Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.
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Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.
We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was.
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00:00 Intro
05:18 Halloween
05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies
09:18 Kennywood
12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters
21:23 When Was the Victorian Era?
24:14 Do We Like Halloween?
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We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg.
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This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be.
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We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits.
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We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it.
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We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch.
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00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?
02:01 How Will We Do?
03:29 Bet
04:30 No Cap
06:34 Bussin
08:41 Sigma
10:11 Lowkey
13:58 Skibidi
15:13 Ohio
17:01 Ratio
17:45 Lobbied
20:19 Shook
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We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe.
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00:00 Rating Old TV Shows
00:07 Friends
01:07 Seinfeld
02:44 King of Queens
03:28 Will & Grace
04:00 Frasier
04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond
05:33 Boy Meets World
06:34 Step By Step
06:55 Full House
09:48 Sister, Sister
10:32 The X-Files
11:59 ER
12:11 Touched by an Angel
12:28 Gilmore Girls
13:34 All That
14:43 That’s So Raven
15:49 In Living Color
16:31 SNL
16:43 The Sopranos
17:48 The Office
19:16 Arrested Development
19:18 30 Rock
20:16 Parks and Recreation
20:33 How I Met Your Mother
20:38 Two and a Half Men
21:03 The Big Bang Theory
21:25 Lost
21:27 24
21:29 House
21:31 Grey’s Anatomy
22:17 Prison Break
22:21 American Idol
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We read some of the meanest comments people have written about us — but let’s be real, most of them were roasting Nick. Consider this our roast episode.
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This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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00:00 Intro
00:36 How Do I Find Love
01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law
03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover
04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off
06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks
07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me
08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie
09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t
10:28 Exploring My Sexuality
12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI
13:58 Stressing About College
14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On?
15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job
20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not
21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass
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We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits.
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We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much.
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We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible.
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We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun.
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We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table.
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We’re talking about cults — what makes them work, why people fall for them, and whether we would. Also, Matteo once worked somewhere… suspicious.
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We thought adulthood would look one way, and it turned out… not that. This week, we talk about what we expected life to be like when we were younger — and where it ended up instead.
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THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us.
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This week we’re talking about the rise and fall of the “movie star.” What changed, and why does it all feel different now?
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This episode is exactly what it sounds like. We go through superheroes and villains and decide who’s gay, who’s definitely not, and who’s just giving off the vibe.
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We answered your questions — and somehow ended up judging outfits and saying nice things to each other for the first time. It was weird for everyone.
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Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.
