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If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

Samantha Gooding

21 episodes

1 week ago

We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose. From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride. Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed. Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s demon-level or just toxic. This episode had everything: jump scares, bad decisions, holy water,...

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We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose. From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride. Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed. Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s demon-level or just toxic. This episode had everything: jump scares, bad decisions, holy water,...

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Episodes (20/21)

If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

Scary Stories Gone Wrong + The Rat That Terrorized Our Studio | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 21

We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose. From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride. Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed. Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s demon-level or just toxic. This episode had everything: jump scares, bad decisions, holy water,...

1 week ago

55 minutes

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The Real Ed Gein Story Was Way Darker Than Netflix Made It | Halloween Chaos & Survival Game | Ep. 20

We watched Monsters: The Ed Gein Story and immediately needed therapy — and microphones. This week we break down the wildest parts of the Netflix series, the real Ed Gein story, and play the most chaotic game ever: Would You Survive a Horror Movie? Guest: Rachel (Sam’s sister, aka our chaos twin). Warning: Cackling, adult language, and dark humor ahead. 👻 New episodes every Tuesday — Happy Halloween, weirdos.

2 weeks ago

1 hour 4 minutes

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Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj: We Couldn’t Stay Out of It | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 19

The internet’s wildest feud just hit our microphones. This week, Sam and Aymee dive head-first into the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj chaos — every tweet, every insult, every “she said WHAT?!” moment. From calling out momma-bear boundaries to laughing through the mess, we give our unfiltered take on the drama that broke the internet. Then, we play our most chaotic game yet — What’s in the Box? — where we blindly touch mystery items (and instantly regret it). PLUS: 💍 Aymee’s engaged! 🐾 Sam’s sta...

3 weeks ago

1 hour 6 minutes

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Craziest Roommate Horror Stories & The Wildest Game Ever | If You Don’t Say It I Will Ep. 18

This week we dove headfirst into some of the *wildest roommate horror stories* we could find — from Craigslist chaos to a Shia LaBeouf-obsessed girl to “WTF did I just read?” Reddit confessions. 🫠 And of course… we brought back our fan-favorite game: **Put a Finger Down** (with questions that might expose way too much about us). ✨ Want YOUR story on the pod? DM us your wildest roommate or “you won’t believe this” moment and we’ll roast it live. 🎙️ If You Don’t Say It, I Will — every Monday...

1 month ago

56 minutes

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Healing, God, & Old Me vs New Me | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 17

In Episode 17, Sam and Aymee return from hiatus with a mix of chaos and growth. From Riley Green concert stories and signs that almost worked, to grounding with kids, therapy breakthroughs, and reconnecting with God — the girls dive into their healing era. Then it’s game time: Old Me vs New Me. They test just how “healed” they really are when faced with flirty strangers, crazy exes, and Walmart line-cutters. Spoiler: the spider monkey might still come out. 💬 What would YOUR “old me vs new...

1 month ago

56 minutes

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Dating Horror Stories, Sister Chaos, and Arcade Red Flags | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 16

Our first-ever call-in guest did not disappoint. Sam’s sister Rachel joined us to tell the craziest dating story you’ve ever heard — it starts with a Facebook Dating match and ends with a reveal that left us all speechless. 🚩 From red flags to arcade awkwardness to the jaw-dropping finale, we break it all down and roast her (with love). Then we played Who’s More Likely To: Dating Chaos Edition and let’s just say… some of these hit too close to home. We also catch you up on life: Aymee’s...

2 months ago

1 hour 8 minutes

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First Nights Out After Divorce: Tequila, Frenchmen & Harley Rides | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 15

Sam and Amy swap wild, unfiltered stories about their first nights out after calling it quits on nearly decade-long marriages—and let’s just say their experiences could not have been more different. From crying at Billy Bob’s to full-on revenge partying, flirting with French cowboys who don’t speak English, spontaneous Harley rides in a red dress (no shoes, no underwear), and late-night IHOP disasters, nothing’s off-limits. Plus, they close out the episode with a game of “Would She Still Be O...

3 months ago

49 minutes

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Parenting Fails, Poop Art, and Kids Who Lie Like Pros If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 14

This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib. In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which include literal shit art, and forgotten school pickups) to how their parenting styles stack up against the 90s beat-your-ass era. They read a submission from Aymees’s mom about what it was really like raising kids in the 90s while figuring out her sexuality, a...

3 months ago

47 minutes

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Pregnant Strippers, Lawnmower Races, and Dip-Spit Disasters | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 13

We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck or Rebellious that exposes way too much. From body shots off Monster Energy tattoos to dip-spit horror stories and missing fingers making surprise cameos… this episode is exactly the chaos you needed today. 👖 Who slid across plastic wrap and threw o...

3 months ago

46 minutes

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Letting Go of What’s Killing You (Even If You Love It) | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 12

In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee get real about what it takes to finally let go of the things — and people — that don’t serve you anymore. From divorces and dead friendships to haunted trailers and messy sneaky links, this one’s raw, chaotic, and lowkey healing. 🎮 PLUS: We play “How Would You Survive…” and it goes off the rails fast. Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 1:02 Letting go of people, friendships, and your marriage 10:45 Living with your ex post-breakup 15:00 Letting go while still lov...

3 months ago

1 hour

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Dating Horror Stories & the “Ick” Olympics | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 11

We’re back with unhinged dating horror stories that will have you questioning every man with a tattoo and a truck. From Sam’s ex stealing jackhammers for meth (yes, seriously) to Amy barely escaping a full-blown stalker situation—this episode gets DARK, funny, and brutally honest. Then, we lighten it up with a savage game of Ick or Nah? where we judge men for doing things like clapping when planes land, calling their mom “my queen,” and having their mattress on the floor. ✨ WARNING: This ...

3 months ago

52 minutes

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When Love Isn’t Enough Anymore | Divorce, Trust & Letting Go | Ep. 10

In this raw and emotional episode, Sam opens up about the truth behind her divorce — from betrayal, broken trust, and raising kids under the same roof as your ex… to choosing herself and healing out loud. Aymee shares her own story of heartbreak and lessons learned, and together they tackle the question: How do you leave someone you still love? 💔 If you’ve ever felt stuck, torn, or betrayed — this one’s for you. Then we lighten the mood with “Who Would Survive… Divorce Edition” — becaus...

4 months ago

43 minutes

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Unhinged Advice + Hot Girl or Red Flag? | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 9

We asked for advice submissions, and y’all delivered 😅 In this episode, we go full good-cop/bad-cop on: 💔 Best friends dating exes 🤰 Dads who stop finding you attractive after birth 🥊 Snoopin’ in journals 🧼 Shady gym “friends” 🧠 Burner accounts, unfiltered chaos, and a game of “Hot Girl or Red Flag?” If you’ve ever screamed “beat her ass!” at your speaker, this episode’s for you. 💥 New episodes every Monday 🎧 Available on Spotify, Apple, YouTube & more ▶️ Watch us on YouTube 📲 Fol...

4 months ago

48 minutes

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Shrooms, Swords & Severed Fingers | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 8

🎧 Episode 8: Shrooms, Swords & Severed Fingers We went viral… and not for the podcast. Nope — Sam’s booty stole the spotlight 👀💀 This week, we: Spill on going viral (and still doing laundry)Tell a batsht crazy* story involving shrooms, a pit bull, a katana, and a severed finger 🤯Play a filthy “Would You Rather” with questions we definitely should not answer on the internet 😅This episode is unhinged, raunchy, and weirdly heartfelt. You’ve been warned. 💬 Got a crazier story than ours?...

4 months ago

54 minutes

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We Turned Down the Drama, Sold a Wrestling Video Instead | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 7

In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we skipped the petty drama (barely) and took the high road… straight into our DMs. We’re talking healing, blocking as self-care, and the most unhinged messages we’ve ever received — including a guy trying to pay us $600 for a catfight video in leggings (yes, really). Plus, we play a savage game of “Too Far or Just Enough?” featuring fake pregnancies, sex tapes with laugh tracks, and revenge via Google Calendar. 🎙️ Topics: – Cutting people of...

4 months ago

38 minutes

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We Read Your Wildest Stories, Gave Zero Grace | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 6

We asked y’all to send in your wildest anonymous stories… and this episode spiraled FAST 💀 From unexpected swingers to 4-foot bongs to a butt plug gone way too far — we read, rated, and reacted without holding back. Plus: our game “Who Would Survive?” is back with even more chaos. New episodes every Monday 💅

5 months ago

1 hour 7 minutes

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We Got Banned on TikTok Live & Blew Up the Wrong Color | If You Don’t Say It, I Will Ep. 5

What happens when you give two country girls explosives, go live on TikTok, and ask brutally honest questions in a game of “Rapid R-Rated Fire”? Total chaos. In this episode, Sam and Aymee recap their most unhinged live stream yet — from forehead jokes and farting on-air to getting banned over southern slang. Then they dive into how they accidentally ruined a gender reveal with way too much Tannerite and not enough color powder. Plus: wild bunny hunts, redneck drinking games, and a round ...

5 months ago

47 minutes

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Episode 4: Diddy do it?!

This week, we dive deep into the Diddy trial, Cassie’s shocking testimony, and all the Hollywood chaos that’s coming to light. From baby oil and freak-offs (not the fun kind) to conspiracy theories, alleged coverups, and our unfiltered take on victim-blaming—this one gets intense. Then, of course, we completely derail into bees attacking us mid-recording, vampire justice, and an unhinged round of “Would You Rather?” that ends with one of us sweating mayonnaise and the other almost committin...

5 months ago

51 minutes

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Boots, Bar F*ghts, and B*tches

We said we were just going out for one drink… and somehow ended up topless, drenched, and brawling in a dive bar. Welcome to Episode 3 of If You Don’t Say It, I Will — where we recap the wildest trail ride of our lives, a bar night gone sideways, a missing clip-in ponytail (RIP), and play the most chaotic Whisper Challenge you’ve ever heard. Real talk. Country chaos. Mom life. Unfiltered. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a wild story of your own in the comments.

5 months ago

1 hour 3 minutes

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We said we’d behave…we lied.

We tried to be on our best behavior—promise. But you know us better than that by now. In this episode, we dive into the chaos of mom life, share way too much (as usual), and laugh our way through the things no one else wants to say out loud. From ridiculous stories to unfiltered opinions, we’re back and louder than ever. Buckle up, y’all.

6 months ago

34 minutes