Scorpio szn means Josie is in her feels but we didn’t think that Russel would be so down bad he’d need Toto to swoop in and save him from the McClaren attacking his booty hole.
Whether you were sweating in the Texas heat or watching through a face mask at home, we can all tell the Sprint crash out was Piastri’s fault, Sainz’s backwards hat is unmatched, and we’re all lowkey wanting Max to win the driver championship.
Singapore brought the heat with sweaty drivers, sassy radios, and savage instagram comments.
All is right in the universe, Max won, Sainz is on the podium, and Emily is back!
Josie goes solo for today’s pod because Emily got MARRIED!! Speaking of marriage, if Lando and Piastri were married, it might be time for them to go see a couple’s therapist.
LeClerc tests out new cell service locations on the track, Hadjar finds trophies are not as durable as they look, and Ferrari attends their own funeral.
No crashes but plenty of crash outs as we head into the summer break. Will the 3 weeks off give these divas time to re-group or will freedom from their work life only make them hate everything more?
And we’re back after a long summer break. Josie and Em discuss divas, validate the emotions of men, and will be trending on socials as much as a Jet2 Holiday!
5 DNFs, 4-legged friends, 3 lego trophies, 2 teammates fighting, 1 Nico Hülkenberg (a haiku)
Is Kimi the only one on the grid that can crack Max’s cold heart, or is it because they’re going to be future teammates?
In: Roadkill & Responsible drinking
Out: George Russell’s Toy Story Ass
Max v LeClerc v George v Lawson & Bearman v Red Bull v Himself
Slow and steady wins the race and also might win the girl in both Lando & Christian’s case.
Toto played the role of absent father; George had to be the dad who stepped up. Even Josie & Emily's special powers couldn't save Kimi from his stepdad.
Corporate America had a chokehold on Miami this weekend with Barbies, NFL players, and grown ass men straddling in Lego cars.
Tension starts to build at Saudi Arabia with penalties, teammate quarrels, and corner 1 crashes. Hadjar would probably suggest a team retreat at the Cozy Cone Motel.
Josie & Emily are back at the pod after their reunion weekend; it was probably the least productive business trip in history. No matter your political party, can we all agree that disciplinary wheels instead of 5 second penalties is the move.
A boring race but not a boring pod. Emily & Josie discuss being a girls girl, promposals, and investment opportunities for filmmakers.
Most of the action came after the race, the DQs, this Pod, and the speculation of on early exit from a rookie driver.
We are so back! Emily & Josie are kicking off the first pod of season 3 by discussing their speculations, support for Gen Z drivers, and misogyny on the grid after a slippy slidey first race down under.