All those billionaires and no one can look good.

Kim Kardashian finally acts right - meanwhile Katy Perry and Hailey Bieber are spotted without their wedding rings.

From skinny trends to the casting and wardrobe disasters of An American Love Story, Ella and Eva get parasocial.

From Meg Ryan's botch job to feet pics, Ella and Eva get to the heart of what really matters which means we finally tackle the Sutton Foster/Hugh Jackman situation.

As we all wait to find out what we already knew, the ladies wonder if the fall of Rome was as stupid as the social media feud currently gripping the world.

Men have it so hard so let's body shame them for an hour.

And welcome back Josh Hartnett, who hasn't had any fillers.

Are we going to end up in an RFK camp?

And wtf is Elizabeth Hurley doing in a field with Billy Ray Cyrus?

But he's only emotionally available for trolling politicians.

And wtf was this C-list space team? 🚀

The internet is a mosh pit.

MGK is giving Florida baby daddy in this special episode. Why does the cheater get to bask in all the glory when Megan did all the work?

Eva gets ready for the U.N. while Ella drinks coffee and washes her face.

But first Hailey and Justin follow Selena and Benny to Disneyland.

Eva rhapsodizes America's best attribute while Ella yells at people who somehow opposable-thumbed their way to a cellphone.

Will Justin Bieber's pants lead to a national fabric shortage?

Also, why is there nacho cheese in the bathtub 😑

We've all had way too much Blake - so let's give Kanye the attention he's so desperately begging for, which is to say that we're so bored with edgelords.

These celebrities are out of control. #hilariabaldwin #joeexotic #justinbieber #johnnydepp #amberheard #machinegunkelly