Welcome to Episode 8 of It’s Not Me, It’s The Piano!—the only classical music podcast brave enough to ask, “What is a fugue, and should I get tested for it?”

In this musical fever dream, host Luis drags you through 800 years of music history with the grace of a harpsichord falling down a flight of stairs. From Gregorian monks humming into stone walls, to Romantic composers emotionally combusting into full orchestras, to Schoenberg reinventing music as a form of psychological warfare—this is your crash course in classical music, for people who don’t have the patience, pretension, or PhDs.

🎙️ Come for the jokes, stay for the sudden existential crisis about whether anyone actually knows what counterpoint is.

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