Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys

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It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

Luis Magalhães

8 episodes

5 days ago

Ever blamed the piano for your mistakes? So have I. Welcome to It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!, the chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged podcast where classical music meets some sort of darkness. Hosted by concert pianist Luis Whatever, this show dives into the quirks, disasters, and genius of the classical music world—one ridiculous episode at a time.

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Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys

It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

11 minutes 37 seconds

9 months ago

Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys

EPISODE 2: “Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys”

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🔥WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS EXTREME PIANIST PSYCHOLOGY, UNHINGED PRACTICE ROOM CHAOS, AND AT LEAST THREE FAKE PHARMACEUTICALS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.🔥

🎶 Why do pianists spendhours repeating the same four bars, only to forget them mid-concert? Why do wedevelop full-blown existential crises over a single fingering decision? Why does every pianist have at leastone catastrophic pre-concert bathroom story? And most importantly—WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS?

Join me as weunravel the psychological mysteries of pianists, explorethe horrors of the practice room, and relivethe five stages of musical suffering (Excitement → Confusion → Despair → Reckless Abandon → Delusion).

AND, as always, this episode isproudly sponsored byFERMATAMERDE 500—because when your concert program is insonata form, but your intestines are inpresto agitato, you need professional help.

🎧Listen now for pianistic chaos, questionable mental stability, and a brief moment of self-promotion where I demand that you pre-save my upcoming album (because I suffered for it, and so should you).

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