The Call of the Unpronounceable 3: Pickman's Model You know the artist, Reginald Ivanhoe Pickman? Of course you don’t, he’s entirely fictitious. But imagine if he wasn’t! What if he were the 'enfant terrible' of the 1920s New England arts scene, responsible for shocking and scandalous creations the likes of which few could conceive? And what if the origins of that art held a terrible, dark secret? What then? Two inebriate dilettantes might drink themselves under the table recounting his story…

The State of the Nation by Darren Gooding. Poet and professionally louche bohemian, Don Fletcher Park, wins a 100 year old American cornflake packet competition - the prize: the office of President of the United States! Meanwhile, as the newly appointed Chief of Staff, long-suffering friend Mervin Mule is experiencing an existential crisis; could this fresh madness actually be a good thing for Western Civilization?

Wivenwho May Fair by Damien Bell Poet and aspiring musician Mervin Mule decides to revive the tradition of the Wivenhoe May Fair, in which the quaint, sleepy village becomes a centre for free rock and inevitable debauchery. With fellow poet Dr Don Fletcher Park at his side and running the spoken word tent, how could it possibly go wrong?

Act Two In the concluding episode, the foolish Wrexall is persuaded to visit the mausoleum of Count Magnus Magnus Magnusson, with predictable, terrifying results... but no passes.

Act One: Holidaying in Sweden and on a mission to catalogue the ancient jokes of a noble family, the foolish Mr Wrexall is lured in by the tale of the mysterious Count Magnus Magnus Magnusson de la Gaudy.

Doctor Whom? by Damien Bell Poet Mervin Mule is offered an honorary doctorate, but his colleague and housemate, Dr Don Fletcher Park, is determined to throw a spanner in the works...

Passport to Wivenhoe by Darren Gooding. Frustrated by a lack of post-Brexit European arts funding, our heroes think all their problems are solved when Mervin accidentally discovers an ancient document proving that Wivenhoe is technically a province of France. Will he and Donny survive their coastal idyll suddenly going continental? Do there know their “aller” from their “avoir”? What is the sinister Dr Boatman up to? Find out in this comedy of Gallic errors.

Poets Mervin and Donny are caught up in a global pandemic and struggling to get to grips with the rules of lockdown. A hefty fine for Mervin leads to desperate measures and further complications; and what's Donny been up to in his room...?

POETS Day: Self-Published by Darren Gooding Ageing poets Donny and Mervin are in need of an invigorating tin of All-Day Breakfast, but are strapped for cash. A trip to the bookstore in the hope of Mervin's royalties presents an unexpected opportunity to make some money, but when Donny breaks out the chemistry set, calamity cannot be far behind...

In the final instalment, things take a sinister turn for Archdeacon Baines as his schemes catch up with him in ways both mundane and supernatural. Can he escape a similar fate to his predecessor? And why does everything smell of cat pee? Find out, in the disturbing conclusion to Monty's seasonal, ghostly thriller.

The famed Oxbridge Don, Professor 'Monty' Roads Jim, notorious for presiding over meetings of the Chit-Wag Society, regales his audience with another festive, spine-tingling tale. This time, it is the tale of Doctor Baines and his growing frustration at the incompetence of his long-lived boss, Archdeacon Poultry.

Dr Nein - A Shirts Tale: Act Two. Written by Richard Potter. In the final finale of the final Shirts tale, Agent Shirts must attempt to save the Strangetrousers family, and perhaps make the ultimate sacrifice to save Europe from the evil scheme of Magda von Braun.

Dr Nein - A Shirts Tale: Act One. Written by Richard Potter The final thrilling tale in the Shirts trilogy. Distant rumblings in Europe disturb the heroic agents Horatio Shirts and Tilly Strangetrousers. With war looming, how can they save Europe from a very, very messy end?

From Ricotta With Love - A Shirts Tale, Part 2 Hot on the trail of the emissaries of evil, secret agents Horatio Shirts and Tilly Strangetrousers must infiltrate the famous Cheese Festival of Rome and foil their villainous scheme.

From Ricotta With Love - A Shirts Tale, Part 1 Set some years after the events of the Kremlin Candidate, we find young Horatio Shirts is back in action, this time sent to obtain the plans for a new cyclotron device, which can imbue matter with life. But Shirts is soon embroiled in a fight against cheese-based assassins and must chase the terrible turophiles across Europe to unravel their plot.

Oh, Tinkle, And I'll Come To You, My Lad Part 2 Monty concludes his Christmas ghost story, recalling the frightful events that took place one night at The Cock Inn.

Oh, Tinkle, And I'll Come To You, My Lad Part 1 Professor Montague Roads Jim, medievalist and master exponent of the Christmas ghost story, regales his college society with a thrilling, chilling and frankly ludicrous tale for the season.

Canon Filthy's Scrapbook Pour yourselves another glass of sherry as medievalist, antiquary and genial fear monger, Montague Roads Jim, exhumes a fresh Ghost Story for Christmas. Listen in dread and repressed British embarrassment to the tall tale of fusty bachelor academic Dennisford; whose cycling holiday in the South of France is rudely interrupted by ancient ecclesiastical horrors, outrageous local accents and some awfully naughty pictures...

POETS Day: The Halloween Spectacular - Spike's Compendious Tome. Punk poet icon Don Fletcher-Park is enjoying a quiet drink in his local pub when a mysterious stranger gives him an even more mysterious book to deliver to his colleague Mervin... or so he supposes. What unfolds when Mervin reads from the book is yet more mysterious still and threatens the very safety of our dimension... or something... probably... Can they travel beyond time and space and return with their minds - and our reality - in tact? Find out!

POETS Day: The Halloween Spectacular - Schrödinger's Pet Cemetery Mervin has been commissioned to write a poem to commemorate the local zoo and has brought his friend and fellow poet Don Fletcher Park with him. But something ails Carruthers, the prize of the big cat collection, and animals begin to disappear. Could it be the evil influence of the sinister pet cemetery next door, or its mysterious owner?