Chapters 17-19 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. It’s the FINALE of season 3! All the socks, snakes, and sexual innuendos have been leading to this very wet and very climatic conclusion of book 2. Leave your PPE, your oversized wands, and your dignity at the door - you’re going in the chamber with us and you’ll never be the same… Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 13-16 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. A mysterious new character has entered the story! But is he friend or foe? Did he have a fling with Hot-Dumbledore or frame Hagrid for Murder? Come scream in his pages, babes, and find out for yourself.  Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 10-12 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Harry seduces a snake. Hermione seduces Lockhart. Ron seduces Crabbe and Goyle. And Moaning Myrtle seduces literally everyone. Come drink the polyjuice potion and let’s get weird.  Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 7-9 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. This episode is crap full of tender-hearted wisdom, we sh*t you not. For five centuries a heavy burden has been brewing in Nearly Headless Nick, and now, with the help of Harry, his pain will be relieved. Don’t take the small things for granted, folks… Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 4-6 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Harry snorts some Floo Powder! Ginny practices her Wiz-Pop! Matthew McConaughey blocks platform 9 and 3/4! And Ron drowns a dirt baby! All aboard the flying car and full steam ahead! Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 1-3 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. There’s a new Daddy at the Dursley‘s and he is not to be trifled with! Hedwig finds a shocking new use for her tongue. A self deprecating house-elf warns of the dangers ahead. The Weasley bros yank hard! And Harry escapes Privet Drive in a flying car!  Welcome back to Improv on Tape and the wizarding world of Harry Potter! We missed you!

Chapters 28 & 29 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well, Book club, it’s the season finale and you’ll never guess who Grandpa Joe murders. If you thought we went off-the-rails before, then welcome to the flying elevator! Souls are promised to 473, Mike flies to Milan, and somehow we end up back at the Buckets’! The moral of the story: Life is 50/50. “Either everything matters or nothing matters.” Enjoy yourself! And Praise be to 473! Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 25-27 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The epic side-story of Mike Teavee and Grandpa Joe reaches a violent and TINY head. There's The Great Titanium Glass Elevator, The Television Room, and the creation of the most horrible abomination of science since Frankenstein’s monster. Have the Gary's gone too far with Number 473 in this season's penultimate episode?  Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 21-24 of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Violet Beauregarde is horribly transformed into a New American Gastro-Pub. Everyone taste-tests a blood wall. Charlie and Grandpa Joe roid-out on Fizzy-Lifting-Drinks. The Gary’s discuss representation of the Oompa Loopma community in the safe “Square-Candies-That-Look-Round” room. The Salt's are violently assaulted by room full of squirrels; the fate of their survival resting purely in the hands of an emerging She-Wolf... just like you remember from the book!! Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 17-20 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Augustus Gloop is shot into space. Grandpa Joe breaks his personal best slaughtering the Gary’s. Wonka puts beans inside beans, showcases a machine that makes Hoobastank and Chumbawamba, and gets busted by Ted Cruz from OSHA. There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going, but the rowers aren’t stopping anytime soon! Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 13-16 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  Mike Teavee attempts to storm the Factory; claiming the “narrator” incited him. Wonka showcases his PTSD smelling-stickers, underground isotopes, edible door handles, milk chocolate rivers, chocolate covered prostitutes, and his best attempt at cloning Danny DeVito; AKA Oopma-Loompas, AKA: The Gary’s. We’re finally at the factory, folks...enter at your own risk. Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 9-12 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Finding the last ticket is simply a 50/50 chance for Charlie - either he finds it or he doesn't - simple odds. The toothpaste  factory is shut down and Mr. Bucket is now more useless than ever. Charlie haggles with the candyman for a bar of chocolate by threatening him with his smelly and unbathed body. The last ticket is found and it's looking like the Bucket(s) may be half-FULL, not just empty! Oh, and Grandpa Joe is hearing voices....but, hey, no surprise there! Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 5-8 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Mr. Bucket is mostly illiterate, but always reads the news. Grandma Josephine develops a backstory with "The Willy-Man" that has surprising implications. Grandpa Joe reinvents statistics. Four terrible children find the golden tickets. And Charlie "Empty" Bucket spontaneously bursts into song, and is later serenaded by his mom and dad - yes, we accidentally made a musical. Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

It's the start of a new season! Chapters 1-4 of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. The Buckets hot-box their bed, Grandpa Joe tells one too many stories, conspiracy theories of the “excellent” factory run deep, and Wonka is propositioned by a prince. And always remember: Milk, milk, lemonade, around the back is where the fudge is made. Follow us on social media for more @ImprovOnTape and @ImprovOnTapeShow.

Chapters 17-18 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone. Hagrid plays Old Maid with Voldemort, Harry Plays “By The Rivers of Babylon” on a flute, Ron plays wizard’s death chess, Hermione plays with fire, and Voldemort plays with skin grafting. Will the gang discover the owner of the Capri-Sun-Dick? Will Voldemort obtain the Philosopher’s Stone?  Find out in this SEASON FINALE episode of Improv on Tape and follow us online for more @ImprovOnTape

Chapters 14-16 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone. Hermione turns Neville into legs, Harry makes’em clap, Hagrid gets a Vitamix, and the gang receives capital punishment. Will our heroes make it out of the Forbidden Forrest before it’s too late? Find out in this episode and follow us online for more @ImprovOnTape

Chapters 10-13 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone. Harry get’s a terrible case of the Herkie Jerkies, Ron KO’s a Troll, Snape tries to take a Peek-See, and the boys find a mirror that shows their deepest desires. Is Snape behind the Herkie Jerkies? Is something sinister afoot in the castle? Find out in this episode and follow us online for more @ImprovOnTape

Chapters 7-9 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. The gang is sorted into houses by a sentient-singing hat, Snape's got a will-they-won't-they with Harry, and a Cerberus is snoozing on the third floor mezzanine. Will the gang be eaten alive by a three headed dog?

Chapters 4-6 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. Hagrid explains Harry's troubled past, doubles down on his whistle-tip, and helps the boy navigate a new way of life. Will Harry discover his place in the wizarding world and make friends with the right crowd?

Chapters 1-3 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. Harry is left on a doorstep, treated like trash, speaks with a snake, and develops a split personality after months of isolation and emotional neglect from the Dursleys. Can Harry survive the summer of despair?