What happens when your ex keeps sending you money, your boyfriend disappears into afterparties, or your “open” relationship starts feeling more like an Olympic event in emotional regulation? This week, we’re diving into five confessions that live at the messy, magnetic intersection of ego, intimacy, and queer identity.

In this episode of Blayne It On Us, Sumner and Koaty unpack stories that hit a little too close to home — from the “Jealous Saint” who calls his anxiety enlightenment, to the guy who’s still texting his ex’s mom, to the Pride-goer who loves the community but hates the crowds. It’s a lineup of stories that remind us how queer relationships are rarely neat, often hilarious, and always human.

💸 A partner splitting everything 50/50 but ignoring the income gap.❤️‍🔥 A boyfriend who swears “it’s just dancing and vibes.”💭 A listener trying to come out not just to the world — but to himself.

Sumner brings the heart and psychology, Koaty brings the bite and brutal honesty. Together, they say what everyone’s thinking but no one admits: we’re all just trying to find balance between being enlightened, horny, and slightly emotionally unhinged.

💌 Got something to confess?Tell us your story anonymously at https://tally.so/r/mZro1o — no judgment, no names, just vibes.

Whether you’re the saint, the sinner, or somewhere between, this episode’s for you.

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