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It Sucks To Be You
William Moore
25 episodes
1 week ago
What happens when an AI is confidently, brilliantly, and hilariously wrong? This week, we peel back the curtain on the absurd fabrications of Large Language Models. From inventing the saying "Never put a tiger in a Michelin-star kitchen" to genuinely recommending food banks as must-see tourist spots, discover how AI's unwavering certainty creates pure digital comedy. Get ready to laugh and cringe as we explore why we humans often fall for these digital delusions, proving that sometimes, even ...
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What happens when an AI is confidently, brilliantly, and hilariously wrong? This week, we peel back the curtain on the absurd fabrications of Large Language Models. From inventing the saying "Never put a tiger in a Michelin-star kitchen" to genuinely recommending food banks as must-see tourist spots, discover how AI's unwavering certainty creates pure digital comedy. Get ready to laugh and cringe as we explore why we humans often fall for these digital delusions, proving that sometimes, even ...
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Episodes (20/25)
It Sucks To Be You
The Machine That Knew Everything (except what was true)
What happens when an AI is confidently, brilliantly, and hilariously wrong? This week, we peel back the curtain on the absurd fabrications of Large Language Models. From inventing the saying "Never put a tiger in a Michelin-star kitchen" to genuinely recommending food banks as must-see tourist spots, discover how AI's unwavering certainty creates pure digital comedy. Get ready to laugh and cringe as we explore why we humans often fall for these digital delusions, proving that sometimes, even ...
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1 week ago
9 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Physics Doesn't Care
Think you can outsmart gravity or brave a crash without a seatbelt? This episode cuts through the dangerous myths around seatbelt denial, from the "ejection theory" to the belief you can "brace yourself" against a two-ton vehicle. We dive into the tragically ironic consequences, sharing a real-life story so stark it proves physics truly doesn't care about your personal beliefs or "freedom rallies." Prepare for a sobering, yet darkly humorous, reminder that sometimes, the greatest freedom is t...
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2 weeks ago
6 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Five Spectacular Ways to Remove Yourself from the Gene Pool
Welcome to another side-splitting episode of "It Sucks To Be You," where we celebrate humanity's most spectacular failures! Today we're diving into five true stories of men whose unwavering confidence was only matched by their complete disconnection from basic reality.Based on Jacob Wilkins' brilliant Medium article, we bring you the tales of:A famous footballer who thought celebrity status was bulletproofA skydiving instructor who forgot the ONE thing that keeps skydivers aliveA DIY daredevi...
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1 month ago
15 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
The Human Lawn Darts
Why do we keep trying to fly when the laws of physics are so stubbornly clear? Dive into humanity's most jaw-dropping, and often utterly brainless, attempts at defying gravity. From legendary rocket-chair rides in ancient China to modern-day 'homemade astronauts' fueled by Flat Earth theories, discover the profound incompetence, extreme confidence, and tragic results of aspiration meeting annihilation. It turns out the line between daring innovation and becoming a human lawn dart is surprisin...
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2 months ago
7 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Killed By Arrogance: The Negative IQ Hall of Fame
Join Alex and Ben on "It Sucks To Be You" as they induct three "legends of Negative IQ" into their hall of fame. Discover the mind-boggling true stories of Franz Reichelt, the "Flying Tailor" who defied physics with a parachute suit; William Huskisson, the politician whose VIP status couldn't save him from a train; and Stockton Rush, the OceanGate CEO who prioritized "innovation" over safety, leading to catastrophic results. This episode dissects spectacular failures, proving that confidence ...
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3 months ago
10 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Tesla Robotaxis: When 'Next Month' Finally Arrives (And Immediately Drives Into Oncoming Traffic)
Remember when we said Tesla's robotaxis would never actually launch? Well, we were WRONG! They launched in Austin on June 22nd with a whopping 10 cars... and immediately started breaking traffic laws on camera! Join Alex and Ben as they dive into the spectacular reality of Tesla's "fully autonomous" taxis that drive in the wrong lane, drop passengers off in intersections, and panic-brake at parked police cars. From NHTSA investigations to an 8% stock price INCREASE despite the chaos, this epi...
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4 months ago
6 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
FLAT EARTH CRUISE: The Journey to Nowhere – And Other Confident Idiocies
Join Alex and Ben on "It Sucks To Be You" as they set sail on the most ridiculous voyage in human history: the Flat Earth Cruise! Discover the mind-bending irony of conspiracy theorists attempting to prove the Earth is flat using the very technology—like GPS and modern navigation—that only works because the Earth is ROUND! From the Flat Earth International Conference's planned 2020 cruise relying on spherical Earth navigation to the "Final Experiment" in Antarctica where Flat Earthers witness...
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4 months ago
9 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Quack Attack: When 'Miracle Cures' Get You Killed
Alex and Ben dive headfirst into the toxic vat of medical history's WORST ideas! From Clark Stanley's theatrical (and snake-free) rattlesnake oil to Jim Humble's 'Miracle Mineral Solution' (spoiler: it's BLEACH that KILLS people!), the boys explore how con artists have been peddling poison for profit for centuries. Get ready for Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous jade eggs, Alex Jones's lead-laced 'vitality' supplements, and the shocking truth about REAL snake oil. If you thought sticking rocks in yo...
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5 months ago
10 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Quack Attack: When 'Miracle Cures' Get You Killed
Alex and Ben dive headfirst into the toxic vat of medical history's WORST ideas! From Clark Stanley's theatrical (and snake-free) rattlesnake oil to Jim Humble's 'Miracle Mineral Solution' (spoiler: it's BLEACH that KILLS people!), the boys explore how con artists have been peddling poison for profit for centuries. Get ready for Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous jade eggs, Alex Jones's lead-laced 'vitality' supplements, and the shocking truth about REAL snake oil. If you thought sticking rocks in yo...
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5 months ago

It Sucks To Be You
No License, ALL CAPS: Sovereign Citizens vs. The Speed Limit
This episode, Alex and Ben tackle the absurd world of sovereign citizens — self-declared legal experts who think their car is a personal embassy and speed limits are just suggestions. Expect: 📦 Homemade license plates 🗣️ "I AM TRAVELING!" screamed at confused cops 📜 Legal reasoning straight from a 1998 forum And a whole lot of courtroom chaos. If you believe a driver’s license is tyranny... Yeah, it DEFINITELY Sucks To Be You. 😅 🎧 Listen now: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1DbuGBsfRlFZEGYVR...
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5 months ago

It Sucks To Be You
No License, ALL CAPS: Sovereign Citizens vs. The Speed Limit
This episode, Alex and Ben tackle the glorious absurdity of 'sovereign citizens' – the champions of confidence who believe traffic laws are for little people and their car is a personal embassy on wheels. Get ready for tales of homemade license plates, shouting 'I AM TRAVELING' at bewildered cops, and the kind of legal 'reasoning' that always ends in a spectacular faceplant with the law. If you think your car is an independent nation and a driver's license is tyranny, well... It DEFINITELY Su...
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5 months ago
6 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Ecce Homo to Ecce Mono: The Glorious Failure of Monkey Jesus
Alex and Ben dive headfirst into the art world's most beloved disaster! Join us as we unravel the hilarious and heartwarming story of Cecilia Giménez, the 80-year-old amateur whose "restoration" of the Ecce Homo fresco in Borja, Spain, transformed Jesus into the internet-famous "Monkey Jesus" (or "Potato Jesus!"). Discover how good intentions and house paint led to an international meme, an unexpected tourist boom that saved a town, and even an opera! It's a tale of spectacular failure, accid...
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5 months ago

It Sucks To Be You
Ecce Homo to Ecce Mono: The Glorious Failure of Monkey Jesus
Alex and Ben dive headfirst into the art world's most beloved disaster! Join us as we unravel the hilarious and heartwarming story of Cecilia Giménez, the 80-year-old amateur whose "restoration" of the Ecce Homo fresco in Borja, Spain, transformed Jesus into the internet-famous "Monkey Jesus" (or "Potato Jesus!"). Discover how good intentions and house paint led to an international meme, an unexpected tourist boom that saved a town, and even an opera! It's a tale of spectacular failure, accid...
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5 months ago
6 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Harold Camping: The Prophet Who Cried Apocalypse (Repeatedly)
This week on "It Sucks To Be You," Alex and Ben dive into the hilariously tragic tale of Harold Camping — the radio evangelist who made a career out of predicting the end of the world… and failing spectacularly. From 1994 to the infamous May 21, 2011, Camping used biblical numerology (aka bad math) to convince thousands that doomsday was near. Spoiler: it wasn’t. 💸 Billboards. 💥 Millions spent. 😳 Lives upended. It’s a divine comedy of errors you don’t want to miss. 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https:...
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5 months ago

It Sucks To Be You
Harold Camping: The Prophet Who Cried Apocalypse (Repeatedly)
This week on "It Sucks To Be You," Alex and Ben dive into the hilariously tragic tale of Harold Camping, the radio evangelist who turned predicting the end of the world into an art form... of failure! From 1994 to the infamous May 21, 2011, Camping used "biblical numerology" (aka terrible math) to convince thousands the sky was falling. Spoiler: it wasn't. Join us as we unpack the billboards, the millions spent, the lives upended, and the sheer audacity of a man who just couldn't get his doom...
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5 months ago
6 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Negative IQ Investing: Humanity's Greatest Hits of Greed
Prepare for peak Negative IQ colliding with peak bank accounts (that then vanish into thin air). Alex and Ben return on It Sucks To Be You to dissect financial scandals so ridiculous… even historians are still laughing. We’re talking: 🌷 Tulip Mania – mortgaging houses for flowers 🕴️ Bernie Madoff’s decades-long Ponzi scheme 🧪 Theranos and its non-existent blood tech 💻 The wild, ever-evolving world of crypto scams If you enjoy tales of financial face-plants and the spectacularly gullible side ...
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5 months ago

It Sucks To Be You
Negative IQ Investing: Humanity's Greatest Hits of Greed
Prepare for peak Negative IQ meeting peak bank accounts (that then disappear!). Alex and Ben are back on "It Sucks To Be You" to dissect "Financial Scandals," where financial 'geniuses' convinced millions to invest in schemes SO obvious, historians are STILL laughing. We're talking Tulip Mania (mortgaging houses for flowers!), Bernie Madoff's decades-long Ponzi scheme, Theranos's non-existent blood tech, and the ever-evolving world of crypto scams. If you enjoy tales of financial face-plan...
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5 months ago
8 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
AI-Pocalypse Now: When Robots Lie & Humans Believe
Welcome to the digital dumpster fire! On this episode of It Sucks To Be You, Alex and Ben dive into: "Negative IQ in the Digital Age – When Robots Lie and Humans Believe!" We’re exposing the perfect storm of AI hallucinations + human gullibility: ⚖️ Lawyers citing fake court cases 💊 Therapists recommending non-existent drugs 💸 CNET publishing AI-generated financial nonsense It’s a full-blown technological train wreck—and we’re riding it all the way through! 🚂💥 🎧 Listen now on Spotify: https:/...
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5 months ago

It Sucks To Be You
AI-Pocalypse Now: When Robots Lie & Humans Believe
Welcome to the digital dumpster fire! On this episode of "It Sucks To Be You," Alex and Ben dive into "Negative IQ in the Digital Age: When Robots Lie and Humans Believe!" We're exposing the perfect storm of AI hallucinations and the gullible humans who fall for them. From lawyers citing ChatGPT's completely fabricated court cases to therapists recommending non-existent drugs, and CNET publishing AI-generated financial advice that's just plain wrong – it's a technological train wreck! Join us...
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5 months ago
12 minutes

It Sucks To Be You
Self-Driving Cars: The Future That's Always "Next Month!"
Buckle up for a wild ride on It Sucks To Be You as Alex and Ben navigate the traffic jam of terrible predictions surrounding self-driving cars! We’re diving into the world of tech pundits and CEOs (hello, Elon 👋) who’ve been promising robotic taxis and hands-free commuting “next year” since 2014. Now, the deadline is “NEXT MONTH!” – for real this time... they swear! 😅 From Teslas mistaking the moon for a traffic light to Cruise cars dragging pedestrians, join us as we explore the BILLIONS be...
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5 months ago

It Sucks To Be You
What happens when an AI is confidently, brilliantly, and hilariously wrong? This week, we peel back the curtain on the absurd fabrications of Large Language Models. From inventing the saying "Never put a tiger in a Michelin-star kitchen" to genuinely recommending food banks as must-see tourist spots, discover how AI's unwavering certainty creates pure digital comedy. Get ready to laugh and cringe as we explore why we humans often fall for these digital delusions, proving that sometimes, even ...