Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle Burning Mouth Syndrome (yep, it’s real!) and welcome comedian Dan Cronin, who survived his own burning experience in New York City—one that nearly took out his apartment. Get more chaos and laughter on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a weekly comedy podcast where comedians Danielle and Kristine tackle life’s strangest challenges—both real and ridiculous. From bad roommates and terrible dates to bear attacks, skydiving mishaps, and everything in between, every episode is packed with funny survival stories, hilarious guests, and over-the-top “advice” you (probably) shouldn’t follow. Whether you’re here for the storytelling, the laughs, or to learn how to survive the next awkward family dinner, this show has you covered. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a weekly comedy podcast where comedians Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel tackle life’s strangest challenges—both real and ridiculous. From bad roommates and terrible dates to bear attacks, skydiving mishaps, and everything in between, every episode is packed with funny survival stories, hilarious guests, and over-the-top “advice” you (probably) shouldn’t follow. Whether you’re here for the storytelling, the laughs, or to learn how to survive the next awkward family dinner, this show has you covered. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a weekly comedy podcast where comedians Danielle and Kristine tackle life’s strangest challenges—both real and ridiculous. From bad roommates and terrible dates to bear attacks, skydiving mishaps, and everything in between, every episode is packed with funny survival stories, hilarious guests, and over-the-top “advice” you (probably) shouldn’t follow. Whether you’re here for the storytelling, the laughs, or to learn how to survive the next awkward family dinner, this show has you covered. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bears...again...but different this time and Emily Barth-Isler joins us to share a bear tale of her own! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child's first day of pre-school and Oliver Pardo joins us to talk about his experiences at his first job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a call with 911, courtesy of a listener, and Will Becton joins us to share a story about a dangerous situation he found himself in with some friends at camp. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures and Madison Shepard joins us to talk about a time she had a dangerous temp job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses into disorder and Tom Clark joins us to talk about his summer volunteering in Juarez! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident and Shawn Carlow joins us to share his experiences rescuing some cats! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: a bad landlord! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: Measles! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.