This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel to a medical supply warehouse in Kentucky to find out what can happen when a government experiment goes seriously wrong!

• Should we all be eating brains?
• Do Bert and Ernie have a dark secret?
• How many windows does this morgue have?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel to a small town full of massive houses to learn how to survive a horror film.

• Is Drew Barrymore actually in this movie?
• Will anyone say “I’ll be right back”?
• Is that the Fonz?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan step back to the English Civil War to a time when people really were very horrible indeed.

• Could Stearne and Hopkins be a hot new comedy duo?
• Is that an Edgar Allan Poe poem?
• Why are people is Suffolk so nasty?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel back to 1630s America for their second Robert Eggers film, the spooky VVitch, a New-England Folktale.

• Do you remember glass?
• How puritan is too puritan? (Asking for a friend)
• Is it pronounced Veeeeitch?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan get stuck in a desolate Nevada motel where all is not as it seems. Or is it? Or is it not?

• Does this have anything to do with Agatha Christie?
• Is this podcast built on an ancient burial ground?
• Is there really a podcast, or is it all in their head?

But most importantly, will we be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel to a mysterious Devonshire island for a murderous Agatha Christie adaptation. The book gave Bethany a fright. Will the film be just as chilling? Join them as they ask:

• What’s going on in that woodshed?
• Who is looking after the cat?
• Will they make it to the end of the podcast?

But most importantly, will we be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan have been replaced by sentient plants, sent to earth to record charming and delightful podcasts. We will continue to record the podcast and live our lives as if nothing has changed.

• Can we trust Mr Spock?
• Is it safe to own a pot plant?
• Are we pod people? Or podcast people?

But most importantly, will we be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan take a second trip to Antarctica to grapple with The Thing - this time, in colour. John Carpenter’s sci-fi horror masterpiece was on Dan’s ‘Maybe too scary’ list, so pray Bethany and Chris won’t be overcome with fear...

• Can I train my dog NOT to do that?
• Where are all the women?
• Am I the thing? Are you?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan visit the Prince Charles Cinema to see silent, occult masterpiece Häxan. Join them as they delve into witchcraft through the ages.

• What is Satan doing with that milk churn?
• Is it ok to laugh?
• That can’t really be Swedish for ’Ending’ can it?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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Romeo, Romeo… Nosferatu? This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel to the cinema IRL to see their most up-to-date film yet - Robert Eggers’ terrifying remake of the 1922 silent classic.

• How do you get from Romania to Germany by boat?
• Is this just Dracula with a moustache?
• Why are there so many cats?
• But most importantly, will they be scared?

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We’re back, and it’s Christmas! Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel to Kingston Falls at the most magical time of the year to see how these little critters will measure on the ‘Horrometer’ (patent pending).

Why does that snow look so weird?

Is that a sensible way to go Christmas shopping?

Why is there a child working in a bank?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel to the North Pole, or is it the South, and ask The Thing, is it a thing?

Part one of a two part deep dive: The Thing from Another World, the film based on a book, which inspired a film which then inspired another film.

• Was Marie Kondo right, can you have too many things?
• Why is that carrot so angry?
• But most importantly, will they be scared?

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A bonus episode in honour of Halloween, the day and the film! Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel to Haddonfield, Illinois on the spookiest day of the year and also take time to invent the ‘Horrometer’ (patent pending).

What is a final girl?

Who keeps leaving these giant knives lying around?

Why is there a spider on my face?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan travel back in time to visit shrew island!

Are those shrews giant? Or just giant for shrews?

Can science save the world?

What is that accent?

But most importantly, will they be scared?

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"All women want is a man with his shirt off, fighting giant killer animals"

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This week Daniel Vallender, Bethany Sharp and Christopher Ryan start their descent into the world of horror with Ridley Scott's 1979 masterpiece Alien.

Is it actually a horror film or just a sci-fi?

Why is it raining in space?

What is the cat doing there?

And most importantly, will they be scared?

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