"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
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"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
Fuck It Friday Episode 134 The Games Will Never End
J & J People Are The Worst
36 minutes 11 seconds
11 months ago
Fuck It Friday Episode 134 The Games Will Never End
Have you ever just gotten sick to the end of wanting to impress people with lies about you?
Are you ready to be who you are and let someone love you for the piece of shit human you are?
GREAT we can help you!
Call 1 1800-Get-Bent and for the low low price of $299.99 + travel and expenses *price subject to change on a whim*, Jay and I can come and give you a full assessment as to what's wrong with you and why the opposite sex won't touch your no-no square!
BUT if you don't the funds, just say so... GO ahead and listen to the episode and it's kinda like the same thing. But not really!
J & J People Are The Worst
"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
