AND WE ARE BACK! Season 3 kicks off with Bug and Matt catching up on their names, their goals, and of course, their favorite party tricks.
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Prompt: "Not Guilty Anymore"
----Bug's Song-----
Title: Guilty Verdict
Additional Challenge: "Party Trick"
Lyrics:
Congratulations
Gimme your hand and let me shake it
A signature is all it takes, an engraving on the dotted line
and then you've made it
Turn on the news, kid
Everyone's got their eyes on you, kid
You'll get the credit for producing this, in truth,
all I did was introduce it... the rest is you, kid
You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it
that shit hit me like a guilty verdict
Good news, you tell me I deserve it but
I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this
So have your way, then
I'll take the money and the fame, then
This is what happens when you're waiting on your break
and no one tells you when to say "when"
And if I lose it
I have no way to reproduce it
Just watch me crawling back to you, sit back
I'll ask for second chances you'll refuse it
The rest was you, kid
You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it
that shit hit me like a guilty verdict
Good news, you tell me I deserve it but
I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this
I made a deal with the devil
I meant what I said when I said I'd do anything
Didn't think we'd make it as far we did
armed with our party tricks, all that we're carrying
I made a deal with the devil
I meant what I said when I said I'd do anything
Too late for take-backs or arguments
once you have started it, take it and bury it
You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it
that shit hit me like a guilty verdict
Good news, you tell me I deserve it but
I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this
---- Matt's Song -----
Title: Pardon Me
Additional Challenge: Last Line == First Line
Lyrics:
I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done
(I guess) I got a little carried away
Everybody's done it, got their gun and gone to congress
Tried to overthrow democracy
Don't act like it's a big deal
It was just a party baby, hardly anybody was killed
Treason isn't treason when you do it badly
So how about a solid from daddy
Pardon me
Pardon me
I won't ever do it again
Probably
I mean no guarantees
Yes I learned my lesson, I guess you'll always pardon me
Say good boy and pat my bum
That was just a goof, a gaffe, a blunder, and a good dry run
I swear that I will love and serve, honour and obey thee
So How's about a favour for baby
Pardon me
Pardon me
I won't ever do it again
Probably
I mean no guarantees
Yes I learned my lesson, I guess
The best defense is a president
Who let's us get away with whatever we please
Pardon me
I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done