Welcome to the new Internet Hate Machine expanded universe! We explain where we've been, talk banning memes and share two nice things. Further information on those important memes • Gabriel Gundacker's 'zendaya Is meechee': https://twitter.com/gabegundacker/status/1043666739274252288?lang=en • Yuki the seal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/yuki-seal-video/ • Bongo Cat: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/09/the-bongo-cat-meme-is-our-light-in-the-darkness.html Credits • New theme by Evan Munro-Smith • Fresh graphics by Peader Thomas • Short clip of music from 'The Price Is Right Ending Credits' (YouTube) Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

The Hate Machine is going on a bit of a break after this episode but we'll be back soon! Before then, Bec and Chris talk through their fave times tables, if it's time to delete your Facebook, why you probably shouldn't change your name to Dr Spectre, never hearing annoying sites ever again and all the hot air surrounding hairdryer chicken. Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod The track Bossa Nova by Simon Mathewson is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License.

A zippy little pod this week as Bec makes her way through a maxi popcorn chicken, Chris craves the ability to switch between Twitter accounts, we talk tweetdecking (apologies for the loose definition), verification, the only words you should be able to say on Twitter, we offer up not the Bitcoin report, discuss WiFi mouse traps and plan a night out on Airtasker! Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

This week Chris and Bec create an audio minefield of horrors for you to try and get through! Clicking! Gross feet! Big eggs! Steamed hams! Russian propoganda propoganda! NEXT!!! Here's the link to the expertly crafted 'Steamed Clams Inc.' by NPCarlsson: https://youtu.be/aRsOBFhNjVM Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

This week Bec and Chris finally give the people what they want with their Board Game Corner™, discuss the PM's internet, Facebook recognition, Google deleting your account, you deleting your Vero account and we bring you another lewd worst take. Apologies again for the lateness on this one, we're going to try to get back to your regularly scheduled podcast uploading soon. Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Neighbuzz host Vaya Pashos joins us for our big 4-0! We talk tumbling around in Tumblr, hear the most wholesome internet entrance ever, what it's like to win podcast awards, why Kony ruined everything, ask if you're feeling lucky greenie punks, discuss spiders, Fergie, bitcoin again for some reason and we give you both a faith-based worst take and a wintery best one. Apologies for the late delivery on this episode, you know how it is. Love Vaya on social media! • https://twitter.com/VayaPashos • https://www.facebook.com/neighbuzzpod • https://twitter.com/neighbuzzpod Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

COME ON, GUYS. IT'S TIME TO PHAST. We teach you how to see the world beyond your phone, mention the name 'Logan Paul' for the last time, possibly give a bad explanation of Discord, Bec speaks earnestly about Facebook killing comedy, Chris reveals why he's unemployable and we give you a wide range of beautiful and unique takes. Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Please, bring your bug spray, this episode is hella bugged. We talk shitty,shitty free wi-fi, the fake news media, non-existent lady Doritos, video stores disappearing, Facebook disappearing, Bitcoin disappearing and we bring you an R rated worst take that unfortunately doesn't disappear. Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Look, I'm just going to shout the contents of this episode at you: POISON POTATOES! NIGHTMARE FUEL! WII SHOP MUSIC (IT'S ACTUALLY THE MII CHANNEL MUSIC, SORRY)! LOGAN PAUL AGAIN FOR SOME REASON! FERRY MCFERRYFACE! THE SHORTYS! A TERRIBLE APP! DEEPFAKE! THE BEC-COIN REPORT! WORST TAKE! SHOWER RAT! THANK-YOU FOR READING! If you're ever in crisis and need someone to talk to, there are a lot of helplines there to listen. You can find a number in your area here: http://ibpf.org/resource/list-international-suicide-hotlines Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Chris and Bec talk distracting things, racist memes, whether the changing of a certain date is on the horizon, why you shouldn't trademark social justice movements, the cursed Bitcoin Report returns, we work through some Facebook themed worst takes and then chow down on some 'Tide Pods' thought nuggets. Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

The hate machine roars to life for another glorious year of internet trash. Meet the new Chris in the new year, we sing the Ballad of Logan Paul, find out why Milkshake Duck is the word, slowly edge towards becoming a Pixelated Boat recap podcast, sit around during Snapchat story time, plus regular excellent segments the Bitcoin Report and Worst Take return! If you're ever in crisis and need someone to talk to, there are a lot of helplines there to listen. You can find a number in your area here: http://ibpf.org/resource/list-international-suicide-hotlines Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Grab your festive pitchfork and shake it the tune of an eternally looping Jingle Bells remix - it's the last IHM of 2017! We celebrate Twitter Purgemas, the Pope, fixing Facebook with more Facebook, Net Neutrality, YouTube 2017, Bitcoin again for some reason, a yuletide worst take and we conclude with a small breakdown over Christmas lights. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Get your hate hat on and your hate shoes, it's time to hop into the machine again! We bring you the very latest information on bitcoin, wrap-up the best thing to happen on the internet this year, join the Cat Person commentary, discuss the vortex of social media licensing, bring you some primo worst takes and talk Wikipedia guilt trips. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Hello haters! (is that what we call you? Sorry if you hate it but at the same time that fits) This week we weather the storm of social media reactions, find a potential explanation for Donald Trump's Twitter and question the motivations behind a very bad worst take. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

A short pod is a good pod and a short bird pod is the greatest pod of all! We revel in the horror of someone calling you on Facebook Messenger and our two hosts clash over the Australian #BirdOfTheYear. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

For our big 3-0 we are graced by the presence of internet celebrity and excellent human Mr. Nick Mason! We discuss podcast making, slow listening, whether there are just too many darn comic book adaptations, internet criticism, reveal who we are shills for, talk Twitter's ever expanding character count, Facebook asking for nudes pls, scooping up tweets and we bring you the worst take on a great day. Love Maso on social media! • https://twitter.com/wikipediabrown • https://www.facebook.com/planetbcasting/ • https://twitter.com/TheWeeklyPlanet Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Try and use your Super Mario Odyssey brain to listen to IHM EP 29! We take a walk through the complexities of New Donk City, discuss how we all know the Lube Mobile Kid (don't @ us), find out some Spoopy Twitter names, provide clarifying statements, revel in the horrors of social media managing and Chris provides some truly horrible worst takes. Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

One of the Two in the Think Tank Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall joins us in the Hate Machine this week as we bring you the very latest in internet bullshit! Al reveals his secret hacker identity, explains why he lists everything, we ask if it’s the end of edgelords, find out what Reddit wants, kick the fibre to the curb, discuss our YouTube Red dreams, talk teens and let you in on a male secret. Love Alasdair on social media! • http://twitter.com/alasdairtb • https://www.facebook.com/TwoInTheThinkTank • https://twitter.com/twointank Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Chris and Bec give you the top secret instructions on how to join Twitter's unverified club, explain why Wi-Fi getting hacked is good for the children and discuss the effects of the #MeToo campaign. (In case you want to avoid it: discussion of sexual harassment between 15:24 and 21:06) Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod

Bec and Chris try to spread #DemPosVibes, talk mainlining Neighbours, shout-out to some hard working internet weirdos, respect the online contact forms, find the sauce of this week's stupidity and provide a particularly dank worst take. Listen to us on Neighbuzz here: http://neighbuzzpod.com/neighbuzz-ep-80-a-hucks-on-both-your-houses-w-internet-hate-machine/ Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod