ball drunkenly discuss and mis-remember a wide range of pop culture
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Friends and fellow nerds Mark Fortune and Jamie Ball drunkenly discuss and mis-remember a wide range of pop culture
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Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Dressed To Kill
129. "I love a stormy night denouement!" Whaddup weirdos! It's another "maim feature" episode of the Betamax Dungeon, this week the BD2 tackle a tale of murder, lust, and shower scenes, with Brian De Palma's Dressed To Kill from 1980. A homage of Psycho, this one turned out to be pretty divisive, down in the dungeon! As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and boobs that could possibly irritate or offend. let's hope you get something out of the whole thing, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks cheeky chops! #dressedtokill #briandepalma
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6 days ago
1 hour 14 minutes 21 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Sinners
128b. "I think you'd probably grow new teeth wouldn't you?" Hello listener and welcome to a special bonus episode of the Betamax Dungeon. The two idiots have been to the local fleapit to watch Delta blues vampire movie; Sinners and just had to blab all about. if you haven't seen Sinners yet, please do so, because this episode is heavy on the spoilers. Typically this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you get something out of it, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? It would help thank you. #sinners #teacup
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1 week ago
51 minutes 27 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Strange Darling

128. "I've never been curious." Hello, lovers of the bizarre and uncanny. Put the kettle on, grab some tasty biscuits and settle in for another, "casual chat" episode of The Betamax Dungeon. This week the dungeon duo address a listener complaint, Jamie takes on the guise of agony aunt and the films discussed include; Strange Darling, Creep and Target (RIP Gene Hackman). As ever, this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, drunken opinions and discussions of piss drinking, which could offend or irritate. Hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please help us out and leave a comment or share with a friend. Thanks peach fuzz!

#strangedarling #target #creep

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2 weeks ago
44 minutes 4 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Samurai Cop
127. "It was an experience!" Hiya beautiful people, welcome once again to a maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon. This week the two doofs offer a detailed analysis of; Samurai Cop from 1991. This movie was so bad it was enough to make Mark and Jamie completely forget that they ever had such a thing as a "swear jar", their roasting of this film is that vitriolic. Typically this podcast contains swearing (LOTS OF SWEARING SORRY) drunken opinions and swearing that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please like, or share, or leave a comment. Thanks dungehead! #samuraicop
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3 weeks ago
1 hour 8 minutes 4 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
The Monkey
126. "Mark Fortune's Erotic Fiction Theatre!" Greetings once again you lovely chuckleheads. Welcome back to the all new, newly formatted Betamax Dungeon. In this episode; the dungeon duo have a casual chat about the other works of David Lynch, dirty books, "mystery box" TV shows and the recent Oz Perkins movie; The Monkey (Spoilers!!) Typically this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, racy bits and drunken opinions. Let's hope you see something redeeming in it, if you do, please leave a comment or share with a friend. Thanks Buddy! #themonkey #davidlynch #lost #yellowjackets
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3 weeks ago
43 minutes 41 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Wild At Heart
125. "There's no grey area!" Whaddup weirdos, who's up for a midnight road trip into chaos and madness? Visionary director, David Lynch, sadly passed away earlier this year. For a belated tribute the two dungeon morons discuss the impact of his work in general, and present a main feature focusing on Wild At Heart from 1990. Typically, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and heated discussions as to the existence of grey areas, that could possibly irritate or offend. BEWARE! This movie contains a scene of sexual assault, which is discussed. Also, more piss poor impressions. Hope you find something about all this enjoyable?! If you do, please leave a comment or recommend us to a friend. #twinpeaks #wildatheart #davidlynch
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1 month ago
1 hour 8 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Heretic / Heart Eyes / T2
124. "He's got matted hair, crazy blue eyes, he's got a little bit of the rapscallion, Charles Manson about him." We're back in the dungeon baby! Thanks for sticking around, it's been a while. welcome back listener, we've returned from another brief hiatus, so this episode the dungeon doofs have a good catch up. There's tales of the mean streets of Chippenham, a fresh new format to contend with, a discussion, with spoilers, about two fairly recent horror movies, piss poor impressions and Mark has rewatched Terminator 2 with a more critical eye. All that, in under an hour!! Typically, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you get something out of it, if you do, how about a 5 star rating or a friendly comment? Thanks Goober! #heretic #heartened #T2
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1 month ago
42 minutes 39 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Society / Babylon / Creature Commandos
123. "We're gonna have a sandwich, and then shunt the shit out of you." Howdy ho weirdos, thank you for returning to the chilling embrace of the Betamax Dungeon. This episode; the two boneheads pay tribute to the late, great David Lynch RIP, Mark has been watching cartoons and Jamie has been watching inexplicable flop; Babylon. The maim feature is the seriously icky, subtle class system satire; Society. Beware!! This one is pretty gross! As usual, this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, drunken opinions and the grotesque. Hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, how about leaving a comment or recommend us to a friend. Thanks shunters!! #creaturecommandos #Society #babylon
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2 months ago
1 hour 28 minutes 36 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
The Prowler / Wicked / Censor
122. "Thats when the sheriff was buying his deodorant." Hello again, seekers of the strange and unusual. Welcome once again to the creepy inner sanctum of the Betamax Dungeon. In this episode; Mark explores his new found love of musical theatre, Jamie has watched a movie based around the video nasty hysteria of the early 80s and the maim feature is gory, atmospheric slasher; The Prowler. Typically, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions, and rudeness that could irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please give us 5 stars or leave a comment. Thanks chuckleheads! #the prowler #wicked #censor
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3 months ago
1 hour 41 minutes 39 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Review of 2024 / Nosferatu
121. "He looks like he stinks, and she still goes for it." Happy New Year you filthy animals! welcome back to the cozy, fireplace lit Betamax Dungeon. This episode, the dungeon dickheads discuss the best things what they seen in 2024 and they also venture to the local fleapit to watch Robert Eggers latest movie; Nosferatu. (Spoilers!!) Turns out this one was a little divisive. Typically this podcast contains swearing, rudeness, drunken opinions and paper rustling that could irritate or offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment anyway, please leave a comment. Thank you fellow creatures of the night! #nosferatu #reviewof2024
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3 months ago
1 hour 53 minutes 36 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Lethal Weapon / Superman Teaser Trailer / The "Human" Factor
120. "My criteria Mark, is sex and violence." Merry Christmas dungeon friends! Welcome to the festive special of the Betamax Dungeon. Loads of jibber jabber this episode listener, the new James Gunn Superman trailer has the dungeon doofs optimistic for it, and leads to chat about Venom and Dr Who. Mark has watched; The Moors, and Jamie has watched George Kennedy in the "Human" Factor. The main feature this week, out of leftfield, is Christmas classic; Lethal Weapon from 1987. As usual, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions, rudeness and gerbils that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you enjoy anyway, have a very merry Christmas all. please, leave a bloody comment would you! #LethalWeapon #Superman #TheMoors #TheHumanFactor
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4 months ago
2 hours 4 minutes 34 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
C.H.U.D. / A Dark Song / The Wizard Of Oz
119. "The chud hands look great!" Hiya cine freaks, our doors are wide and welcoming, step inside for some more ghoulish fun. This episode, Jamie has borrowed a dvd from a work mate and Mark has revisited a children's classic. The maim feature this week, is 80s sewer based monster romp; C.H.U.D. Also, stay tuned for more piss poor impressions near the end! Typically this podcast contains swearing, dodgy jokes, and drunken opinions that could offend or irritate. Hope you get some sort of kick out of it. Leave a bloody comment would you! Thanks chuddy buddies! #c.h.u.d #adarksong #thewizardofoz
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4 months ago
1 hour 30 minutes 2 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
The Beastmaster
118. "We're gonna borrow one off you, and paint it black." Howdy ho dungeon fiends. Thanks for joining us. This episode the dungeon duo discuss recent trials and tribulations, including the sad death of horror icon Tony Todd, piss poor communication, localised flooding and a pesky missing episode. The maim feature this week is truly something to get excited about, it's epic 80s sword and sorcery "masterpiece"; The Beastmaster. Typically this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you get a kick out of it anyway. Hey, why not leave a friendly comment? Thanks dunge heads! #candyman #thebeastmaster
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5 months ago
1 hour 48 minutes 55 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
The Return Of The Living Dead / Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
117. "Do you ever think about dying?" Hello Dunge heads. Join us once again, in a celebration of the weird and the macabre! This week; Mark delivers a spoiler free review of; Heretic, Jamie has also been to the local flea pit and has a spoiler free review of; Smile 2. There is also some emotionally vulnerable Star Trek chat, and the maim feature is 1980s zombie comedy; The Return of the Living Dead. Typically this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and rudeness that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you get a kick anyway, please leave a comment below. Also, watch out for zombies! #thereturnofthelivingdead #heretic #smile2 #startrek2thewrathofkhan
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5 months ago
1 hour 19 minutes 33 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
The VVitch / Absolute Batman / Royal Rumble 99
116. "What's she milking in there?" Hello fellow weirdos, step inside our dungeon door, but prepare yourself for the unearthly oddities lurking with in, there they are, just sitting on a sofa and conversing with gerbils. Oh boy, do we have a fun episode for you this week listener. Jamie has been reliving his childhood by reading Batman comics and watching wrestling, and the maim feature is Robert Eggers debut movie; The Witch. Typically this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and ranting that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of enjoyment out of it, if you do, why not leave a friendly comment below? Doesn't cost anything. Thanks cackling cronies! #thevvitch #absolutebatman #royalrumble
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5 months ago
1 hour 32 minutes 25 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
May / Terrifier 3 / More on Joker: Folie a Deux
115. "Cujo was obvious." Happy Samhain trick or treaters! Or Halloween for the normies! Welcome back to the pumpkin strewn, bat flappy Betamax Dungeon. This episode, there is more chit chat on the new Joker movie (spoilers skip to 24:42), Jamie has watched the splattery Terrifier 3 at the local flea pit (spoilers skip to 32:00) Mark has watched Dracula on a cruise movie; The Last Voyage of the Demeter (spoilers skip to 37:09) and the maim feature this week, is the Halloween themed, twisted character study; May from 2002. As usual, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend or irritate. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment anyway, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks dude, Happy Halloween! #May #jokerfolieadeux #terrifier3 #lastvoyageofthedemeter
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6 months ago
1 hour 37 minutes 56 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Trick / The Substance / Cuckoo / Joker: Folie a Deux
114. "He's clearly trying to swing a heavy object into my head." A spooky time indeed! You can almost smell the pumpkin spiced lattes in the air listener, as the dungeon duo start to get into a Halloween state of mind. Its another bumper episode for your fun loving lug holes, as this week Jamie and Fortch discuss three new releases; Cuckoo (spoilers skip 3:30 to 11:54), The Substance (spoilers skip 12:38 to 27:50) and Joker: Folie a Deux (spoilers skip 29:00 to 39:05). The maim feature is the Halloween themed slasher; Trick. I'm sorry, but as usual, this podcast contains swearing, rudeness and heavy opinions that could annoy, irritate or offend. Let's hope you get a kick outta it anyway, if you do, please leave a comment or give us a good rating! Thanks monstro! #trick #thesubstance #cuckoo #jokerfolieadeux #thefuries
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6 months ago
1 hour 31 minutes 57 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Revenge Of The Ninja
113. "Were they trying to boil her in a bath?" Boom! Another ninja kick to the face! How do listener, welcome to the action packed Betamax Dungeon. This episode sees the dungeon duo discuss upcoming releases, The Substance and Terrifier 3, Mark has been watching The Penguin TV show and the maim feature is violent, early 80s ninja movie; Revenge of the Ninja. As usual, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and general stupidity that could irritate or offend. Hope you enjoy it regardless, if you do, please leave a nice comment, all feedback is appreciated. Thanks listener. #revengeoftheninja #thesubstance #terrifier3 #thepenquin
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6 months ago
1 hour 29 minutes 58 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
The Relic / Rebel Ridge
112. "Broadcasting live from Chippenham's historic radial gate!" Greetings once again from the darkside, thanks for joining us listener. This episode; Jamie attempts to boost local tourism and casts unwarranted doubt on the moon landing, Mark has been watching Rebel Ridge on Netflix and the maim feature is museum based monster movie; The Relic. The dungeon doofs had a lot of fun revisiting this 90s gem, we hope you do too. As always, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and nonsense conspiracy theories that could confuse, irritate or offend. Hope you get a kick out of it anyway, if you do, please leave an encouraging comment or share us with a friend! Thanks cheeky chops. #rebelridge #therelic
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6 months ago
1 hour 16 minutes 40 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Night Of The Comet / Django Unchained
111. "Who owns the birds in the sky Jamie?" Whaddup Fright fans, welcome back to the spooky ass Betamax Dungeon! We've got another scintillating episode for you this week, Mark has been rewatching Django Unchained whilst revealing a possibly illegal hunger for duck, while Jamie has the price of cod, and general pet safety on his mind. The maim feature is under seen, 80s apocalypse movie; Night of the Comet. As ever, this podcast contains swearing, drunken opinions and general idiocy that could irritate or offend. Hope you enjoy it anyway, if you do, please leave a comment or maybe share with a friend. Thanks listeners. #nightofthecomet #djangounchained
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7 months ago
1 hour 19 minutes 35 seconds

Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon
Friends and fellow nerds Mark Fortune and Jamie Ball drunkenly discuss and mis-remember a wide range of pop culture