In this episode, The Couple talk about Tennessee's new bill restricting drag queens, a very fabulous Qantas flight, being invited to milestone parties, and Rogelio closes it out by starting to tell his story about the NYC Marathon. Spoilers: He doesn't finish the story.
This episode is brought to you in part by flower centerpieces: make sure you take those home, it'd be a shame if they went to waste.
In this incredibly unorganized episode, The Couple catch up with each other and talk how much they each love Target, discuss the best Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, and go off on a tangent about Peeps and unconventional candy. Rogelio talks about his trip to Northern California and his visit to Ghirardelli heaven. Adam talks about his trip to Europe, and his new endeavor to watch all of the movies that have won a Razzie. That conversation leads the boys down a rabbit hole about reading, Quentin Tarantino, and their love of Michael Keaton. This episode is brought to you in part by Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts... not the Easter ones, forget those.
That was a quick month! The Couple return to provide you endless entertainment (?) and catch up with their lives, talk about Burger King and their ghost email, Batgirl cancelation, lantern-flies taking over, Uncoupled on Netflix, the new Ulster County "I Voted" sticker, the first time someone asked us, "Are you sure you're not a couple?", and Erwho...Erejua...Erewhon?
This episode brought to you in part by a child not staying in their room for quiet time and jumping over their bed.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your podcast app, The Couple return to wreak havoc on your ears. Adam and Rogelio catch up on the past eight months. Adam is caught in a terrible thunder storm, loses power, and returns to tell the story. The guys chat about movies, Top Gun: Maverick specifically, TV shows, and Rogelio gets an iPhone.
This episode is brought to you in part by Mother Nature. Mother Nature: "Don't fuck with me!"
This is it, Couplets. The final episode of I Swear We're Not A Couple. This is a bittersweet episode where The Couple recap people's reactions to finding out that this is the end. Also, Rogelio and Adam recap their London trip. The episode (series) concludes with a playlist of good-bye songs, listening to every sound bite from the show, and The Couple talking about what they'll miss most. Thank you to everyone who listened and help make this show what it was. Champagne kisses and caviar dreams.
- The Couple
The Couple was too busy galavanting around London to record an episode this week, so enjoy this clip show of some of their best(?) segments.
Adam and Rogelio talk about Halloween and bicker for the entire episode.
In this episode, The Couple talk about recent animal stories in the news, the State Fair of Texas list of fried foods, a list of gay representation in Disney movies, and Rogelio recaps a story where he needs to know: is he an asshole?
Happy Monday, Couplets, and thank you for sticking with us during our adjusted release schedule. The Couple start by discussing the one and only, David Bowie, his pop-up experience in London and NY, and his number ones in the US. Rogelio and Adam talk about mayonnaise again and perhaps having it in your coffee, the rise of Dutch Bros. coffee, the Rock n Roll induction ceremony and presenters, a bunch of movies are delayed again, and finally, Buzzfeed's list of the 40 best cookies. Spoiler alert: the list is BS.
In this one, The Couple talk about some of their pet peeves, the return of Legends of the Hidden Temple, Instagram going down, National Coming Out Day where Rogelio gives an example of why this day is so important, and the two gush over Adele and her return.
The Couplets are at war! Listen in to hear who called us out. Also, The Couple talk about weddings, proper open bar etiquette, and their upcoming trip to London. Adam tries his best to identify 80s songs from their lyrics. They review a few of the Couplets favorite songs from the RS Best 500, unveil two songs that they absolutely hate, talk about the upcoming Mario Bros. movie and Chris Pratt, and how Roald Dahl may not have been the best person.
This is a pretty straight forward episode: The Couple highlight 16 songs from Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list. If you don't like music, lists, or Rogelio and Adam talking about music and lists, you may wanna stay away from this one. Hugs and kiss, knees and toes.
Another week, another great one in the books. The Couple launch into their usual banter to start the show as Adam and Rogelio catch us up on their respective weeks. They talk about Ryan Fischer... AGAIN! (Hopefully the last time,) recap some Jewish Holidays, they talk about the Bodyguard reboot and the Twins sequel, and they cap off the show with Adam playing Name That Tune with five songs from Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list. Make sure you stick around after the end to hear a little bonus content.
TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode, the topics of 9/11 and drug addiction/recovery are discussed. If you are sensitive to these topics and would still like to listen to this episode but skip those parts, please fast forward to 48:04.
In this episode, The Couple honor those who passed on 9/11; The Couple recount their experiences of that fateful day, the weeks that followed, and how the impact of 9/11 is still felt today; the guys discuss John Mulaney's appearance on the Seth Myers show where Mulaney talked about his time in rehab, Olivia Munn, and his new baby; the tone switches at 48:08 when The Couple goes on to dissect a list from Buzzfeed that explains how companies failed because of their own dumb mistakes, in particular the rise and fall of Moviepass.
Howdy, Couplets! In this piping-hot episode, Rogelio confesses a deep, dark secret to Adam, Adam talks about the couple that came to buy all his parents' stuff, and Abba's new songs. Also, Rogelio reviews the @LiquidIV Yellow Cherry flavor, The Couple talks about McDonald's ice cream machines breaking, the McDonald's characters, how China is not a fan of Adam's, and movies that have been pushed back due to the pandemic.
This episode brought to you in part by "sissy idols" and "effeminate men."
After a rocky start, the Couple do what they do best and talk. They play listener Bee's message from last week, talk about Adam's birthday bash, explain "Nah, he tweaking'" and the milk crate challenge to the olds, discuss when is too soon for pumpkin spice, Rogelio's hate for fall scented stuff, and discuss the epidemic of hard seltzers available in stores.
This episode brought to you in part by ISWNAC Seltzer. We just take other hard seltzers, pour them in a glass, and say they're ours.
We made it! One year since starting this podcast, one year later, one year of joy, sorrow, surprises, excitement, inebriation, but most of all, one year of having the honor of having you all as listeners and Couplets. Rogelio and Adam say it all the time, but they mean it each time, thank you for supporting us, listening to us, and laughing with us on this journey. To quote a modern genius, "Live, laugh, love!"- Anon
In this 50th episode extravaganza, The Couple unveil the winner of the vodka/fizz stick competition, speak to the loser of the contest, we listen to some of your voice messages, we catch up with what's going on with Liquid IV, talk Laura Prepon, Britney Spears, and Ryan Fischer, and talk about the Sound of Music (why so soon?).
Hi #Couplets! In this exciting episode, the Couple read the options you came up with to name Adam's Vodka and #Arbonne fizz stick concoction, their recent correspondence with @LiquidIV, talk about the #Balmuda on @Huckberry, discuss what ever happened to Debra Winger, and close out by talking about #Disney's biggest box-office flops.
The Couple wastes no time and talk about Foo Fighters trolling the Westboro Baptist Church and Mike Richards potentially taking over as host of Jeopardy. The boys transition to talking about #Ikea and their new meatball #candle and Adam tells everyone which candle he'd love to own if it existed. They cover the new Behind the Music, #TheSuicideSquad, and how to fix the box office in a post-pandemic world. Finally, they close out the episode by explaining all of the new #Disney #MagicKey tiers and how to use them, as well as trying to explain the fervor that Disney #Pin fans have for pin trading.
This episode brought to you in part by Exxon-Mobile Candles