Dive into the most chaotic, most passionate, and most statistically-petty HYROX Power Rankings yet. Matt, Greg from RoxLyf, Jack “Facts Don’t Care About Feelings” Bauer, and Michelle Navarro debate the top-five men and women heading into the 2025 season — featuring Meg Jacoby’s monster comeback, Joanna’s reign of terror, Dylan vs. Tim drama, and whether Hunter McIntyre should still be on the list. Timestamps included.
00:00 – HYROX Crew Reunites + Race Week Energy
After six months away, the Race Brain squad returns with Greg from RoxLyf and classic chaos from Matt, Jack, and Michelle. HYROX Chicago and London previews set the tone.
12:45 – Women’s Top 5 Rankings Meltdown Begins
Linda vs. Seikka. Vivian vs. Lauren. Meg’s comeback vs. literally everyone. The crew breaks down data, vibes, and championship pedigree.
32:10 – Why Joanna Watrick Is Unquestioned #1 (For Now)
The reigning queen, the Aussie assassin, the certified problem. The crew explains why Joanna holds the top spot without debate.
48:25 – Men's Rankings: The Chaos is Immediate
Dylan’s surge, Tim’s consistency, JK’s quiet dominance, Hunter’s absence, and Josh van Zeland trying to steal everybody’s lunch money.
1:17:40 – Final Consensus + Upcoming HYROX Predictions
The official Top 5 lists for men and women are locked. The squad previews Melbourne, wonders who’s trending up, and makes early calls for Worlds.