"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
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"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
The "Happy Games", huh? I can tell you, a lot more people would probably be happier with them if there were less kiddie diddlers, and less domestic abuse between men and women in a "competitive" boxing ring. The open ceremony was strange, but I didn't really care about it other than the ballbag that was less than 3 feet away from a child's face. More than just a little bit of a problem there, just my two cents. Oh well, it is a nice change of pace to be openly patriotic for the USA, without being accused of being a far-right sexist homophobic racist awful, awful man. So, yay! Live it up, everybody. We'll be back to regularly scheduled bullshit in less than 2 weeks.
J & J People Are The Worst
"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain".
-Morpheus
That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end.
Signed,
A real motherfucker
(According to Jenn)
