"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
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"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
You may have your finger on the pulse of society, but society has it's boot on your neck, and it's fingers in every single pie you've got. Do you ever feel like you're being watched? You are. Not by somebody in person, unless you're just lucky like that. But, there are multitudes of people who could each give an accurate account of every single move you've made in a day, and you've never met any of them. A statement like that would have been conspiracy theory territory less than 10 years ago. Now, it's just common knowledge, and everybody just seems A-okay with the shit! Oh well, enjoy the electronic cuffs everybody!! Big Brother can suck a big old fat one.
J & J People Are The Worst
"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
