Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse and there is no Big Brother and no Challenge so there are no podcast gods or masters! Only bullshit and Bravo. Tune in for 40 mins of us justifying watching hours of reality tv every week. And more, in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing all the Bravo ish since we are in that weird period of time when there is no Big Brother or Challenge on tv. Over in Jerz, fan of the franchise, Jennifer Aydin, continues to get what she deserves and we reluctantly side with Melisa. We're bored af with SLC so Cayleigh breaks down the difference between the public's response to Jen Shah and Eryka Jane. Also Meredith's outfit is giving us secondhand embarrassment. Oh and we also discuss the weekly Hofstra enrollment ad that is the OC all that and more in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are together in the doghouse, with a guest appearance by Snax! Big Brother is done, but we still talk about it for a minute, unlike Todrick - and Teddi. In the Bravoverse, everything about the Dubrows disgusts, and Meredith Marks' reunion look may (definitely) be worse than Julie Chen's finale DIY crochet look. Also catch up with Jersey and OC. All that and more, in the doghouse!
Cara and Cayleigh are back in The Doghouse and while there may have been nothing to celebrate on tonight's broadcast, we are celebrating the start of the Chenvez free season. Soon the spring will be here and with it hopes that CBS will breathe some life into this damn show by giving us what we really want--a likeable host. Meisha won, Todrick was the worst but Teddi was somehow more insufferable than everyone. Oh and Chris Kattan was there too. We just gained a whole bunch of hours back in our week so we will be back on that Bravo shit soon. Bonus Jersey and SLC content because we know what y'all love. See ya next time, in the doghouse. I'd rather have cauliflower ear than watch another CBB episode.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse, reluctantly catching y'all up on all this Big Brother ish since Shanna left the house. Basically everything is stupid so Miesha won the Veto, keeping the noms the same resulting in Carson got BB'd right in the a. We are still team Lamar which means he is probably out next, but maybe he can pull some ish out with some help from the aliens or with a spell from Shanna. All that and basically just that, seriously this was a short one, in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse catching you up on the hot mess that is CBB. We'll miss you Shanna, a true compQueen. Todrick has revealed himself to be the true super villain of the season, but is that worse than Miesha being a boring ass bully? Or Cynthia and Carson being dumb af? As much as we feel that Todd could really use this win in life, we are team Lamar because he's the only one who isn't garbage. Plus more pop culture references from when we were 12 or 18 who knows, time is not linear. All that and more in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse catching y'all up on the last three episodes. Miesha wins HOH again, Chris-Kattan self evicts the Chris Kirk self-backdoors. From too many Chris K's to no many Chris K's. Carson the current HOH seems to have fallen for the Miesha and Toddrick's bullshit and Cynthia definitely has. Todd and Miesha are currently on the block but a Shanna backdoor is a real possibility if homegirl can't summon some BB magic. Let's manifest another POV for Shanna. Plus bonus Fancy Pants sucks talk. All that and more in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse catching y'all up on NSYNC's big moves this week. Chris Kirk may have been the little bitch in his boyband but he is not taking Miesha's shit this HOH (did she mention she wants Carson gone?) Chris K. nom'd the other Chris K. (there can only be one) and his nemesis Marai. Shanna was clutch and won the POV keeping the noms intact. Despite Kattan's begging to be freed from the dark hell that is the BB House, everyone voted out Marai, giving Chenvez the opportunity to make another exit interview all about herself. We'll see if Carson's cake is enough to keep Kattan from self-evicting. Plus bonus Bravo content. All that plus charcuterie tips, in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back on their bullshit in time for CBB3 and we're catching ya up on the last three days. For starters, yes, Julie Chen looked stupid af. Did moLESter Moonvez put a zipper in that monochrome afghan blanket? As for the cast, we were concerned about the snoozefest but their ignorance of the game and overall messy gameplay has made it feel like anything can happen. The BB magic is back and we're talking 'bout it in the doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in this bitch wrapping up Spies, Lies and Allies, finally! This season has been going on forever and we are reclaiming that hour and a half back. CT and Kaycee edged out Tori and Kyle by ten seconds and it was still anti-climatic. Devin mostly embarrassed himself and held back Emy but I guess we should be proud of him for remembering 20 numbers. Congrats, loser. CT and Kaycee got to decide how to split up the milly, so they kept 400,000 each and graciously gave everyone else 50,000. Hopefully next season will have better editing. Over in All-Stars, TJ tosses the players a twist by putting them all in pairs of two, which is terrible news for Tyler . Over in Bravo we get deep about our hatred for Tom and Tom and resent agreeing with Katie, plus a whole lot more, in the doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse talking about the Challenges and all that shit. Tonight, Uncle CT (aka Chris if you are Devin), dazzled us with his footwork and Logan sabotaged himself by choosing to face-off with Emanuel in the lair. In the battle of Hot Jesus vs Sexy Dracula, Mother Romania pulled another W. The real winner was Cayleigh's spank bank though. Over in All-Stars, Dereck K pays for his pettiness and Cara hates Brad's beard. In the Bravoverse, OC (and Fancy Pants) is back to Cara's delight and everyone on VPR is still the worst all that and more in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back the Doghouse talking about The Challenges and all of that. On Spies, Lies and Allies, Devin the Douche continues to get too much camera time and Emy makes Romania, Dracula and her Uncle proud. On Allstars, Ayana shows herself to be petty and annoying and Derek K looks like an Arizona Iced Tea can. Plus Bravo and bonus music documentary commentary up in the Doghouse!
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse talking all things Challenge and all things wrong with it. First off, we are over these stupid movie tie-ins, no we don't want to see a Top Gun remake (Logan looks great in aviators though) but we loved the actual daily comp. Finally Sapphire gets a win, but they still lose a team member. Why won't they tell us why Ashley was deactivated? Since TJ won't tell us, listen to us speculate wildly. Over in All Stars, Teck gets naked again and TJ yells at a bunch of old people for being slow AF then throws some twists at them bitches: double elimination every week. It's going to be good y'all. In the Bravoverse SLC is finally giving us what we crave: anti-Italian propaganda, oh and the start of Jen's Shah-mazing legal issues. All that and more in the Doghouse
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse talking about The Challenge. Amanda continues to be the worst in a cast full of shit sandwiches, who is and who isn't a fishboy, and Cory's whack ass strategy. Of course hot white Jesus beat him. In the Bravoverse, Raquel encourages James to get help to quit being an asshole, but never gets to the real root of his problem - preworkout. Lala comes for Scheana, Scheana ignores red flags and Jesse Metcalfe makes an all-star appearance. Plus all the actual interesting Bev Hill shit since these four parters are for the birds.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse (not literally this time) and they're still trying to figure out how emerald is succeeding despite being stacked with boring losers, like Kaycee. After their lame ass win, shit goes down in the club, inspiring Alien Ass Emy to volunteer to go into the Lair once again, this time against Bettina, who she destroys. We'll miss that wild ass laugh, Bettina - that's about it. In the Bravoverse, Erika's still a monster, Altimers isn't a word and Jenny's husband deeply misunderstands Catholicism. The SLC are the worst. Plus Vandypumps and word on Cayleigh's latest poem. All that and more in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the actual Doghouse, and the dogs aren't thrilled about it. On The Challenge, Kyle fucks it up for Team Ruby, then fucks up Ed in the pole wrestle. On VPR, James Kennedy calls Max a seeyounexttuesday and Sandy continues to act like one. Bonus Halloween Kills content! We sat through Kyle's spooky bangs and spookier hands so you don't have to!
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse talking about the Challenge and slippery TJ's twists and tricks. Spoiler: No more pairs because now there are teams. Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire. For whatevs reason people seem to think Emerald is where it’s at but Josh and Devin are just not it in our opinion. Pricilla gets voted into the lair and challenges Ashley even though Amanda was right there, and lost for her foolishness. Over in Bevies we still hate Erika, and Rinna, and really everyone but Garcelle is a monster still. All that and bonus pickle talk, in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse talking about the Challenge, but first we do our best to decode the deeper meaning behind the food fights on VPR. If we agree that pre-workout is code for Adderall, wtf is chicken parmesan? Over at the Challenge, Cara is finally watching and is attracted to everyone, especially Cory's abs but she is already over TJ's trickery. We also dive into Housewives and Cayleigh's personal history of being cool. We'll have to take her at her word, all that and more in the Doghouse.
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse talking 'bout X's big win and celebrating the end of the BB season by ignoring the Chenvez. Kyland and his non-apology can fuck off, but Big D can suck it hard. Congratulations to Tiff on winning America's favorite Houseguest, we were always rooting for you. Thanks for a fun season but we are glad to have our lives back. Bonus Bravo content
Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse doing their best to make a boring ass episode seem watchable. The house plead their cases and the points get wilder as it goes on. X makes some solid points, Azah stretches a bit and Big D leaves no doubts that the D stands for Delusional. To the surprise of no one, especially Cayleigh, X had the stamina needed to ride the boat the best and longest, now Azah and D will have to go head to head in round 2. All that plus bonus Chenvez hate, in the Doghouse.