Cashback, VW's & Caesar salads.
Pumpkins, speedboats & Scottish doctors.
Janet Street Porter, protein powder & marriage phobia.
Shrinking, dry cleaners & bagels.
Entomology, chromosomes & eBay.
Poachers, counting & hypochondriacs.
John Travolta, security systems & grandads.
Pins and needles, luggage & drummer's offspring.
Ladders, Nirvana & cookies.
Arsonists, arts and crafts & rogue antique dealers.
Alcoholics, donkeys & rescue dogs.
Smash Hits, cotton buds & home insurance.
Woodwork, RyanAir & Ikea.
Apiary, telekinesis & Michael Jackson.
Yoghurt, pizza & strawberries.
Dogs, Henry VIII & deer.
Calculators, parachute jumps & masseurs.
Italian bread, zoo cleaning & highlighters.
Solar power, eye tests & The Monkees.