Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent: Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)The Epstein Files just keep on giving if only they existed which they DO NOT!Grandpa Trump thinks he won the FIFA Club World CupPlus, the Aussie Cricket Team runs wild in Jamaica as Jackie Mason fails again. Could Pam Blondi be the answer at the t...

Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?: The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, they never did, don't f....g push it ok?Plus, Red Bull sacks Christian Horner! - 'Drive to...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy TrialAustralia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after plea deal lunch at accused's placeJeff Bezos' One-Click Wedding! - Please no naked flame near Lauren SanchezOrigin III: Decider! Can Hornsby Hornbags finally beat the Gold Coast DDs?Plus, finally, The Breeding Habits of the Sundarbans - A Heron Will Ri...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way In Sport - it's The Attack of the Killer LunchboxPlus TRUMP'S REVIEW OF INSTANT EXPERTS!And so much more! - NATO's 'Mad' Rutte's Daddy fetish! Inner West Karen: back to put the "She" in Beersheba! Just cos Trump never made peace don't mean he don't get no Nobel Peace Prize! Somehow, ...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continuesTrump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause'Save the Illegal Immigrants!' - Who I deported (Also Trump)And so very much more! Like Henry at Lord’s for the cricket with Mick Jagger, The Williams of Orange and Our Episode Special Guest MAYE MUSK! (Elon's mum, but careful she's sensitive about it). Plus guns in Minnesota se...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of paleIsrael and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?Music legend Sly Stone takes his bat, his ball & Brian Wilson back to the Everlasting PavilionAnd so much more! Like the hairy-headed gent, who ran amok in Kent; the sports coach sacked for winning, and a short history of California (hint: it's in Spanis...

Send us a text here! Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Time). Everything else will be the same: the mistakes, the apologies for last week's mistakes, the appalling language, the recurring characters desperately shoehorned back in, and as ever, the closing audio pieces of specious relevanc...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!Moronic Marjorie Taylor Greene declares war on rival vegetables! Cricket-Loving Henry Lee turns scalper as other fans' dreams turns to Ashes!Plus Getting through US airport immigration - The tips you cannot afford to hear; The inside scoop on Mead; and The r...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by Nats and LibsUS House Republicans pass signature bills “Lock up the Chicos”, “Would You Like A Pardon With That?” and “Death to the Poor!”Aussie maths genius Terence Tao in shock cage match with Henry VII and WWE's Rhea RipleyAnd so much more! Including The Pope’s narrow escape, The Honk’s excellent Melbourne adventure, yet another heartfelt voicem...

Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want to see third parties (aka Libs don’t go with Nats at Sussan)Habeas shot in the Corpus by dog-killer Kristi GnomeDonald Trump Jr has stage 5 stupid and it’s terminal And so much more! Including The Honk’s own surprise Presidential push, Wests Tigers’ latest fumble, fan voicemail from Instagram fave @DepressedTigersFan, and yet more heartbreak from ...

Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: It's leg day AND chest day as the US Constitution gets an all over workoutThe last Australian Liberal Party MP narrowly elects herself leaderOur beloved Wests Tigers footy team fake their Premiership credentialsPlus Erik The Viking's beautiful message to us, Ghana's slightly less beautiful message to Queensland, Toto's Bobby Kimball wanted for murder at the Kansas State Fair, and so much more! In the podcast ...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest HatAussie PM enjoys biggest election win since Pope Sixtus VIIndia plays Pakistan, but not at cricket - and an Englishman is to blame And so much more! - including The Honk’s birthday musings, Henry’s electoral exclusion and Mexico’s regards to Trump’s mother. In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots: your hosts Henry Le...

Send us a text here! In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Stephen Miller’s Dungeon or Pete Hegseth’s Den? Henry & Honk’s Holiday Highlights! Bondi Rescue -- Is 'Our Pam' on Fentanyl or just her Math?Trump v Xi Part III -- Will Donna Martin graduate? Will Becky win back Chad?All this plus Vance’s Vatican Vamoose, Daniels’ Stormy Back Catalogue and The World’s Most Boring Election! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots -- specifi...

Send us a text With hosts Henry Lee & The Honk suddenly out of mobile range on their one-way fact-finding tour of El Salvador courtesy of US Immigration, it’s time to celebrate the Greatest Hits of The World’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons (so far). All your favourite moments are here: Donald Trump — 245% not backing down on tariffs he 9% understandsUsha Vance — seeking sexual asylum in the arms of Greenland’s Erik The VikingElon Musk — spirit more broken than his penile implantDiego the Ve...

Send us a text In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons: China built the Wall, and Trump’s gonna pay for it -- Industrial policy in the age of idiotsThe Rule of Law on tour -- Habeas Corpus enjoys the sensual delights of a Salvadoran prisonThe Stawell Gift vs. Wrestlemania -- Will the new champ be John Cena, Cody Rhodes or The Madagascan Steamroller?And so much more - Including The Return of Diego The Venezuelan Gang Parrot! All proudly presented by President BJ Bu...

Send us a text In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons: 1. When the Dow hits the floor like a drunk hits the door, that’s Navarro 2. When Texans are horny but the law is quite thorny, that’s bizarro 3. When the parrot’s in jail, and the snake venom fails, that’s a bummer 4. When the shower’s got power, and Magnum's an hour, that’s yo’ Mama And so much more! - including The Honk and Henry's smackdown in the bagel shop. Is the great love story over? In the comedy podcast ...

Send us a text By popular demand, Bonus Ep with 10% more tariff-y crooks, f*ckwits and morons: Vietnam enlists seal-infested Heard Island in the fight for free tradeCongresswoman Lauren Boebert battles the 'Hands-Off' movement head-onKiller Norfolk Island tariffs explained - they're 29% crazier than you thinkAnd so much more! Including the pending break-up of Musky and The Donald, and both highlights from the Australian election campaign. In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, ...

Send us a text On this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits and morons: Bonfire of the Benjamins — Trump’s brilliant tariff plan smokes trillionsOperation Arctic Thor – Usha Vance enjoys some global warming Is the Honk smarter than a 5th Grader? Not when it comes to footy And so much more — including listener Angry Andy and the return of Erik The Viking! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Lee & The Honk Saying hi? Email...

Send us a text In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons: DefSec Pete drunk dials The Atlantic, mistakes it for the PacificTiger Woods and BJ Vance both chase Second LadiesEven George Foreman can beat Carlton, while Wests Tigers march to gloryAnd so much more! — including the worst song in history (hint: it's about Elon Musk) In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts —Henry Lee & The Honk Saying hi? Email: gday@instantexperts...

Send us a text In this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits & morons: Putin ceases fire in Ukraine!* — (*actual ceasefire not included)Total Recall! — Tesla cybertrucks, share price, CEO falling apartMaye Musk speaks! — what’s more manly than being defended by your mother? Our world exclusive interview! And so much more! — including Wests Tigers’ now unstoppable path to premiership glory! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. With your hosts — Henry Lee ...